The perfect bumper sticker...

Found this at a Northern Tool in MN... It's the perfect bumper sticker for me.



I'm sure it it for many more. I looked in tha e catalog and the website... not available, you gotta go to a store.

 

Not exactly a bumper sticker but it gets the message across

 

that fits me too, I also like the one that says "keep on workin', millions on welfare depend on you"

 

I've lived were I am for 30 years... My whole life... Pretty small town..religious town...

I've alway's wanted a bumper Sticker to say:

I bet Jesus would use His turn signal...

 

My other car is in the repo yard

 

this one is actually on my daily, i think i got it from stickergiant.com

 

My 1961 bel air has "President Nixon Now More Than Ever"

 

Thats funny. I saw one today that made me want to grab a baseball bat and go to town. It sayd....

"VIVA HEZBOLLAH!"

...some people just dont get it...

 

i got a sticker for the tailgate of the willys. . .

"yea, it's fast.
No, you can't drive it"

 

The other day i saw a sticker on a VW bug that read " 0-60 in 11.5 min"

 

One I found on a link from a HAMB post....

"Because Golf only takes one ball"

 

"I brake for tailgaters"
"I'm not swerving, I'm warming up my tires"
"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying"
"Bad Cop No Donut"
there were a couple more that I can't remember...most of them are pretty cliche though...

 

I've always liked "My kid beat up your honor student".

 

i seen that one, but with a twist. . .

"My kid knocked up your honor student"

 

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my buddy has one on the roll cage in his cuda that say's
" the surgon general didn't say anything about smokin' the competion"
on my truck I've got
"yes this is my truck and NO! I will not help you move"
and
"If we'er not sopposed to eat animals how come they'er made of meat"

 

I think I saw this one but, I am not sure............ I brake for ... Hallucinations ....

 

always liked these ( the bullshit stops when the green flag drops ) and (where are we goin and why am i in this hand basket?)

 

save a cow..eat a vegan [ im sure ive mispelled it] but i thought it was funny
and of course....save a tree eat a beaver...
then theres everyones fav...
GIT-R-DUN

 

"Do you think you could drive better if that cell phone was stuck up your ass?"

 

Don't argue with your wife...dicker.

 

What about "UNLESS YOU ARE A HEMMORHOID, GET OFF MY ASS"

 

That's some funny shit right there!

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

"Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition"

"How's my driving?...Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

 

We all know "what would jesus do" but i always liked:

"What would Scooby Doo."

 

I like the one that says...I HATE BUMPER STICKERS.

 

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

"Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition"

"
LMAO

 

saw one a few years ago that said;

HONK IF YOU LOVE BRITTNEY SPEARS...
now go drive into a tree!

 

I saw a couple that I found entertaining.
On the back of a mini van...."HELP, Dad farted and we can't get out"
On the back of a late model Ford diesel pick up...." I'd rather be stroked than rammed"
Doc

 

here is a real old one...............nuke the gay wales........or.......... i support nuculer testing,,in france this one is on my freinds truck......my kid was inmate of the month.........................i support strippers...............

 

Here's a few... "The closer you get the slower I go"

"Love thy neighbor... ... but don't get caught"

" Gun control means using both hands"

" I'm not losing hair.. ... i'm getting head"

" Don't tailgate me.. ...or i'll flick a booger on your windshield"