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The best Valentine's day present??

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by A32Flathead, Feb 14, 2005.

  1. As its JUST after midnight, thought I'd tell you what my wife (mrsa32flathead) surprised me with.....

    A card...and Vol's 1 & 2 of the MFS DVD :D :D :D :D :D

    I love it....and her too!!

    Dave
     
  2. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
    Posts: 9,024

    FiddyFour
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    sheesh... i got a tie, and three new shirts... *sigh*

    i wish she'd let me buy Patricks 37 chebbie PU i got a chance to look at at the winona swap yesterday... oh well

    wana trade? LMAO :D
     
  3. Steve
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 1,010

    Steve
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    now theres a good valentines present
     
  4. kentucky
    Joined: Jun 12, 2004
    Posts: 1,006

    kentucky
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    I got my wife the complete 2nd season of the Dukes of Hazard.


    You might be a redneck if...:D

    I get mine tomorrow, I'm working today:rolleyes:
     
  5. Steve
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 1,010

    Steve
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    they have it on dvd??????
     
  6. kentucky
    Joined: Jun 12, 2004
    Posts: 1,006

    kentucky
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    Yeah, 30 bucks at Wal Mart. Try amazon.com too.

    Oh btw make that Hazzard with 2 z's.

    You REALLY might be a redneck if you misspell "Hazzard":D
     
  7. Mrs a32flathead
    Joined: Apr 15, 2004
    Posts: 45

    Mrs a32flathead
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    I'm glad you liked the pressie! I knew how much you wanted that, and I thought you deserved it!
    Thank you for my beautiful pink roses and my Back to the Future Box Set! (I wanted that box set sooooo bad!!!) :)

    I love you Dave... Happy Valentines Day!!
    xoxoxox
    Your wife
     
  8. The smell of love is in the air!
     
  9. I was thinking a blow job was the "best" Valentines day gift...
    Sam.
     
  10. zach
    Joined: Dec 2, 2004
    Posts: 166

    zach
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    from NE KS

  11. KustomF100
    Joined: Dec 26, 2003
    Posts: 371

    KustomF100
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    from Joliet, IL

    I bought my fiance a pair of slippers and a *****.If she don't like the slippers,she can go **** herself.
     
  12. outkast
    Joined: Apr 13, 2004
    Posts: 138

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    and the dvd's!!!
     
  13. Was just talking with 32Limey & your name came up Sam.... :rolleyes:

    Dave
     
  14. Mrs a32flathead
    Joined: Apr 15, 2004
    Posts: 45

    Mrs a32flathead
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    Is there a reason you guys had to turn a nice sweet post into something sordid and nasty???
    I am VERY offended by some of the nasty responses!!

    My husband is a great guy, and intended this to be a nice post... especially knowing I am a member of the board as well.
    You guys who are posting the ****... all I can say is I feel sorry for your significant others if that is the at***ude you take.

    As mother always used to say, if you can't say something nice...
    ****** off!
    Ginger
     
  15. CherryBlossom
    Joined: May 25, 2003
    Posts: 1,390

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    Bahahah! Did you really expect MORE out of a bunch of car guys? C'mon now. The idea was sweet, but you had to see this coming.



    -kris
     
  16. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
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    from Hypocrisy

    I wouldn't getting some regular stuff, the other's too exotic and a distant memory.
     
  17. KnuckleDragger
    Joined: Aug 21, 2004
    Posts: 536

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    I just soaked my computer in coffee, that is some funny ****. My girl friend bought grand Turismo 4 thinking it might make me spend more time in the house.:D

    Jonney
     
  18. IM a *******!-I usually let Valentines Day slip by with no notice....this "day "-I bought her a nice card and some choclates -AND brought home supper.........
    Think I better call 911.......... -she just found the card and candy in the fridge!:)
     
  19. Coupe-De-CAB
    Joined: Sep 30, 2004
    Posts: 2,098

    Coupe-De-CAB
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    from Nor Cal

    I got an awesome Valentines e-card from my lovely young daughter while i'm away on my trip to the land down under. It was a pleasant surprise and and sweet gesture from my little 7 year old loved one, i melted after i read it!
    That was the best gift i could have ever recieved yesterday:)
    CAB
     
  20. Dirty2
    Joined: Jun 13, 2004
    Posts: 8,902

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    Thank you !!!! That made my day !!!!
     
  21. 50dodge4x4
    Joined: Aug 7, 2004
    Posts: 3,534

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    Last time I bought my wife something nice, she thought I was doing something wrong. :confused:
    Then if I didn't do anything and she got upset. :confused:

    Now I say Happy Valentines day and give her a kiss first thing in the morning, but I think she was expecting more. Just can't win. Women should come with service manuals, then maybe we wouldn't be wrong quite so often. :eek:
    My wife and I have been married almost 29 years and I still don't understand her, but a least she doesn't get as mad as often as she used to. Gene
     
  22. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
    Posts: 5,286

    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Shoot all I got was a letter from the County on Saturday and a surprise inspection by the Inspection Officer today just before work. Seems as though I can't legally have my vehicles on my property without offending the ***hole across the street. Oh well, there's always next year:D
    x
    Brandy
     
  23. 2xcrash
    Joined: Mar 25, 2004
    Posts: 363

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    I got my wife a 150.00$$ Spa treatment (sp?), She got me a $20 starbucks card. Nutn say's I luv you more than overpriced coffee.
     
  24. rustyparts
    Joined: Jan 3, 2005
    Posts: 702

    rustyparts
    Member
    from Clinton,Mt

    Me and my wife we both got each other UFC tickits (ultimate fighting championship) in April, Las Vegas. we are still on a high... I can't even beleave were going! she's the fan!! she loves watching a guy get his face beat to ****!!My wife kicks ***!:D
     
  25. drhotrodmd
    Joined: Nov 10, 2002
    Posts: 1,284

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    Damn i forgot to send my ex a card! Oh well i didn't get one either.
     
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  27. Humboldt Cat
    Joined: Feb 20, 2003
    Posts: 2,235

    Humboldt Cat
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    from Eureka, CA

    My gf surprised me with valentine's cookies and BEER! 3 huge bottles of microbrews, one of which is Hop Rod Rye, brewed in Mendocino County. The '57 Effie is non-op indefinitely, but that Hop Rod is strong enough for good buzz-out. The flamed A coupe on the label does it justice.
     
  28. LIMEY
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 1,987

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    When was valentines day then.......oops! & Dave no Sam is not gettin his valentine wish from me!!! :)
     
  29. Deyomatic
    Joined: Apr 17, 2002
    Posts: 3,316

    Deyomatic
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    from CT

    My GF surprised the HELL out of me with a home-made card....and a 2-year subscription to The Rodder's Journal! I'm stoked.
     
  30. Action Girl
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
    Posts: 904

    Action Girl
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    I got the BEST valentine's Day present...

    An original, unused box of 50's era "dirty" novelty ****tail napkins. There are little cartoons on the napkins and little red see though plastic sheets that "activate" the **** on the napkins. When you place one of the "viewers" on the napkins the little ladies clothes disappear and such...

    Nothing makes me happier than Nudies!

    Stacey
     

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