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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by bobbleed, Feb 13, 2004.

  1. bobbleed
    Joined: May 11, 2001
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    Its on dudes. Me and Tuck and probably Max Wedge are coming to the big Round Up show.......

    Then we meet up with Hollywood Evel and the mayem will start.

    How does it work? Do we need to register?
    Can we sleep on your floor?
    Are you gonna let us in?
    Which way is Texas? HaHa
    Will there be any Goth Chicks for Max? He likes those dead chicks.

    This is kind of like going on tour with the band, only different.... The first time I was in Austin there were tornados and a bunch of people died. I was in the bedroom of the bass player of the Hard Feelings house with the Mistreaters and everyone was freaking out. We had pillows on are heads...... The show got canceled cause Beerland got flooded. That sucked kinda.

    But this is exciting.
    Hopefully I will sell the 28 sedan within a couple weeks and get the money to finish the Bleedster. It needs more chrome, and some candy. I was tempted to throw it together, but it needs to be finished for real.

    If its done then we are bringing it, if not then we'll take the green one.

    We might be bringing a top secret roadster with us as well, we'll see what happens. I can't wait. On the way down we are stopping at Graceland to dig up Elvis......

    This will be fun, can't wait.

    (EVEL the song is done, it will be in the mail in the morning)
     
  2. fatluckys
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    Hurry up & register before all the spots are gone. Actually, I don't know how many spots are left, but last year I worked the registration/check-in and I had to turn away a bunch of people who weren't pre-regstered 'cause we ran out of space.
    I was gonna call Tuck & tell him this- Mrs. Fatluckys says I should invite friends over for the weekend. We have a spare room & three couches. The neighbors haven't had a good scare since we first moved in! [​IMG]
    Tuck sent me a Bleed cd. You guys rock!
    I dunno about dead chicks, but Mrs 'luckys has lots of punk chick friends...
     
  3. Right on! Bring lots of Bleed and KnuckelDrager goodies.
     
  4. NiteOwlChris
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    dont forget the lube HOMOs
     
  5. Radshit
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    Well..Hell, if Bob and Tuck can make it...I guess I have no excuse.........this is probably the only chance I'll get, to meet that Bob hoodlum.......Tuck bring that Ford front end.....see ya...
     
  6. 67Imp.Wagon
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  7. Bass
    Joined: Jul 9, 2001
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    Hey the last time this came up, I offered Tuck some space at my house to park his truck and trailer and drive the Hex down with us from Ft. Worth to Austin.

    That offer is still open to anyone coming from up north that wants to run down with us on the Friday. I've got a safe place right off I-35 for anyone that needs some space for anything.

    I think there's going to be a pretty good sized convoy of us dorks from DFW driving down that Friday morning. Glad to here you Midwesterners are gonna make the trip down.
     
  8. krupanut
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  9. hudson_hawk
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Hey the last time this came up, I offered Tuck some space at my house to park his truck and trailer and drive the Hex down with us from Ft. Worth to Austin.

    That offer is still open to anyone coming from up north that wants to run down with us on the Friday. I've got a safe place right off I-35 for anyone that needs some space for anything.

    I think there's going to be a pretty good sized convoy of us dorks from DFW driving down that Friday morning. Glad to here you Midwesterners are gonna make the trip down.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    has there been a time and place organized?
     
  10. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
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    We should deffinatley meet somewhere just south of Dallas....
    What About the Truckstop with the giant dancing frogs?
    (Carl's Corner)???
    They have a big lot right off the highway...

    HC
     
  11. Evel
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
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    RAD!!!!!

    Dude it is going to Rule!!!
    Im trying to fly into Dallas to Roll up with the NEW TEXAS THEM!
    if your in Dallas we should meet up for the carpool..thats 1 carpool
    with the green car per DVD [​IMG]

    thanks for getting the song done ..I hope I was'nt too much of a Pest
    I just want it to be on the DVD....

    Is Laura coming???? My wife wants to meet her ..I told her what a great
    couple you are.

