The perfect bumper sticker...

That's a good one!

 

"Daddy's Little Princess is My Little *****".

 

saw this one tonight-

"Look out for the idiot behind me!"

 

MY DAD IS INMATE OF THE MONTH AT FOlSOM PRISON

 

"Danger" parts may fall off

 

The reality is,I bet there are alot of guys on here who have no idea what that means.

 

"Jehovah's witness? I din't even see the Accident..."

 

You're right, I have no idea what a bumber is.

 

An "adjustable johnsons" bumper sticker would look pretty good.

 

fat people are harder to kidnap-

 

JESUS IS COMING!! {look busy}
that one always cracked me up

 

They used to be 5 cents...DAMN INFLATION!

 

my favorites

REHAB - is for quitters

There is no gravity - the earth ****s

Back in the day - on my BSA
***, GAS or GR***
nobody rides free

 

i got this one from karlskustoms.com

 

Honk If Your Horn Is Broken

 

I've seen this as both a bumper sticker and a Billboard.
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There's Plenty Of Room For All Of God's Creatures . . .
right next to the mashed potatos


Craig

 

"This car is a hybrid. It burns gasoline AND rubber"

 

Not exactly a bumper sticker, but I once saw a little logo on an engine shop sticker that said "If they build it, you will ***." Coffee out the nose on that one.

 

On my wifes car........Things just havent been the same since that house fell on my sister.

 

I'd put this one on my car

 

how about i shove that phone up your ***...hang up and drive!

 

MY favorite:

"Be a Democrat, Hug a tree"

 

....

 

"rise above, look out below"

 

I'm sure some of you remember the "imagine world peace" liberal hippie stickers. I saw a great bumper sticker that said " imagine whirled pea's"

 

There's a plummer in town and on his van his he's got a bumper sticker that reads: "for a small town, this one sure has a lot of ***holes!". I think it's pretty funny but I'm not sure about the guy's business strategy.

 

That's perfect for the Bay Area, sure to hurt many "enlightened" folks feelings.

 

Of Course I'm Drunk , I'm No Stunt Driver

 

"A WELL armed Society
Is a POLITE society"

"If you can read this you need more 'Cubes or more '*****."