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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Jul 25, 2012.

  1. Ryan
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    Whoever made that banner should be condemned in graphic design hell.
     
  2. Android app, nice now I will have to learn how to use the damn thing. Can anyone tell me how to send pictures off this smartphone!?!?!?!?

    I buy my beef from the rancher that grew it or his butcher friend that shot a bolt in its head. The hell with supermarkets and PETA!
     
  3. EnragedHawk
    Joined: Jun 17, 2009
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    I'll be interested to see the new app. Is it an update or a whole new app?

    I guess I'm a hippie. I've got the long hair and depend on my iPhail to stay up to date with the HAMB.
     
  4. brad2v
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    I was always told that ****house rats were crazy...one-armed paper-hangers are the busy ones.
     
  5. Ryan
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    Don't forget those poor one-legged *******s that somehow got entered into the *** kicking contest...

    And yeah, maybe you are right... **** house rats are crazy, not busy. Damnit.
     
  6. sololobo
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    Nuthin wrong with shopping at whole foods, and Austin's got the best one. Lotta bull **** in most of our processed foods, pay a little more, live a little longer. Love the 8-track story!I remember crawling from a 51 Ford to a 50 Buick convert at 60mph, beer makes ya do dumb ****, thats why I see a red flag waving now when it comes to alcohol, and I love great beer. But I escaped some serious stuff that was directly connected to hooch. So just being left handed works for me. Kinda got off track there, will get of my soap box and shut the F up. Nothin wrong with hippies anyway!! ~sololobo~
     
  7. PUMPKINHEAD
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    Forget Whole Foods, Sprouts is where it's at. A couple of the employees there I think are or were hot rodders. They always dig the Rat Fink, hot rod and custom shirts my kids wear.

    Thanks for getting an Android app in the works.
     
  8. yeh, I tried that for 25 years...saved a bunch, but blew it on new projects :rolleyes: now I got no hair, and more cars than I'll ever finish :eek:
    Paid 12 bucks for my shearin', fyi.....I think she charged me $.75/inch
     
  9. theHIGHLANDER
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    Don't forget those cats buryin **** on a frozen lake...


    Sadly, my phone is just a phone, but it sounds like a nice way for the rest of the tech hippies to keep up.
     
  10. D-man313
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    Android app....jeez now i aint going to get anything done.
     
  11. Chaz
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    I wanna see a picture of this! Goddam bald hippie!
     
  12. HOTRODPRIMER
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    Yeah,I remember you had long locks at one time. HRP
     
  13. Jkustom
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    Im excited to hear about these hot rod updates..
     
  14. Jive-Bomber
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    Ryan-- You kill me, man... :D
     
  15. Firefly
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    Originally Posted by earl schieb [​IMG]
    yeh, I tried that for 25 years...saved a bunch, but blew it on new projects :rolleyes: now I got no hair, and more cars than I'll ever finish :eek:
    Paid 12 bucks for my shearin', fyi.....I think she charged me $.75/inch

    Me too ..... here is a before shot:

    Earl.jpg
     
  16. general gow
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    you keep pluggin' away and we'll just all show up in joplin. so stoked for this. i don't like this every other year plan i'm on.

    thanks for all the hard work. it's totally worth it from over here.
     
  17. Lobucrod
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    So your finally coming over to the Tie Dye Side!...........Welcome.
     
  18. Junior Stock
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    Junior Stock

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/F2ZwJiK0fJ0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  19. notrod13
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    if your going to starbucks ill take a double shot orange county style....... i should show you my schedule.......
     
  20. 60galaxieJJ
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    Can't wait from the android app!
     
  21. 49ratfink
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    any time I see "I" something or "APP" all I see in my eyes are big bright multicolored explosions like on 4th of July.. then I need to pour whiskey in my beers until the explosions go away in my brain.

    ... I had a point to make here , but now I forget what it was..
     
  22. havi
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4mCKLt7A6sA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  23. hotrd32
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    Dude.......ANDROID....cool........thanks!.....now adjust your head band and toke up...!
     
  24. JeffreyJames
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    That Condemned to Graphic design hell comment made me chuckle. C'mon man it's got the 3d thing going on, that's gotta be cool right? :D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  25. Krash
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    Funny!


    The Whole Foods video kicks ***! That's great.
     
  26. falcongeorge
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    Damn straight. :D Last thing I want is some jack*** calling me when I am working on something or out flyfishing. If its that damned important, they can leave a message.
     
  27. roseville carl
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    What the hell is an android?.............. and how does it work with my rotary phone?
     
  28. No pressure here, I just got to build a posi and a carb and install a new ignition on the Raven's '27. I guess that is easier than changing the engine and building a set of headers in it 5 days before he had to leave for the races. ;)

    Perhaps I am bussier than a **** house rat?
     
  29. flamingokid
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    What's an android?JK,thanks.
     
  30. brad2v
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    No! A **** house rat is crazy, but not necessarily busy. A one armed paper hanger (or, alternatively, a one legged man in an *** kicking contest) is busy. Although, as mentioned previously, who enters a one legged man in an *** kicking contest anyway? Furthermore, is there such thing as an ***-kicking contest? Who would hire a one armed man to hang paper? Why is...ah nevermind
     

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