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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by MrExotica, Oct 6, 2003.

  1. Funny.

    Even though I don't have the HELLFIRE(tm), a couple of them stopped and saved my ass a while back. I try to return the favor when I can... Like the time I found this sweet 62 Impala SS stranded on the median of 680 North by Pleasanton. Turns out that this... Uhhh... what was the word used previously... DUMBASS? had no jack. Naturally I was happy to break out my floor jack and help him out.

    I think it doesn't matter if you are in a club, you circlejerk with you yourself and thou, or you're just a HAMBer... you gotta at least TRY. I do believe that what you do for others is returned tenfold to you.

    By the way... I love that NO CLUB plaque. I think it's the first one I've seen that I like. Is there a way I can get one?

    Travis
     
  2. continentaljohn
    Joined: Jul 24, 2002
    Posts: 5,858

    continentaljohn
    Member

    Well I have to say I stop, for ANY old cars,bikes or old folks!!!!! I don't care if there's two other cars stopped. But someone I know, HELL YES!! I FRICKEN STOP!!!
    I know leaving the Cheaters show ,I was gonna cruz home alone, not a long ride just a few hours . Nummnut reminded me my car stalled on the way up, told me he would follow me home just in case. I told him to stay and I'm cool, I know he planned on staying.. No shit I broke down and needed help. No club just a good freind, I wasn't even broken down!! Bill a few other guy wanted to see if everything was cool before I left the show.. What goes around, comes around.
     
  3. nummnut
    Joined: Aug 7, 2002
    Posts: 373

    nummnut
    Member

    Mr. Exotica, Fuck all them guys!! I knew they were a bunch of idiots anyway. Hang with us at the pileup, only on one condition, you need to get rid of the sideburns and get a good pair of Levis, a nice t-shrt and some sandals!!! Then we will talk!!!!!!! And if you do end up riding with us and you brake down continentaljohn has triple A. Get in touch with me if you like.
     
  4. continentaljohn
    Joined: Jul 24, 2002
    Posts: 5,858

    continentaljohn
    Member

    Hey Bill what's AAA stand for?? Three asses pushing a rod down the road or the meeting we will be hitting after the pile-up [​IMG]
     
  5. nummnut
    Joined: Aug 7, 2002
    Posts: 373

    nummnut
    Member

    good one john
     
  6. Jive-Bomber
    Joined: Aug 21, 2001
    Posts: 3,935

    Jive-Bomber
    MODERATOR

    The only way clubs work is when you are actually all real friends anyway.
    If you wouldn't like that person without the club, then they probably aren't a real friend anyway. Also, look out for club "president"s. The guy who wants to do everything his way or the highway... Thats the beginning of the end!

    Recap:
    1. Keep it friends
    2. Don't let one guy run the show
    3. If they are jerks in the club, they are probably just jerks period.
    4. You actually don't need to be in a club anyway... Unless they have really cool jackets. (kidding)

    jay




     
  7. Tim
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 19,971

    Tim
    Member
    from KCMO

    H.A.C.K. is enuff of a club for me.

    a long while back some one said something about having HAMB panic flags, like you could fly it if you got stranded on the freeway. and we all kinda came to the consisus that what the hell does it matter what club your in if a guys on the side of the road pull over and help.

    next time it could be you sitting there goin why the fuck wont any of those ass holes pull over!?!

    karmas a bitch lol

    tim
     
  8. I'm not much of a joiner. That's not to say I've never belonged to a club, or don't.

    A couple of years ago a big auto orginazation gave me a membership. I have no clue why, but I'm still a member, and I still hang on the fringes. The thing is so big that there is really no way to know anyone.

    I guess the closest thing to a real car club I've belonged to in a long time is this board.

    The only real car club I ever belonged to was the Cam Busters when I was in High School. It was impossable to get into and easy to get out of. The #1 rule was never leave a Bro Stranded.

    Once I was cruising with the wife in Eastern OR and lost a U-Joint. I had no tools ...and called one of the older guys (collect). Explained my situation, he said how much money ya got. I said 7.00 and a 1/4 tank of gas. He said ya better go get a burger, you're gonna be there awhile. I was bummed.

    2 hrs later, I heard a rumbel, and soon a familiar site. It was getting dark, and I could just make out the worlds lowest '59 Impala. I asked what he was doing there? He smiled and said you called, didn't you? Of course I got the lecture about the tool box (never leave home without it), and never leave anyone stranded (even if you don't like 'em).

