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TEST... Gearhead? Master Mechanic? What are you???

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by wingnutz, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. PRoz
    Joined: Dec 6, 2002
    Posts: 240

    PRoz
    Member

    Master Mechanic on multiple tries.

    I guess I better stop selling the clean parts and start installing them......

    Nah, don't think so.
     
  2. Wow, three attempts and I got in this order,
    Gearhead,
    Racer Chaser,
    Master Mechanic,

    You know I tried on all three too, so what does it make me?
    A Master Head Chaser?
     
  3. axeman39
    Joined: Jan 15, 2006
    Posts: 423

    axeman39
    Member
    from Saco Maine

    Three Master mechanics and a Crew Chief.
     
  4. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
    Posts: 16,790

    Paul
    Editor

    squeegy tech,

    sorry I don't know:
    about Lysholm design what's it's
    or Mustang LXs
    or converting cubic inches to liters
    or what the nick name for Ford Z303 cam is
    or what VVL refers to

    I don't even own a squeegy
     
  5. HotRodChassis
    Joined: Jan 23, 2005
    Posts: 2,282

    HotRodChassis
    Alliance Vendor

    I think it would be funny to make up a test for the guys at Summit to take.

    How many mains in a Flathead V8 Ford?

    What carb did Ford use between 1949 and 1958 on the majority of their cars?

    Name the components, and what year(s) are they from, used to mount Buick 45 Fin drums on a '39 Ford front axle?

    How many adapter components are needed to put a Ford T5 behind a Ford Y-Block?
     
  6. fordsteel
    Joined: Jun 27, 2006
    Posts: 490

    fordsteel
    Member
    from Elkland PA

    Well shit I are a master mechanic guess I should drop out of college. Although I did take engine theory there.
     
  7. Funny thing is, I did one of these for my real job Aeromedical Evac Paramedic & Intensive Care tech and attained the dizzy heights of............ Butcher!
     

  8. How many times I got to tell you...
    "THEY'RE NOT DOLLS... THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES"....!!!
     
  9. Tony
    Joined: Dec 3, 2002
    Posts: 7,350

    Tony
    Member

    I thought the squeegee tech thing was so damn funny i changed my profile and used that as my occupation..i just couldn't resist..:)
     
  10. publicenemy1925
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Posts: 3,187

    publicenemy1925
    Member
    from OKC, OK

    I got the Master 8/10 first try, I feel the test is flawed because I am no master mechanic. ASE says i'm a master body tech and i question that conclusion too.:D
     
  11. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
    Posts: 9,024

    FiddyFour
    Member

    sorry Mark, but Jim (Bluto) told me they was dolls :eek:
     
  12. 37FABRICATION
    Joined: Apr 4, 2007
    Posts: 672

    37FABRICATION
    Member

    10/10, but I work on the teachers car (had a copy of the test)...:rolleyes:
     
  13. zach
    Joined: Dec 2, 2004
    Posts: 166

    zach
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    from NE KS

    Gosh I feel special.
     

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  14. bonesy
    Joined: Aug 14, 2005
    Posts: 2,999

    bonesy
    Member

    I got 9:10, but I have no idea what the VVT, VHT and the over "V" terms they were using in a couple of the questions. Lucky I guess.
     
  15. master mechanic -im so proud
     
  16. nexxussian
    Joined: Mar 14, 2007
    Posts: 3,237

    nexxussian
    Member

    Hmm, Gearhead, gonna have to try that again. Come on Squegee thech!
     
  17. I'm a Master Mechanic! :rolleyes:
     
  18. BigDanF4i
    Joined: Nov 28, 2006
    Posts: 197

    BigDanF4i
    Member

    4 of 10. squeegie tech. FAIL.
     
  19. Gigantor
    Joined: Jul 12, 2006
    Posts: 3,818

    Gigantor
    Member

    I took the test 4 times ... Master Mechanic (yeah right) for 3 - and a Squeegee Boy for 1. I hope I fall somehwere between the two in real life.
     
  20. 1gearhead
    Joined: Aug 4, 2005
    Posts: 464

    1gearhead
    Member

    That was fun. There were multiple tests. Got different ratings on each. A little brain exercise never hurts.
     
  21. The Hop Walla
    Joined: Aug 19, 2007
    Posts: 427

    The Hop Walla
    Member
    from Dallas

    It confirmed that I'm a f'ing idiot.
     
  22. jonny o
    Joined: Oct 26, 2007
    Posts: 836

    jonny o
    Member

    How hot is the hot tank?
     
  23. old wood 51
    Joined: Aug 26, 2007
    Posts: 368

    old wood 51
    Member
    from NAPA CA.

    Damn now thats funny shit right there, I took the test 4 times ;
    1-gearhead:)
    2-master mechanic :)
    3-master mechanic again:D
    4-sqeegy tech:confused: WTF!!!
    a man's gotta know his limitations, I shoulda quit while I was ahead:eek:
     
  24. Brandi
    Joined: Sep 1, 2007
    Posts: 1,041

    Brandi
    Member

    Gearhead. That's good enough for me.
     
  25. Casey
    Joined: Nov 8, 2005
    Posts: 3,293

    Casey
    Member Emeritus

    assistant floor sweeper, for the assistant squeegie tech :)
    I`m movin on up !
     
  26. How do you find out what questions you got wrong?
    And I cant even FIND the dictionary, where the hell is it?
     
  27. poorboy
    Joined: Feb 8, 2003
    Posts: 1,467

    poorboy
    Member

    squeegy tech baby!
     
  28. fun test! but i still can't get this electric dog polisher running! damm vvl won't adjust out!
     
  29. chaos10meter
    Joined: Feb 21, 2007
    Posts: 2,191

    chaos10meter
    Member
    from PA.

    Pretty slick, it said I ride the short bus.
    How'd it know that :confused:
     
  30. Mooosman
    Joined: Sep 3, 2006
    Posts: 115

    Mooosman
    Member

    9/10 here.

    Nick
     

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