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The Gooses intro- I am The Goose

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by TheGoose, Sep 28, 2004.

  1. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
    Posts: 9,635

    CURIOUS RASH
    Classified's Moderator

    <font color="green">Well, if he's a buddy of yours, tell him to come on back and this is standard fare.

    You shoulda warned him!

    </font>
     
  2. Jet Fuel
    Joined: Dec 3, 2002
    Posts: 112

    Jet Fuel
    Member
    from SoCal, USA

    He hasn't left. He's tougher than that.
    I didn't warn him 'cause I know he is.

    ....just thought I'd stand on my soap box fer a bit.

    The HAMB has been very valuable to me when I've needed to learn, and I'd hate to see a fellah lose that opportunity over some fratlike hazing bullshit.

    We get idiots around here all the time. Fortunately, they prove that over time. Better to let them. Jumping the gun makes the board as a whole look like it's an irrational lynch-mob.

    ...which it isn't ...er... shouldn't be.

    I still think it's something way better than that.

    -jf
     
  3. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    I gotta back Rashy. If you didn't warn him you are just as much to blame. And this is tame, very tame....
     
  4. pigpen
    Joined: Aug 30, 2004
    Posts: 1,624

    pigpen
    Member
    from TX USA

    Extremely well said!


    pigpen



    Oops, back to work.
     
  5. willowbilly3
    Joined: Jun 18, 2004
    Posts: 4,356

    willowbilly3
    Member Emeritus
    from Sturgis

    I haven't read all this and don't intend to. I can see the kid has some talent but he needs to learn a lesson that many of us learned when young, you can learn a helluva lot moe from the older dudes if you loose the diarrah of the mouth. In other words shut up and listen, and cut the shit about how bad this or that is going to be when you get around to building it.
     
  6. BigDdy31
    Joined: Jul 31, 2002
    Posts: 1,003

    BigDdy31
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Ah hell,

    I've been gone for a while. I check back in to see a post from the goose. He's a buddy of mine, so I'm kinda stoked.

    Then I go through two pages of crap that looks like a cross between a conversation in the hair salon and the monologue of some drunken retard on the CB. I gotta say I'm a little disappointed.

    -jf

    [/ QUOTE ]

    It's OK JF, with the exception of maybe a couple of guys, the rest of us are just kiddin' and teasin' a bit in good fun. Goose did a decent intro and I'm sure he'll get along fine here.

    I also think this is a bit of backlash from the HAMB being so 'kind and gentle' lately. I'm guessin' everyone has had a few funny zingers they've been waitin' to use.
     
  7. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
    Posts: 9,635

    CURIOUS RASH
    Classified's Moderator

    <font color="green">I'm almost always just teasing.

    You'll know when I mean it! </font>
     
  8. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
    Member

    the goose, the goose, the goose is on fire!! We dont need no water let the mother fucker burn!!

    hahhahahahh did that all on my own guys [​IMG]
     
  9. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
    Posts: 16,939

    Paul
    Editor

    hmm, I thought that was "the grouse, the grouse..."
     
  10. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    [ QUOTE ]
    the goose, the goose, the goose is on fire!! We dont need no water let the mother fucker burn!!

    hahhahahahh did that all on my own guys [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]


    Goose, Goose is the disco call.... MCA hu-huh I'm gettin' rope y'all...
     
  11. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
    Member

    [​IMG] [​IMG] Im dieing over here.........

    "Dunt dunt dunt dunt another one bites the goose, tst another one bites the goose!! [​IMG]
     
  12. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    This goose was made for walking
    And that's just what he'll do
    One of these days
    This goose will walk right into poo

    Nancy Gooseatra
     
  13. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
    Member

    holy goose man my sides hurt [​IMG]
     
  14. Spitfire1776
    Joined: Jan 7, 2004
    Posts: 1,069

    Spitfire1776
    Member
    from York, PA

    [ QUOTE ]
    This goose was made for walking
    And that's just what he'll do
    One of these days
    This goose will walk right into poo

    Nancy Gooseatra

    [/ QUOTE ]

    F'ing A guys, I'm laughing my ass up here. I want this dude to stick around if for no other reason than the comic relief associatyed with him.

