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The Gooses intro- I am The Goose

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by TheGoose, Sep 28, 2004.

  1. gear jammer
    Joined: Sep 22, 2004
    Posts: 340

    gear jammer
    Member
    from tucson az

    hey, I like that theeeeeeee goose, I got a golden retriever, I have to warn friends when they come to my house, that. watch out he'll goose you when your not looking, I don't know just a thought.
     
  2. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    I hear there's a famous car builder who now wants to be referred to as The Foose.
     
  3. MIKE-3137
    Joined: Feb 19, 2003
    Posts: 1,578

    MIKE-3137
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    I don't think he's "THE The Goose" just one of many lesser "The Gooses"

    Or more correctly, one of "The Geese" [​IMG]
     
  4. People are starting to sound like a bunch of goddamn lemmings... "I've always been into cars..."

    Sam.
     
  5. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,100

    plan9
    Member

    The Plan9... sounds gay... which makes me a living, breathing, gay innuendo.

     
  6. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    [ QUOTE ]
    "I've always been into cars..."


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Well, duuuh! How else are you going to drive them? 'ON' the car?

    *sigh*

    That kid's about as sharp as a bowling ball...
    -Foghorn Leghorn

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Spedley
    Joined: Mar 5, 2004
    Posts: 392

    Spedley
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]

    Im The Goose and I hail from castaic california.


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Well nice to meet you.

    I am The Walrus, koo koo ka choo.

    [/ QUOTE ] That is fricken (can I say that here??) hilarious, I love it. Thee Spedley
     
  8. Chandler
    Joined: Sep 20, 2004
    Posts: 1,817

    Chandler
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    from Rowlett,TX

  9. 4dFord/SC
    Joined: Sep 12, 2004
    Posts: 837

    4dFord/SC
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    Welcome aboard. As you have seen, this can be a tough room [​IMG]
     
  10. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,645

    flatheadpete
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    from Burton, MI

    I was a scenester once....They told me to put my pants back on.
     
  11. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,645

    flatheadpete
    Member
    from Burton, MI

    Oooops! My bad kats and kittens....I was a streaker once and they told me to put my pants back on. Man, do I feel like a horse's ass. But at least I know that the 'shift' button on my keyboard makes the letters get BIGGER.
     
  12. =mike=
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 820

    =mike=
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    The Goose rode a Kawasaki, Dude! [​IMG] [​IMG]



    [/ QUOTE ]

    Kundalini wants his HAND BACK . . .
     
  13. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 5,249

    JamesG
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I'm just curious. What is it that makes you THE goose, as opposed to just A goose? Maybe you can fly and lay eggs at the same time.

    Do you have children? Are they your goslings?

    The truly great have never referred to themselves as THE anything. There was never a THE Elvis, or THE Liberace.
    The press call Donald Trump, THE Donald and just look at what a tool he is.

    Get real, bro'.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Your "The Nads" right? Or would that be "The Nad", singular?

    Ryans called, The Boss on here......now would that make him like Springsteen? [​IMG]
     
  14. I think I might know your mother...
     
  15. [ QUOTE ]
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    The Goose rode a Kawasaki, Dude! [​IMG] [​IMG]



    [/ QUOTE ]

    Kundalini wants his HAND BACK . . .

    [/ QUOTE ]

    watch out for the toecutter's gang!I heard they're looking for ya!
     
  16. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 6,096

    Thirdyfivepickup
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    Geese are migratory... maybe he's flow South?

    ...I wonder what the airspeed velocity of a goose is?

    ...And we are all safe. It is Geese hunting season.
     
  17. .....would that be a European or African Goose?
     
  18. playin' hookie
    Joined: Mar 27, 2004
    Posts: 188

    playin' hookie
    Member

    I made a SCENE once, when I GOOSED some BROAD. [​IMG]

    Am I still O/T??? [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Welcome aboard.Goosey
     
  19. Brad54
    Joined: Apr 15, 2004
    Posts: 6,022

    Brad54
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    from Atl Ga

    You know when you see geese fly how they're in the "V" formation? You know why one of the legs of the V is always longer than the other?






    There's more geese in that one.

    I am The Ocock.
     
  20. I liked Geese when I was a kid...
    [​IMG]
     
  21. Mutt
    Joined: Feb 6, 2003
    Posts: 3,218

    Mutt
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    Another HAMB warm welcome.... [​IMG]

     
  22. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    Rocky
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    Yeah, "The"..........this is The Rock. Been jammin dis board wit ma peeps fo awhile now...we ain't the "scene" heah. We be traditional hot rod/custom enthusiasts.
    We have a few crossover types that build bikes AND traditional rods and customs but they're actually similar to the guys and girls here that also dabble in VW's. Our main focus is on hotrods and customs done in a traditional style....if you remember that, you may survive your flogging, which, by the way, has been very mild...good luck
    ----I think.
     
  23. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,501

    Muttley
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    The Muttley thinks this thread is gay.
     
  24. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I think I might know your mother...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    So YOU'RE responsible...
    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
     
  25. tomslik
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 2,161

    tomslik
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    or it mighta been one of the 50 other guys.



    THE tomslik
     
  26. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
    Posts: 9,635

    CURIOUS RASH
    Classified's Moderator

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]

    Im The Goose and I hail from castaic california.


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Well nice to meet you.

    I am The Walrus, koo koo ka choo.

    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">DAMMIT!

    I fought myself all day long yesterday to not do that and decided I'd do it this morning and you beet me to it.

    But there is this....


    I am the Egg Man koo koo ka choo.


    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] </font>
     
  27. [ QUOTE ]
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    I think I might know your mother...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    So YOU'RE responsible...
    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    The Mother Goose... The dark side is strong in this one. [​IMG]
     
  28. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    I'm peeing my pants.
     
  29. Jet Fuel
    Joined: Dec 3, 2002
    Posts: 112

    Jet Fuel
    Member
    from SoCal, USA

    Ah hell,

    I've been gone for a while. I check back in to see a post from the goose. He's a buddy of mine, so I'm kinda stoked.

    Then I go through two pages of crap that looks like a cross between a conversation in the hair salon and the monologue of some drunken retard on the CB. I gotta say I'm a little disappointed.

    I know we get a lot of goofballs that come through here, but we got a fellah here who has done nothing but post a humble intro. Can't hardly see sellin' him down river for just that.

    The Goose is a good fellah.

    He's a young guy who's looking toward some of y'all to learn a thing or two.
    He doesn't claim to know anything he doesn't.
    He keeps an open mind to new ideas.
    He's a man of his word.
    He calls it the 'scene' because he hasn't yet read the ten page long thread where you hens tried to figure out what else to call it.

    Yeah, he's building a bike. It's not a bike board. Fine.
    ...but:
    - there's a lot of how-to here he can benefit from he hasn't found elsewhere.
    - there's a lot of stuff that crosses over from cars to bikes.
    - he's interested in working on his striping, and there are some really excellent folks here that can school him.
    - I've spoken fondly of the HAMB, so go figure.
    - You might be surprised to see what he eventually has to offer.

    So get out of the henhouse and go build something, you ninnies.

    ...and thanks to those that have been big enough to at least offer a few words of encouragement.

    -jf
     

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