The Funniest Nigerian Scammer Email !

Here's an email I just received..I laughed my ass off...I have a 67 Chrysler that was for sale... this one os from a dumb ass calling himself John Bray...the title: 4 doors sedan
Hello,
I saw this your ads.(TwoLittersVariesColorsMales/Females)I am interested in buying it , i will like to know the present condition of it and the last price you want to sell it.Shipment will be handled by my shipping agent.Payment will be through a certified cheque. Get back to me asap.Thanks..........
Man I want to punch one of these assholes!!

 

uh huh...hillarious...

 

String him along,have a couple laughs wasting his time..

 

I give these to my brother..He messes with thier heads..he even gets them to call him on thier dimes..its hilarious...

 

i got one of these when i was selling a car. i agree, play it out 'til it's no longer funny then give the s.o.b. hell!

 

It is amazing this guys is still in business.

 

I got this one yesterday:

good day to you over there please i will like to order
this goods from your store
item-----fuel filters
'qty----100
and i need the quote very urgently and let
me know your acceptable creditcardto this innnformatino bellow address 5 buari street mushin city lagos name Adekunle Country nigeria zipcode 23401


It came from a hotmail addy

I replied:

" $2,000,000 cash only"


Haven't heard back from him. (BTW area code 23401 is Keller VA on Rt 13.)

 

They are about the dumbest bastards on the planet..i tell you..they are more a nuisance than any thing...Seriously i just want to slap them around a few times....

 

Those kind of scams are funny if you know the game.
The scammers I hate are the ones in our own country that knowingly misrepresent the item they are selling. Pretty much outright lying, saying its better than it is, not disclosing defects, etc.
I bet those fuckers make more money collectively than the Nigerian or other scammer.

 

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I got this one yesterday:

good day to you over there please i will like to order
this goods from your store
item-----fuel filters
'qty----100
and i need the quote very urgently and let
me know your acceptable creditcardto this innnformatino bellow address 5 buari street mushin city lagos name Adekunle Country nigeria zipcode 23401


It came from a hotmail addy

I replied:

" $2,000,000 cash only"


Haven't heard back from him. (BTW area code 23401 is Keller VA on Rt 13.)

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i dunno that one might be legit...he lives in "street mushin city" (street machine city!) might be hard to get fuel filters for your mulletmover, even in street machine city!