    If the Goose was loose with a can juice, how much juice would the Goose lose, if the Goose goosed a juice moose.....
     
  15. Mike
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 3,539

    Mike
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    hmm, I thought that was "the grouse, the grouse..."

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Hmm...Allison Grouse perhaps?
     
  16. Subjects we haven't touched yet just to get them out of the way:

    Goose Liver
    Goose Step
    Shit through a Goose

    and

    Duck-Duck-Goose

    Speaking of Duck... How'd he do in the Hurricane?
     
  17. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
    Member

    speaking of Goose...mine feels cooked today. Its f-ing hot over here [​IMG]
     
  18. BigDdy31
    Joined: Jul 31, 2002
    Posts: 1,003

    BigDdy31
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    the goose, the goose, the goose is on fire!! We dont need no water let the mother fucker burn!!

    hahhahahahh did that all on my own guys [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ROFLMAO!!! I owe you a smack for making me piss myself at work. [​IMG]

    But I like this better:

    the goose, the goose, the goose is on fire!! We dont need no gravy, eat the mother fucker plain!! [​IMG]

     
  19. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
    Member

    "dunt nunna nunt cant goose this"
     
  20. TheGoose
    Joined: Aug 26, 2004
    Posts: 66

    TheGoose
    Member
    from So, Cal

    does an intro post usaully get this many replys..... [​IMG] i should get a trophy....
     
  21. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    [ QUOTE ]
    i should get a trophy....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Nawww...you should get lost!

    Loosey Goosey...


    [​IMG]
     
  22. TheGoose
    Joined: Aug 26, 2004
    Posts: 66

    TheGoose
    Member
    from So, Cal

    boo hoo hoo, im sad now....hahahahahahaha.you make me laugh flat ernie.... [​IMG]
     
  23. metalshapes
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
    Posts: 11,130

    metalshapes
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]

    He doesn't claim to know anything he doesn't.
    He keeps an open mind to new ideas.
    He's a man of his word.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I get along with people like that.
    Welcome Goose...
     
  24. TheGoose
    Joined: Aug 26, 2004
    Posts: 66

    TheGoose
    Member
    from So, Cal

    thanks metal....
     
  25. Steve Ray
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 697

    Steve Ray
    Member

    That....THING in there; THAT's not the Goose!

    BTW I got Mad Max on DVD with the original Australian language restored! Think I'll watch it again...
     
  26. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,406

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    Hey! He figured it out - all he has to do is keep replying to everything &amp; every intro where he doesn't have to contribute anything &amp; before you know it, his post count is up &amp; he's a Grenade Inspector! [​IMG] Ribbing the new guys!

    Scenesters work every angle to be seen... [​IMG] [​IMG]



    Keep laughing &amp; we'll call you THEE laughing goose. [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
     
  27. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

    zman
    Member
    from Garner, NC

    goose, goose, baby... too cool, too cool...


    thanks for having a sense of humor....

    no really.. I mean that...
     
  28. Coupe-De-CAB
    Joined: Sep 30, 2004
    Posts: 2,098

    Coupe-De-CAB
    Member
    from Nor Cal

    am I able to welcome the goose, even though i joined after him.....Hmmmmmmmmm?

    CAB
     
  29. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    I like The Goose, he has thick skin with soft downy feathers.

    And to think, people were ready to make a pillow out of him.
     
  30. prime mover
    Joined: Dec 6, 2002
    Posts: 827

    prime mover
    Member

    any friend of jet fuel is a friend of mine, I just cant decide who is better at wasting time here with posts like this, california or florida. probably florida cause I could not have thought of half of those one liners with goose in them, you guys are very witty.
     

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