The perfect bumper sticker...

"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"

 

i saw one that said i......then a heart......cats,,,,,,they are delicious and another that said yuck fou....................

 

....fuckuyoukuckinfuck.... Guy I Used To Work For Had These Made Got One On My Toolbox

 

"The World needs a little chlorine added to the Gene Pool"

Above the rearview on my '58 when I got it. "Don't brake 'til you see GOD!"

 

" Conserve Energy!!!! Fart In A Jar!!!!"
"Save the whales...Harpoon a fat chick!"
"My Kid made your license plate"
(upside down)"If you can read this ...tip me back over"
(drawing of worm on hook) "Master Baiter"
"Sierra Club Go Hike To Hell"

"Everytime you jerk off, Jesus kills a kitten"
"I (pic of a spade) My Dog"
"I (pic of a club) My Wife"

 

Thank God We Don't Get All the Government We Pay For.

 

"Shift Happens"
"Jesus is coming, look busy"

 

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar
I'm not racesist..i'll drive a ford(add which ever car you dislike)
tom

 

LMAO!!!!!!!! I'm in a cubicle in a small office and just fucking lost it when I read that one!! Everyone thinks I'm insane now....

Saw these once...

"D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive"
"Save a Tree. Eat a Beaver"

 

"I brake for no appearent reason"

 

i dont usually do bumper stickers, grew out of em, but got one on my toolbox that says
"imports are like tampoons, every pussy needs one"


jalopy jim at btt50's, "stop honking i am peddaling fast as i can"

lots of good ones on stickergiant.com.. i got one that said "fu#! bush". double meaning i guess... another one i liked,
"if girls are made of sugar and spice, why do they smell like tunafish?"

 

drill
EARTH FIRST
we will drill the other planets later

 

"I like kids, but I can't eat a whole one by myself."

"Mustache Rides: 10 cents"

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all of her friends?"

 

I had one on my beater with a heater a few years ago-

"WARNING! I AM PISS F**KING DRUNK!"

 

I have this one in my pickup's rear window..."Old Farts Rock!"

 

I ran for years managing state park projects with the bumper sticker "Pave the Planet"

Another good one

"Cat the other White Meat"

Garbz

 

How "bout:

"POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED---
OFTEN FOR THE SAME REASONS."

R-

 

Someone needs to make some that say
"HAMB: Steal our stuff, We'll kick your teeth in."

 

The best I've seen in awhile has the silhouette of a soldier and the words "FREEDOM IS NOT FREE!"


jerry

 

I really didn't mean for this to turn into "let me tell my favorite bumper sticker".

 

LOL. Some of these are great. My favorite ......Honk if you have a metal plate in your head.....

 

"Visualize whirled peas!"

"I brake for gay baby whales"

"I want to die in my sleep just like Grandad, not screaming in the back like the passengers"

 

"DOG is my co-pilot" I don't do bumper stickers either, but I though that would be funny since I have a HUGE dog, (an English Mastiff, she weighs more then me and if we sit next to each other, she's taller too.)

I used to have a licence frame that said "I am God", people would either tell me I was going to hell, or ask me where I got it.

 

horn if yer honkey [play on words]

 

I have one on my daily that says " Save a Horse, Kill a fat chick"

 

What ever happened to "Shit Happens?" You used to be able to find those things everywere.
Oh! And this one is nice, too.

 

"Horn not working, watch for finger"
"Paddle faster,I hear banjo music"

 

I wish I could think of something witty for a bumper sticker.

Jay

 

I love animals....they taste great!!

 

Life is short . . . Don't drive like a prick.