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Art & Inspiration The Giant Gila Monster

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. jamesgr81
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    I've been an expert in demolition since I blew up my first 3-speed at age 15. Pain and suffering have visited my knuckles far too often. Right now my left arm is wounded from a valiant battle against an AC hose bracket. The weapons of war, the 3/8 ratchet, the prybar, the cutting torch are my tools in trade. Woe to those who encounter them, many a functional part entered the shop, only to leave patched up and modified.

    With those honors bestowed by the gods of road grease and leaking gas I still feel weak when I see the terror of the Giant Mantis, the Tarantula, the Blob, and most terrifying of all, The Attack of the 50 ft Woman. I have a hell of of a time with my 5 ft tall wife.

    Back to the security of my garage where I can feel safe and comforted by my tools, dormant engines, and collection of old useless junk. Klaatu barada nikto.
     
  2. Dodge Brother
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    Just finished watching it, can't believe I've never seen it before?! Cool cars and cheesy monster, mid century B film at its finest
     
  3. Rob68
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    I own it and sadly, quote from it often.
     
  4. wbrw32
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    This thread of Hemi32's is very good reading and I give details of some of the cars in the movie
     
  5. lothiandon1940
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    ....................I'm with you, Andy. Oh the heartbreak! How can one explain, "My '40 Coupe was destroyed by a giant Gila Monster"?...........Oh yeah, let me know when the cookies are ready.:rolleyes:........Don.
     
  6. theHIGHLANDER
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    "I ask you the time and you build me a clock..."

    I guess Chase did know what he liked better, the white walls or black walls. It kept showing up in different forms! The scallops on the T-bucket were perfect, just enough in the right directions. Love these moldy old B movies. Cl*** dismissed...?
     
  7. thunderbirdesq
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    I still watch the MST3k'd version every other year or so... The robots making stuttering, backfiring jalopy noises every time a hot rod pulls up have me rolling every time.

    "that looks like somethin' a fella could put his knee up on!"
     
  8. S.F.
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    I agree...what do you do?
     
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  10. rbantique
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    Now that you made it through The Giant Gila Monster... refresh your popcorn... take a leak and settle back for the second half of the double creature feature !!

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  11. rbantique
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    Don't forget the Previews of Coming Attractions where the Giant Claw ******es up the hot rodders... The monster is pretty sad but it stars ******* playmate Marla Corday & she might help you stay awake !

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  12. beebing
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    This Claw is just as hideous.
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  13. S.F.
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    Ya...
     
  14. OL 55
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    Not the craw.....THE CRAW!!

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  15. ct1932ford
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    Tis the Season!
     
  16. slowmotion
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    Too bad it wasn't released under it's original ***le, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Gila". Much more catchy.
     
  17. starliner62
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    I can't believe I sat here and watched anothe B-movie becase of what Ryan wrote. Bad-bad influence. Well, gotta go back to work now.
     
  18. bought another video tape of this for 50 cents in a thrift store on Halloween watched it through and have been trying not to put my leg up whenever I talk ever since
     
  19. 6t5frlane
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    LOL Good one
     
  20. bigdog
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    I remember seeing this movie on "The Akrey Creature Feature" when I was a kid. Anybody else from Iowa remember staying up late Saturday night watching "B" horror movies? I don't remember what Chuck Akrey was selling (house siding maybe) but I always remembered this movie. A couple years ago I found a dvd with this one and three or four Flash Gordon movies on it-had to buy it.
     

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