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Tech, The one thing every gearhead has to have.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by G V Gordon, May 27, 2004.

  1. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

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    Mine is pretty good at operating an engine hoist while I'm underneath,

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    Hmmm - I'd be careful on that one - specially if you win the lotto or piss her off... [​IMG]

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  2. Flexicoker
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,416

    Flexicoker
    Member

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    DAMN, coker, you're supposed to let her TAKE THE BAG OFF once ya leave the bedroom!! no wonder she ran away...

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    No, the bag was ONLY for when she was working on cars with me, I couldn't risk other guys seeing such a pretty girl help me out in the garage, then they'd go after her. worked alright for awhile, then some fucker in a metal band thats 4 years older then her stole her from me. Damn indecisive fire-crotches [​IMG], but they're so pretty [​IMG]
     
  3. haring
    Joined: Aug 20, 2001
    Posts: 2,335

    haring
    Member

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    I couldn't risk other guys seeing such a pretty girl help me out in the garage...

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    Aw, man, you suck. I can't believe you let her get away. How can you live with that?

    Just busting your hump. [​IMG]
    My girl took a hike a few months ago and I'm still a mess. [​IMG]

    THIS THREAD IS HURTING MY FEELINGS. [​IMG]
     
  4. Flexicoker
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,416

    Flexicoker
    Member

    YEAH! pity party!!

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    I can't believe you let her get away

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    Nah, she let me get away. made me get away?

    sucks, don't it? 2 months ago and I'm still not over it.

    Oh well, I will find me another hot redhead willing to work in the garage with me. And you will find another one. At least thats what everyone keeps telling me [​IMG]
     
  5. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 5,723

    G V Gordon
    Member
    from Enid OK

    First wife ran off with the bass player, second one ran off with the drummer. Never trust the rhythm section. [​IMG] Oh yeah, they were both red heads. Went for a blonde this time.
     
  6. Flexicoker
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,416

    Flexicoker
    Member

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    Oh yeah, they were both red heads.

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    Damn fiery redheads [​IMG]

    Redhead Jokes
     
  7. Bluesfella
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
    Posts: 146

    Bluesfella
    Member

    Heh, love them redheads! My wife of two years is a redhead...and she is slowly becoming a gear head. She crawled under the car with me for the first time yesterday to help me put the driveshaft back in. And she spent half the day in the garage handing me stuff and writing down measurements.

    She definitely has her moments, but like others have said, I thank God for my wife every time I hear someone else complaining about theirs. [​IMG]

    Now, if I could just get her to stop buying clothes so much, I could afford that new transmission!
     
  8. tinyelvis
    Joined: Jun 11, 2001
    Posts: 505

    tinyelvis
    Member

    Mine ran off w/the singer, shortly after our wedding.. WHORE! 2 years ago and yeah.. i'm bitter.

     

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