Greetings H.A.M.B.ers, Im new, FNG its turkey day so: MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. Hoping you and yours have a Happy Thanksgiving! Chopper Dave
........MAY YOUR GLASS BE FULL OF COLD TASTY BEER MAY THIS THANKSGIVING BRING YOU AND YOUR LOVE ONES GOOD CHEER!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE HAMB!!
There once was a guy from Grandview, who knew exactly what to do. He did an intro on the HAMB, so he wouldn't be on the lam... when the intro police come through. beats the Hell out of the other one I had... there once was a man from Nantucket, who threw up his hands and said fuck it. this is who I am introd on the HAMB... and told us about his rustbucket. In other words... welcome.
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