    I think that's rare these days. But I still can't get past never leaving anyone stranded.

    Friends are hard to come by Bro, but they're there. I'm sorry it went to shit for ya, but you'll find the real deal. Just hang loose.

    by the way, there is a real place in hell for those who aren't for real.

    if it don't make ya dirty it aint yours. [​IMG]

     
  9. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    TRAVIS.
    I saved you because I like you and respect you, and I know your situation...
    I would HELP you anytime,,, IT WAS HELLFIRES PLEASURE to STOP FOR you

    I'm a HONORARY member of tons of clubs, I wear their SHIT and we all laugh...

    other then that if i ever get into a CLUB and they MAKE me wear a COAT.. I'm cutting the SLEEVES of of it, and DRAWING a SWASTIKA on the FRONT POCKET......

    "IM TRYING OUT FOR THE "SINNERS" as soon as I think I have become a MAN..........
     
  10. oddrod
    Joined: Feb 24, 2002
    Posts: 79

    oddrod
    Member

    i belong to the SWANX and consider each member family. we help each other unconditionally at every level. not just cars but helping work on houses, going to see music, moral support when some one is down. i work on karma, i don't do anything with expectations of reward. i stop for anyone who looks like they need help no matter who or where. life is too short to sweat the little things. if the guys dogged you that's rong but what goes around comes around. rest assured that if you were intentionally ignored that person will be in your shoes. not for nothing but there is also the theory that they didn't want you in the club and this was one way to piss you off and make you quit? now you know who will stick by you, and it sounds like a pretty cheap way of finding out. what if you had serious problems and no one stopped. if this pisses you off alot confront them, get it off your chest and move on. good luck, stevo
     
  11. katzenhammer
    Joined: Aug 26, 2002
    Posts: 398

    katzenhammer
    Member

    Yeah Jive Bomber hit it right on the head. I too was in the same situation with a group of friends that I had grown up with my whole life. Then a new member thought it would be best for him to take it over and to better himself by creating his own club using our name. One guy who thought he had to be the center of attention so that every one would bow down and worship him ruined the club that we as close friends had maintained for years.
    However even through this I don't think the idea of a Car Club is a bad thing. I have just learned to stick with the friends that have always been friends and aren't looking to better themselves over the other members.

    Justin




     
  12. Tuck
    Joined: May 14, 2001
    Posts: 5,869

    Tuck
    Tech Editor
    from MINNESOTA

    yeah justin ya gotta watch for the guys that crys Im sickboynumberone [​IMG] air your laundry on the line fag...

     
  13. gregg
    Joined: Feb 28, 2002
    Posts: 397

    gregg
    Member
    from Fulton IL

    We tried to warn you,Tony. You forgot to mention the prez of the club that passed you by is also a HAMBer.
     
  14. katzenhammer
    Joined: Aug 26, 2002
    Posts: 398

    katzenhammer
    Member

    ooo that hurt. maybe you might want to step back and reevalute what you are gettin into. You are not worth my time Jeff. Seriously why don't you stop the little Internet game of trying to bad mouth me,, take off the panties and come over and settle this. Christ I live less then 10 blocks away from you and all you can do is call me names over the internet? Or wait I guess if gotta hide just keep up your little games.

    Justin
     
  15. exotic
    Joined: Oct 6, 2003
    Posts: 1

    exotic
    Member
    from Texas

    Nappy those two cents you threw in should have been spent on re-reading your 2nd post because what I got from it was Jonnylonghair had to follow your candy ass all the way to philly!
    And dann galucci, I guess when you got your shit in a trailer you really don't have to give a shit do ya!
    And now on to seldom scene whats the matter little guy Boyd Coddington wont let you put flame trowers on the show car he built ya!?!? Now Do You Wanna Know How I Feel!!! SHUT THE F#$K UP!!!!!!!!!!!
    MrExotica that club sucks ass! I had the great opportunity to be invited to the lizard roast hosted by the Road Rockets here in Texas.
    They gave me a place to stay, food and drink, entertainment in the form of live bands!
    And hear this! It was FREE for me and about 300 people that showed for the most bad ass get together I have ever seen!
    Not to mention a posse assembled to come help me when I broke down! So MrExotica leave that Voodoo club to the three asses prior mentioned in the post!AAA
     
  16. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    ANY CAR CLUBS that still like to FIST FIGHT,, the "WRECKTUMS" are always down.........