    BLEED+ MAD FABRICATORS+ Evel+MAX+TUCK+Texas= Debauchery

    Word up!
    Evel
     
  12. Bass
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    I think we could do that. Those of us on the Ft. Worth side could meet up and cruise down on I-35W and cut over (for about 5 mi.) on FM2959 to Carl's Corner to meet up with the guys driving down on I-35E from Dallas. Then we could convoy down to Austin from there.

    I've eaten at the Carl's Corner diner before...it's not too bad, but it's kinda expensive...and if you order double mashed potatoes watch out! [​IMG] Would we want to meet there for lunch? Or go on down to Waco again? The Elite Cafe on the Circle has re-opened, or we could do the Health Camp again. I'm open to suggestions here.

    I will also have to say that Carl's Corner hasn't been the same since they took out the titty bar. [​IMG] It's still a cool place to say you've been though...kinda like Luckenbach, TX.
     
  13. du$ty
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    *we aint skeered*
    ...ahhh punk chicks....
     
  14. Bass
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  15. flt-blk
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    I think that waitress at Carls Corner was waiting for one of us to offer to take her the hell outa there.

    The place last year was a little small for all the cars, but if Kenny drives the Sedan instead of the Box van that should open up 3 parking spaces.
    TZ
     
  16. bobbleed
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    How do we register?

    FatLuckys that would be great if we could stay with you, Thanks!

    I think every truckstop should have a strip club. That would be AWSOME! I need to get some strippers for the shop.

    I'm down with a convoy, I'd feel a lot less faggy driving at least some of the way. How far is Dallas from Austin? Seems like 4 or 5 hours? That would be perfect.

    I don't think Laura can make this one cause she just got a new job, but she will be coming to Paso for sure.

    We can turn Elvis's corps into a trophy.
     
  17. 67Imp.Wagon
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    Austin is about 3 1/2 hrs unless your following Bass and Flt-Blk, then your looking at 3.
     
  18. Evel
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
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    THe Convoy!!!!

    SWEET!!!

    I can't Wait to film the MADNESS!!!


    Evel
     
  19. Anderson
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Austin is about 3 1/2 hrs unless your following Bass and Flt-Blk, then your looking at 3.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Or 6 if you're going with MarkX and Elrod! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  20. Bass
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    It will RULE. What better place to start a convoy than a famous truck stop?

    The location is set. Carl's Corner - March 26th.
     
  21. Elrod
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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    Austin is about 3 1/2 hrs unless your following Bass and Flt-Blk, then your looking at 3.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Or 6 if you're going with MarkX and Elrod! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    HA!! Yeah! But Mark's 52 Chevy Peacock is an all new beast this year. Should be able to haul ass down there.

    Thanks for backing us up last year KnR.
     
  22. hankcash
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    Sounds like a plan...

    A couple of the Coollow cars have a hard time gettin' past 60-65 mph.
    Rusty's shoebox will fall apart at 65! He ain't got no overdrive...
    We usually keep it on 65 when we travel...
    Is this gonna stress anyone out???

    The great thing about Carl's is the huge parking lot...
    The circle at Waco gets a little crowded.

    Also, everyone make sure and have a couple of bags of marshmallows (large size) in their ride.
    Highway marshmallow wars rule!!!

    HC
     

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  23. hudson_hawk
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    what time at carls?
     
  24. OutLaw
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    I don't think Bass can drive that slow [​IMG]
     
  25. famous59
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    I think Carls Corner would be a great idea, huge lot.
     
  26. Tuck
    Joined: May 14, 2001
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    Tuck
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    I WILL NEVER GET TO SLEEP TONIGHT...

    damn this is gonna RULE... I can't wait...
    im gonna bring the canadian acid
    and the pink flamingos

    Maybe a cooler for the corpse
    wasnt elvis frozen?

    KICK ASS
    -Tuck
     
  27. MarkX
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    My 52 will be there in force!!!!! This is going to RULE!!!!

    Evel, youre gonna need to bring plenty of film for the TEXAS-size convoy........ !!!!!

     
  28. bobbleed
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    I'm gonna put a rubber duck on the front of my roadster. Convoy baby........

    Max Wedge has the "Truckin" box set.

    Maybe the canadian acid will wake up Elvis? Long live "E."
     
  29. Faded Love Garage
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  30. MarkX
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    Pic me up something from Graceland!
     

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