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T.V. killed the probation officer.. cocaine rained a star

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Germ, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,334

    Germ
    Member

    I'm selling all of my shit, paying off my debts, and VANISHING next summer...
    PRISON BOUND?
    NOPE not yet,,,,,


    The TRUE HEROES know what is happening,
    I sold out and no longer have the time to entertain a life with PRIMERED PETTY TRINKETS, STRIPPERS, and NOSE CANDY....

    I'm going to B-ville I'm pretty sure with my Boy DEAN CLEAN and I think I will stay with SKIPPY on the ground, I have an EASY UP to bring, but NO HOMOS can stand under it,

    Me and HARVESTER are going to finish the model "A"
    and then we will begin our filming ...
    The hamb will surely LABEL us sellouts..
    I wrote the MOVIE and it will scare you...

    Rat RODS became COMMERCIAL-CRIMINAL,

    I WAS CURIOUS......
    I was in JAIL once and I thought about this,,
    I HATE ,more then I SMELL..........

    I FOUND THE ANSWER......
    METH builds a man, who can MOW the BADDEST LAWN,,,,,

    Why does it seem Like OLD SKOOL RODZ is written from a PERSPECTIVE where the WRITERS WRITE like "THEY" as a SECRET GREASER collective, have the HIGHEST POWER of RIGHTS on something we were doing So LONG ago????
    Seems as if they were really busy sucking the DICKS of the EARLIEST FAGGOTS to build CHOPPERS and BIKES with The LATEST S.U.V. rear wheel.....

    When exactly were these HARDCORE WRITERS? around with HOT RODS?
    They were busy TRYING to sell out the IRON CROSS to the JAPS and the CHET JOCKS ...........

    Now they are the AUTHORITY on HOT RODS- and LOW BUCK BUILT CUSTOMS? why?
    cause they RAPE it with GAY LINGO?

    Oh man THE TECH on that WEBSITE is like the POLISH VERSION of the BETTY CROCKER COOKBOOK written by HELEN KELLER herself....

    My point is,
    That MAGAZINE would be So neat, if they spent a little less time SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF with the COOL GUY BAND JACKET LINGO. and FOCUSED MORE on the UNDERGROUND of BUILDING HOT RODS.....

    I want to steal My Boy MIKE away from them and GIVE him something where his PICTURES are not LOST in the LAUGHTER of the pages turning....

    WE ARE A PASSION for THINGS FAST, and for CUNT
    Everything else JUST blew away like a GRAIN of sand.....

    "KEEPING THE SWASTIKA a SYMBOL OF "FUCK ALL" by SCARING away the fashion brigade"

    Johnny ACE, FAGGOT, I cant read your mind anymore, Your my DICK THROB, and shit, But send the OUTLINE already////////////

    "EVERY LOSERS HEROES"
    is coming soon.

    BYE...
     
  2. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    What's happening Don King?
    I've missed you, it was like being a black boy without a cane pole not having you around.
    I'm looking forward to the movie, I'm sure it will be a lot better than Backside To The Future.
     
  3. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
    Member

    Good luck with the new venture my friend, keep in touch. [​IMG]
     
  4. RF
    Joined: Mar 13, 2001
    Posts: 1,897

    RF
    Member

    You'll be back...strippers, dope, Harvester, nor alcohol can keep you away.

    Does Cole play the leading "pole" in the flick?
     
  5. jalopy43
    Joined: Jan 12, 2002
    Posts: 3,085

    jalopy43
    Member Emeritus

    WE know what's REALLY going on(tm) Who knows?, maybe you'll be the next MICHAEL MOORE!!! [​IMG]
     
  6. [ QUOTE ]
    WE know what's REALLY going on(tm) Who knows?, maybe you'll be the next MICHAEL MOORE!!! [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]
    There's a Michael Moore?" [​IMG]
     
  7. Take a picture of his ass...I believe thats the last you'll see of Germ!
    I believe in you Man!
    Show us what ya got..... [​IMG]
     
  8. Johnny Ace
    Joined: Jul 20, 2002
    Posts: 2,200

    Johnny Ace
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Johnny ACE, FAGGOT, I cant read your mind anymore, Your my DICK THROB, and shit, But send the OUTLINE already////////////


    [/ QUOTE ]

    I know,man....You think YOU are the only one who looks at the underground, wishing for some goddamned purity and integrity in what he does?
    Everytime the chance for EXPOSURE comes my way, I turn it over a few times, decide that hype belongs to SHAG and COOP, and go back to the "underground" (..." I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair...."

    Like I said,Bolillo, you are the only one who can add to my statement....IF I do this sellout book, YOU will give me the priviledge of your writing talent....

    GARAGE (nice logo) is being very cool to an old man- I appreciate it...so is your boy MIKE,who will make us all proud soon....

    Sell my BARRIS TWISTER ad and I'll have L.U.L.A.C. throw you out of the organization...but don't worry, the C.R.Cruzah will keep you feeling at home in ANY city in America that has either a "Martin Luther King Blvd." or East____________ Ave"....

    Love,
    Dad
     
  9. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,779

    Donzie
    Member

    We'll miss you man, and you know you'll always be in my dreams. [​IMG]
    And when yer a big-time film producer/director drive that Caddy to my house and hand me the keys, 'cause you know that it's my insperation that's made you the gay bitch you are today! [​IMG]
     
  10. burger
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 2,383

    burger
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    My point is,
    That MAGAZINE would be So neat, if they spent a little less time SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF with the COOL GUY BAND JACKET LINGO. and FOCUSED MORE on the UNDERGROUND of BUILDING HOT RODS.....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Pick up a copy of Magneto. They've been quietly promoting home brew hot rods without the drama.