    You guys are LIKE BITCHES, back and forth on the INTERNET,,,

    your CLUBS sound GAY,,,

    HOT ROD CLUBS are BUILD on SLUTS and BEER, and REBELLION...

    Not POLITICS,,,

    Can I comb your HAIR??
    PRESIDENTS??

    That SOUNDS FAGGY as HELL, to BE the PRESIDENT...

    hahahahaah
     
  17. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    Is the "PRESIDENT" the guy who has the BEST jeans?
    or is the PRESIDENT the GUY who makes the CHOICES...

    Man after rereading this again..
    I have figured out that you GUYS are a NETWORK of a COLLECTIVE of GAYS...... who seem to be crying about all the REASONS your "CAR CLUBS" SUCK......

    WHERES the PRESIDENT.. ???? I would guess thats the GUY who will tell me I can't cut off the SLEAVES of MY WOOL JACKET....

    Do you GUYS have MATCHING TATTOOES???
     
  18. Just don't fuck with the Wongs.
     
  19. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    "Say, Romeo....what about your promise to the He-man Woman Haters Club?"

    "I'm sorry, Spanky...I have to live my own life!"

     
  20. See what you get when you mess with the ORPHANS!!
     
  21. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    THE ORPHANS.....

    THE DUCKY BOYS
     
  22. [ QUOTE ]
    H.A.C.K. is enuff of a club for me.

    a long while back some one said something about having HAMB panic flags, like you could fly it if you got stranded on the freeway.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Tim, I threw one together and posted it last year sometime. Is this the one you're talking about? [​IMG]

     

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  23. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

    Germ
    Member

    maybe you guys could make up a club called,,,
    THE ROCKABILLYS
     
  24. desertdroog
    Joined: Nov 16, 2001
    Posts: 1,022

    desertdroog
    Member

    Unless you have a group of close tight nit freinds involved with cars, then what is the point?

    Clubs are for baby seals... Not cars!
     
  25. both these guys have T Timers plates in their windows
     

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  26. MoFoMOD
    Joined: Jun 19, 2003
    Posts: 135

    MoFoMOD
    Member
    from SO CAL USA

    you guys need to stop typing, walk 10 blocks and either give each other a big faggy kiss or start punching each other's lights out... but enough of your lame club soap opera on the inter-web
     
  27. How well did ou know these guys?? I would never join a club unless they were like brothers to me [​IMG]
     
  28. Machinos
    Joined: Dec 30, 2002
    Posts: 761

    Machinos
    Member

    Both times I've broken down I've had tons of strangers come and help me. The last time, I'd already gotten a ride to the nearest town and BACK to my car. While I was waiting for a tow truck, four people pulled over (and this was on the freeway, mind you, 70mph+ traffic) and asked if I needed help. That's four people, not just one, and they weren't fellow members of any CAR club, and we weren't driving together.

    As for the people trying to justify that club's behavior with "he should've known better than to blahblahblah", what does that have to do with anything? For all they knew he could've blown his transmission or any of dozens of other possible problems.

    If the other club members actually post here, you really oughta post your sides of the story because as it is you're clearly the bad guys here.
     
  29. "As for the people trying to justify that club's behavior with "he should've known better than to blahblahblah", what does that have to do with anything? For all they knew he could've blown his transmission or any of dozens of other possible problems"
    oorrrrrr just pulled over to find his phone, light a smoke, grab a quick tug, sounds to me like this guy WANTED to quit the club but didn't have the balls to do it without making a scene and making the other guys in the club look like asses, take your licks, SHUT IT! [​IMG]
     
  30. seldom scene
    Joined: Oct 9, 2002
    Posts: 867

    seldom scene
    Member

    Hey exotic..who the fuck do you think you are? I didn't see no introduction from you. You jealous assholes who think everyone in Calif is Boyd Cottington prove just what you are a Bunch of immature POSERS who don't know shit, and don't know that they don't know it. As far as little guy goes I'm 6'4" wanna take me on? You'll find out what O G means. I built my car it's the real deal. What do you drive? Probably a skateboard..Get the procedure right (ask someone) before you start showing what an ignorant poser you are.
     

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