Tell your tricks?

OMG, that really is Nads.....how the hell did you get that photo

 

Me and Nads is tight!

 

We were all newbies once, we got excited when we found the HAMB and all the like-mindedness we didn't slow down and actually read and comprehend before we posted...

Hey Kevin, you can ignore me anytime!

 

I'm surprised he had his shorts on then

 

Hold on, I'm searching for the imfamous Nads pic

 

You should see the other pics that I have!

 

Eww....

I guess they use a crowbar to separate the men from the boys....

 

Since when is post count important ..... Gaining knowledge and parting out any you may have would be a more positive pastime ...

 

The Crack Spiders *****!!! ****ing Priceless. I keep coming back to this thread for my laughs!!! What the hell were we talking about two days ago????>>>>.

 

Staff Warning - Swearing at Work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative' TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training Instead Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
2. Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter. Instead Of: She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4. Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible Instead Of: F*** off a*se-hole
5. Try Saying: Really? Instead Of: Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole
6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with... Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a f***.
7. Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project. Instead Of: Not my f***ing problem.
8. Try Saying: That's interesting. Instead Of: What the f***?
9. Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented
within the given timescale. Instead Of: No f***ing chance mate.
10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues Instead Of: He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.
12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir? Instead Of: Oi, f*** face.
13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going
to be at home anyway Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.

Yours Sincerely,

Management.

 

When a gentlemen is disposed to swear, it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths.

-- William "****ing" Shakespeare

 

Phone lines are open and we are now taking requests.

 

Thats the at***ude i'm talking about . Are you trying to tell me I have not read as well as not comprehend?

Please my friend enlighten me.
I signed on 3/08 .. I am new so there for i know nothing .
Enlighten me. Dazzle me . Forgive me because for every thread i post on i have read 30. I come here to read information on topics to expand my thoughts. To look at the fine work that some can do with thier hands . I myself love getting my hands dirty and every time i do i learn something , So please , please tell me what an idiot newbie i am.
I take it personal when I get told to " speek when spoken to"

I do not mix words and i do not stir the pot. Drama is not my bag but if you tell me to speek when spoken to, Sorry I will not stand for that.

I will however give you another chance to address me.

If i get banned for this and speeking my mind then i do not belong here ....... let the chips fall but i refuse to let you get over because you signed on five years ago . I might not have alot to add to this board but I will never bag on someone for being new.
Can you say that?

Cheers.
Hank.

 

Hank, we'll ask you again in 5 years........................................................

 

Here's your morning, spew your coffee, mood lightener

 

Lol...good morning HRLC

 

Nope, that just means that the driver is as worn as the truck.

Road (sic) hard and put up wet. All rusty and crusty so to speak.

Ya gotta love these posts they get as good a mileage as a civic.

 

Ok, I'll play... did anyone see Fathack in Austin after Reggie's open house at his shop?? Or is he MIA again?

 

i can has nads?

 

I guess you all got him mad enough so he not going to ask about finding adapters to put his 24's billets on his buick drums

 

Yeah, I guess I'd say you haven't read and comprehended...where were the newbies told not to post? The way I read the post that came before yours, he ONLY wanted the newbies to post...or were you talking about another post?

And that's *SPEAK*...not *speek*...not being a *****, just trying to help you.

 

Now that's funny.......................................

 

Hey dimwit, do you have a car? You have no car listed on your profile, just wondering.
I am a *****, fer sure, but I have been building and driving old motorcycles and cars for 30 years, I drive nuthing but old **** everyday. Regardless of whether or not the HAMB existed, or computers and message boards, you would still be the newbie ****wit that you are, and you need to shut the **** up and behave. You are new here and you need to respect that fact, just because you got to the party late and started running off at the teeth doesn't mean that you will be taken seriously, and clearly most people don't.

Carry on chaps, and Denise, let's get this ****** to 42 pages.

 

I drove Big Olds to work today

 

Didja stay warm?

I rode my motorcycle to work everyday this week, saved money on gas, the wife's unemployed.

BTW, I love newbies, I just can't stand the ones without a sense of humor.

 

Not to be beating up on somebody, or stepping on toes that "Dilbert" clip is ****ing great. I read that **** everyday at work and think, "Damn, this guy must work here."
I don't have anything constructive or deconstuctive to add to this post.
Just thought I would be "like everbody else" and chime in.

"TO DEFY THE LAWS OF TRADITION, IS A CRUSADE ONLY OF THE BRAVE" Les Claypool, 1991

 

A quote from the expedition of Lewis and Clark,"We shall press on with this expedition and we shall reach our journey" 42 pages can do!! I'm so comfy here I've brought in some music and refreshments>>>>.