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The Heretic from Maranello

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About a year ago, a guy in my hometown had a '65 Iso Grifo that he wanted to sell on Bring A Trailer and asked if I would shoot it for him. I agreed so long as I could drive it a bit...

In person, it looks like a car Ferrari would build - something the general public would buy so that Enzo could afford more race car parts. Pretty, but also sort of awkward...

Then you open the door and climb in... And it gets weird. Because suddenly it feels… familiar. The seating position, the scale of the dash, the way everything falls to hand, it’s got this strange Detroit echo. Like an early Mustang or Camaro that somehow went to finishing school in Italy. The materials are better. The execution is sharper. But the bones? You recognize them.

Then you fire it up. That 327 wakes up like an old friend with a bad at***ude. The shifter feels right. Mechanical. Honest. For a second, you think you’ve got it figured out. '

You don’t. Because the moment you start moving, the whole thing changes.

The car feels light. Not “numbers on a spec sheet” light, but alive light. The kind that makes you question everything you thought you knew about m*** and motion. You toss it into a corner and it responds like it’s been waiting for you to do something reckless.

And the brakes… The brakes feel like they’re from another decade entirely. Modern. Confident. No drama. Just immediate, controlled violence.

It messes with your head.

I figured it had to be weight. Had to be. That’s the only way it made sense. But then I looked it up. Around 3,400 pounds. Same neighborhood as a Mustang or Camaro.

So it wasn’t weight. It was balance.

Bizzarrini understood something that we just didn't have a grasp on quite yet in the 1960s. It’s not entirely about how much you have. It’s about where you put it, and how it moves when you ask it a question.

 

I’ve spent enough time bouncing between European (mostly Porsche) and American machines, on track and off, to come to a conclusion that might upset both camps.

On the street, American “performance” cars usually win the bar fight. They’re loud, overpowered, a little dumb, and that’s exactly why they’re fun. You don’t have to think too hard. You just lean on the throttle and let the thing do what it was born to do. Power covers a lot of sins.

A perfectly balanced car, on the street, can feel… polite. Almost bored with itself. If you wanted a Miata, you would've bought a Miata - right?

Now take that same logic to a race track and flip it on its head.

An overpowered, unbalanced car becomes work. It's slow. You’re constantly managing it, correcting it, fighting it. It stops being fun and starts feeling like a bad negotiation that's impossible to win. It's like an argument with your wife. You aren't winning even if you win.

A balanced car, though… that’s something else entirely. That’s poetry. It does what you ask. It talks back in a language you can understand. Every input has meaning. Every correction feels earned.

A few years back, I stumbled into the dangerous middle ground. The real secret.

The most fun you can have on the street is a well-balanced race car that has no business being there. Because now you’ve got something that responds like a scalpel, but lives in a world built for ****er knives. It’s sharp. Immediate. Way too capable for the environment it’s trapped in. And that’s where things get sketchy... and lawless... quick.

Because it’s effortless. Too effortless. Speeds climb without drama. Corners disappear faster than your brain can process. You start thinking you’re in control of something that’s already two steps ahead of you. It's very dangerous and very fun.

 

Another interesting thing about Bizz was his absolute fascination with internal combustion motors. At one point, he was at Lamborghini... and they rolled a Lambo V12 into his lab and promised him a bonus for every 1hp he could make over the Ferrari V12. Rumors are all over the place with how much money he made, but he got 50hp additional out of the motor.

But think about it... he had all of this experience and know how with incredibly sophisticated motors with small displacement and multiple valves pushing off multiple cams and... when it came time to build his own car, he chose a ****ing 327.







This car came later and is even more off topic, but that motor? Damn man...

 

I've always like the French made Facel Vega... It was a grand touring car powered by a Chrysler Hemi. Believe they were built from '53 or '54 until 1960 or so... They had kind of an unconventional beauty to them...





I know next to nothing about them and have only seen one in person... My exposure has been mostly through old movies...

 

There are stories about him ignoring orders from the highest levels at GM and just doing whatever the hell he thought needed to be done.

Backdoor deals? Motors changing hands in ways that never hit a ledger? The kind of quiet maneuvering that keeps a program alive when it’s not supposed to exist... Like the Grand Sport Corvettes.

 

WOW. I had no idea they were big money cars now...

 

And holy hell... I would love to drive one.

 

The one I drove had what looked like a glovebox near the center of the dash. You opened it and there was the distributor....