    Ed
     
  11. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    Hey Man..."You can't stay with the same High forever!" [​IMG]

    Warren Oates is an obscure visionary, and you're his gay passenger...don't get out in the Rain, Brother Germ...ride that Goat to the end, wherever it leads you!

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    May you perpetually KICK ASS in any and all new ventures!

    -Best to ya!



     
  12. Plowboy
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
    Posts: 4,281

    Plowboy
    Member

    Michael Moore nope.... Michael Monroe, maybe.
     
  13. Maybe I'll see ya at Bonneville...look for a black poncho coupe. Don't expect to see iron crosses or swasticas on it anywhere. The rockeriffic wide white bias plys with red wheels will be absent. No unmuffled zoomie headers either. It will have a top, tunes and radial tires.
    Good luck with your venture. If you put as much energy into it as you do promoting your social life, you'll be a huge success. [might even make a few bucks too] That is all...........
     
  14. AHotRod
    Joined: Jul 27, 2001
    Posts: 12,290

    AHotRod
    Member

    Don't just dump us like a bad beer, come around and humor us every chance you get.
    Your going to do great.
    Later...
     
  15. haring
    Joined: Aug 20, 2001
    Posts: 2,335

    haring
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    WE know what's REALLY going on(tm) Who knows?, maybe you'll be the next MICHAEL MOORE!!! [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]
    There's a Michael Moore?" [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Yeah, he was the other James Bond.
     
  16. k9racer
    Joined: Jan 20, 2003
    Posts: 3,091

    k9racer
    Member

    To steal a quote from that Big Jim Williams song also sung by Webb Wilder The Animals and many more"Please dont go" You bring great humor into life. We need more people like you.Good Luck as you travel.
     
  17. Buick59
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,995

    Buick59
    Member
    from in a house

    Germ, Im only gay every other weekend. It just so happens that the weekend in Bville' is my non-gay weekend. I'll bring my easy up sunshade. Look for my ugly brown 83 Ford Van with Sodbusters Kansas PLates on the front"Eat Beef". It will be filled with wood and other flamable shit......so we can sacrifice the virgins at the Saturday night Bonfire.
     
  18. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,334

    Germ
    Member

    ROB,
    Just bring your own straw, and don't ask so many questions next time. I might make JOAN JETT this weekend if I find a ride, But I think FATHERFURY is the only one bringing the weight from SO-CAL, Jimmy and you wont make it huh?...........................

    We'll see huh?

    I'm not going to NOT be AROUND,
    I'm just going to be traveling and writing and filming,
     
  19. RF
    Joined: Mar 13, 2001
    Posts: 1,897

    RF
    Member

    Mamma's popping Friday...I'll have my hands full! Rico will have to represent for me an Mr. White, but I'll make sure he asks questions for me!
     
  20. Boones
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 9,691

    Boones
    Member
    from Kent, Wa
    1. Northwest HAMBers

    just promise you will tease us every so often with a stop thru and a little wisdon. We can all use some..

    Good luck with the "Sell Out" venture...
     
  21. ESnacky6
    Joined: Aug 28, 2002
    Posts: 1,067

    ESnacky6
    Member

    Hey GERM-o....

    Harvester or myself will come pick you up personally,
    if you can't make it over the hill...?
    this weekend sounds like it'll be a Blast for sure...!!
    wouldn't miss it for the world....

    Father Fury and his friend visited Big John last night,
    didn't stick around too long,
    but they got the Panhead running, so that rules..!!

    John NEEDs his TRUE friend's support and Good Lighting(tm)....
    he's in a 'bad spot' where he is now...
    I am very bummed that he is 7 hours away....
    Let's go down there soon.... very cool, huge house too...

    Give me a call, or I'll call you, about this weekend, etc..!!!
    It'll be good to get away again....


    xoxoxo -Snacks....


     
  22. badpat
    Joined: Feb 28, 2003
    Posts: 528

    badpat
    Member

    i hate it when i aggree with germ
     
  23. I bet there are some new guys thinking.... "Who the fuck is this guy"

    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Later man
     
  24. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
    Posts: 13,509

    Unkl Ian

    And some of the not so new guys too. [​IMG]
     
  25. bobbleed
    Joined: May 11, 2001
    Posts: 3,118

    bobbleed
    Member
    from Awesome

    Germ is one of the few people I've met who truly understands.

    He has the morals to understand the passion behind greatness,
    or at least the passion to try and achive greatness.

    Not very many people understand.
     
  26. Pure poetry.

    Hemmingway, a man's man, could not have said it better. A post for the ages. When was passion replaced by trendy buzzwords.

    The Faggots.

    Geno
     
  27. disastron13
    Joined: Sep 22, 2002
    Posts: 332

    disastron13
    Member

    Bueno suerte man
    Don't get distracted from your true mission
    the Other America needs you
     
  28. don't lose your way Germ. Watch your topknot where you wander. Try not to fall off the grid for so long. We need the purification and Hellfire around here every so often.
    love,
    Farmer
     
  29. I miss the germ that used to come by the house and have dinner, talk with my boy Nate... and talk hot rods.

    When he returns, tell him to look me up.

    Sam.
     
  30. cole
    Joined: Mar 12, 2001
    Posts: 322

    cole
    Member

    Fly my Brother, Let the winds find your back , you know the way Home. Love and Respect and more Love- CF
     

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