The Car

But, you can't paddle a canoe up a waterfall. Can you?

 

Ya know this brings to mind a saying from my dear ol dad.

He said to me "Son, you can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him suck your ...."

I certainly think that really applies in this situation.

 

I look at it this way.........

 

Wow!!!... Freaky dude...
I'm goin' to sleep... Maybe I can go too Woodward tomorrow and hang out with all the "diehard" cruisers..
Catch you all on the flip side!!!... Goodnight!..

 

has anyone noticed this thread has 3 stars?? Now THATS freaky!!

 

helicopter cat....

I found a video of exactly what the OP was trying to say.

 

I love this damn thread
If only all posts where this great
I just pissed my pants

 

Dibs on the fat one

 

Ha ha ha

 

It's strange how some think this thread is great and others not, i'm in the latter. These kinds of STUPID threads bring the HAMB down to gutter level, and a few that have posted on it are the ones who always flock to these kinds of threads. This WORTHLESS thread keeps other great (traditional hot rod and customs) threads back and out of sight.

In the last couple of months it seems that there is a closed thread every couple days or so, drama creeps in and it's done, some that would have been great and informative. Every post you make will be here for years, think about that for a minute. What did you just post? Is it of value to the HAMB? Yes a little humor is great on occasion but some of the posts here are, asinine drivel. To the poster with almost 10,000 in three years, look at your last hundred posts, maybe 5 or 6 are of any value to the site or a member

 

Well it's now back to the top... And instead of letting the silliness fizzle out, you made some critical comments that may provoke previous posters to defend their position which does a better job of keeping stupid threads alive than cats hitting a bong. Thanks for your help! Hahahah

 

Thats fucked up!

 

And ironically if you had just shut the fuck up it would have gone away and you wouldn't have to worry about it, but Nooooooooooooooo!
Ha ha!

Doc.

 

my barn cat kills something every day, mice, moles, voles, snakes, chipmunks etc... park a car that has mice in the barn, with the cat ,and the doors, trunk and hood open and in the morning there will be carcases or a full cat.

 

After seeing all of our stupid posts, this is pretty dang good.

 

Some of these post whores are never seen on the fund raiser/RIP threads. Ever.

 

Yep, and put a toll booth on it and sit back and count the bucks....

 

Some of the most brilliant ideas in the world....get lost in thought...

 

Well...we certainly did hijack the crap outa hotrodnomader's thread, huh?...lol. Now everybody give the OP a "thank you" for letting us have some fun at his expense. I think that's the least we can do, considering almost everybody got to give 'im a punch in the arm...and he didn't even yell once.

Note to hotrodnomader: I hope we didn't piss ya off too much, with all our retarded posts...lol. For my part, there was no real-to-life disrespect intended. Just bein' stupid and silly...that's all. And I think almost everbody that posted would say the same. Right guys?

Seriously...your thoughts were good ones, though maybe a little philosophical for this group...lol. I think there's gotta be an acknowegement of the more "cerebral" aspects of the hobby..."the realization of a dream" and all that. Though overall, I hope we can all keep it mostly just...fun.

Now back to the insanity......

 

Well said. No harm intended.

 

Pussy whipped again
A Fine mess I found myself in
Tryin' to be her buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend...

Pussy whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, I'm pussy whipped again.

I took my male ego
And placed it under lock and key
I swore no God damn woman
would ever make a fool of me.

Then I met this barmaid
and my whole damn world caved in
Heaven knows when she sucked my toes
I was pussy whipped again

Pussy whipped again
A fine mess I got myself in
Tryin' to be a buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend
Pussy whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, pussy whipped again.

I knew my chauvenistic ways
would someday make her change her mind
And sure enough she left me
And just in the nick of time

Her girlfriend took me around the world
To places that I've never been
She called my bluff
And sure enough
I was pussy whipped again

Pussy whipped again
a fine mess I got myself in
Tryin' to be her buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend
Pussy whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, pussy whipped again.

Play it on time...

Pussy whipped again
a fine mess I got myself in
Tryin' to be a buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend
Pussy whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, pussy whipped again.

 

.....and now you know..........the rest of the story.......

 

AND......THERE WILL BE NO JOKING OR HUMOR OF ANY KIND WHILE THIS HERE HOT ROD BUILDING IS IN PROGRESS.......!!!!!!!!

Oh, BTTT

 

.....Big Mike stood back...studied the problem and rubbed his chin....then it hit him.......the damn bolts weren't tight enough. "Ah ha! I'll fix your ass" he said aloud as he reached for his torque wrench.....he set the reading for 65 ft.lbs and went to work. when it finally "clicked".....he heard it...and felt it all the way to his soul.....that fucker won't leak no more......

 

helicopter cat

 

Exactly. NO NONSENSE ALLOWED!


So the old guy goes to the doctor.

Old guy: "Doctor...I'm so gassy. But even if I'm in a crowd of people, it's ok...'cause my farts don't smell at all...and they're silent."

Doc: "You don't say."

OG: "Yeah...I let loose a few times waitin' here in your office...but it's ok, 'cause they don't stink a bit...and like I was sayin'...they're silent."

Doc: "Ok...I want you to take these pills and see me in a week."

A week later.............

OG: "Doctor...I don't know what kind of pills you gave me, but they made my farts smell terrible!"

Doc: "Wonderful. Now that we've got your sinuses cleared up, let's see what we can do about your hearing."

 

http://youtu.be/1MeAjew_kYU

 

Hummm.....

14 pages... 274 posts... 6797 views... and it's still going!

Well folks the Boss will probably be back today, let's see how much longer this thread lasts!

 

to the op, sorry if we took over yourpost, but you gotta admit we have had some crazy ass fun.acting like a bunch of pre teens.lol i know i enjoyed reading some silly shit by guys ive grown to admire.so thanks for not gettin pissy and letting us run the show....lol

 

....well damn......I mean it's just totally......well ...you know....damn....