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The Friday Photo Without a Caption Contest

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by T-Head, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. 45_70Sharps
    Joined: May 19, 2010
    Posts: 331

    45_70Sharps
    Member

    Comes with a non functional mouth, just the way you wanted her.
     
  2. Verbal Kint
    Joined: Aug 4, 2004
    Posts: 3,221

    Verbal Kint
    Member
    from Washington

    Introducing the Tin Mans play thing

    She's a little stiff but she has a great personality
     
  3. Carpet Bomber
    Joined: Apr 23, 2005
    Posts: 520

    Carpet Bomber
    Member
    from Minnesota

    GM finally designs a women prototype with the weight(s) in all the right places.
     
  4. trksmth
    Joined: Feb 10, 2009
    Posts: 372

    trksmth
    Member

    "Looks a little top heavy" Just the way I like them.
     
  5. gotta56forme
    Joined: Feb 20, 2010
    Posts: 855

    gotta56forme
    Member
    from Seattle

    Did you see the plate weights on that one?!
     
  6. jlhelm
    Joined: Sep 21, 2006
    Posts: 58

    jlhelm
    Member
    from Minnesota

    Get all of the latest accessories at Stepford Chevrolet
     
  7. vrod64
    Joined: Jul 8, 2008
    Posts: 630

    vrod64
    Member
    from Katy,Texas

    Winner ot Loser ?
     

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  8. trksmth
    Joined: Feb 10, 2009
    Posts: 372

    trksmth
    Member

    "They don't build them like that any more!"

    "Ya, she old and rusty now"

    "Sure is a pretty mouth"
     
  9. Big T
    Joined: Aug 29, 2006
    Posts: 638

    Big T
    Member
    from Florida

    'Clearly' a woman driver.
     
  10. mrconcdid
    Joined: Aug 31, 2010
    Posts: 1,156

    mrconcdid
    Member
    from Florida


    Nice pun Big T



    Robo *****
    Zero to ***** in 6 sec.

    I think she is in need of a good lube job.

    Batteries Not Included

    More Than some ***embley required

    they let them vote now too............

    AI= Augmented Intelligence

    Merry Maids new mascot

    Hey dad.... How come mom doesn't look like that? Mom who son....

    You should see the Warranty disclaimers on this one.

    DAD!!!!, your robot wrecked the car again. Is she ok?

    One point twenty-one jiggawatts!!!

    is she electric?....... No she's nuclear

    GE present the age of the future......you wish

    I'LL BE BACK...

    Wait till they get a load of me....

    MrC
     
  11. I know you don't listen to me,but sometimes I feel like you're
    looking right through me!
    Blah blah blah...
     
  12. BAD PENNY
    Joined: Aug 22, 2011
    Posts: 1,251

    BAD PENNY
    Member
    from mass

    Having *** with her looks like it might be a little painfull. To many sharp edges !!!
     
  13. Merlin
    Joined: Apr 9, 2005
    Posts: 2,545

    Merlin
    Member
    from Inman, SC

    The first prototype of cruise control.
     
  14. pdunn10
    Joined: Dec 14, 2011
    Posts: 1,249

    pdunn10
    Member

    Thats what I get for wishing for a girl with a nice rack
     
  15. yetiskustoms
    Joined: May 22, 2009
    Posts: 1,932

    yetiskustoms
    Member

  16. beebing
    Joined: Oct 12, 2009
    Posts: 1,449

    beebing
    Member
    from milwaukee

    Look, you don't need brains, just mechanical ability to drive.
     
  17. 60galaxieJJ
    Joined: Dec 24, 2009
    Posts: 1,525

    60galaxieJJ
    Member

    100lbs of ***s!
     
  18. 60galaxieJJ
    Joined: Dec 24, 2009
    Posts: 1,525

    60galaxieJJ
    Member

    Better, stronger, faster.
     
  19. beebing
    Joined: Oct 12, 2009
    Posts: 1,449

    beebing
    Member
    from milwaukee

    In the initial stages, we tried Blonde test dummies, but they kept missing the wall. Then found them in the back room with test dummy Ken. We s****ped the project.
     
  20. Westco48
    Joined: Oct 21, 2010
    Posts: 197

    Westco48
    Member


    noooo!!!!
     
  21. Westco48
    Joined: Oct 21, 2010
    Posts: 197

    Westco48
    Member

    Pre-lube and no more ******l dryness.
     
  22. That's right fellas, I'm only good for one thing
     
  23. Rob68
    Joined: Jun 16, 2011
    Posts: 495

    Rob68
    Member

    Everything's automatic these days.
     
  24. carcrazyjohn
    Joined: Apr 16, 2008
    Posts: 4,841

    carcrazyjohn
    Member
    from trevose pa

    She shouldnt of taken the drivers seat before viewing the hamb.........
     
  25. mrconcdid
    Joined: Aug 31, 2010
    Posts: 1,156

    mrconcdid
    Member
    from Florida

    Introducing Wonder Woman's younger half sister, Hot Girl, she has an invisible car..

    MrC
    For those to young wonder woman had an invisible plane
     
  26. thebugbox
    Joined: Nov 29, 2009
    Posts: 255

    thebugbox
    Member

    Boudreaux, "I heard you got one of 'dem new fangled hybrid gasoline powered wives."
    Thibodeaux, "meh yeah."
    Boudreaux, "how you like dat?"
    Thibodeaux, "less jus say, she give me about 45 smiles per gallon"
     
  27. T-Head
    Joined: Jan 28, 2010
    Posts: 3,969

    T-Head
    Member
    from Paradise.

    Great great job guys...... keep posting and you can see what we have picked from over a 150 comments here and at The Old Motor.
     

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