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"THEM"......Oklahoma boys

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Scallop53, Nov 30, 2004.

  1. Just a big thanks to the guys in Ok. for their offering of help,time and tools while I was in town.SORRY I missed you guys at Rashy's house on the way out.Next time I'm staying.Like I told the guys when I got back,Oklahoma is warm,gr*** is green,beer is cold,and the cars don't rust,what more can a guy ask for (besides a good woman).If I come down again I just might stay.Thanks again for all warm invites.Hope to see you all soon.
    Dan
     
  2. Bobby Green
    Joined: Jun 9, 2001
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    Good job Okies....
     
  3. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
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    from W.C.,Mo.

    Yes! Oklahoma is OK, but you got to watch out for those car wash owners. Theys a mean bunch! [​IMG]
     
  4. CURIOUS RASH
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Yes! Oklahoma is OK, but you got to watch out for those car wash owners. Theys a mean bunch! [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">I get more pissed every time I think of that dude.

    He'll get his.

    Sorry we couldn't hook up Friday night Scallop, I had been going non-stop for days and was still way behind!

    I damn near fell asleep at my own party!!!

    Luckily, doing some hot laps around the bonfire in the Trike-O-Doom got my blood pumping again!!!

    Famous quotes from the evening...

    "I've got mud in my hair!" MONKEY

    "TREE!!!" Mama Rash.

    AAAAAAhhhhh, nothing like alcohol, fire, and motorized vehicles to set a THEM! event on the right course!

    Barnett and AntiC. Should you read this, you will be glad to know that the T.O.D. does amazingly well off road! </font>
     
  5. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
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    from W.C.,Mo.

    [ QUOTE ]
    He'll get his

    [/ QUOTE ]

    He already has. Did you get to meet his wife?
     
  6. CURIOUS RASH
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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    He'll get his

    [/ QUOTE ]

    He already has. Did you get to meet his wife?

    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">DOH!

    That was his wife?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    No wonder he's such a mean old *******!

    </font>
     
  7. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
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    Sorry S53. I got your message late Friday night. I was out at a family deal at my parents log cabin in the hills. No reception on my phone. As soon as I got back on the highway my phone went crazy. I had like 8 missed calls and just as many messages.

    I wish you could have come out Sat. night. It was a blast! I took some pics and will get them up soon. Sorry we couldn't hook up. Let us know when your coming back in. We will get ya in some trouble.

    later,
    monkey
     
  8. I hope next time comes soon! Sparky and I would have loved to stay Saturday nite,but we had a long haul ahead of us.We didn't get home till 7:30p.m. sunday nite.Thanks again for the invites. [​IMG]

    Dan
     
  9. haring
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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    He'll get his

    [/ QUOTE ]

    He already has. Did you get to meet his wife?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    C'mon guys. Let the rest of us in on the joke. [​IMG]

    What "Happened At The Car Wash"TM ?
     
  10. Glad you made it home safely.

    Don't forget STRAYKAT 500!!! in May. It's a damn fun time, just ask anyone who's ever been.

    Take care,
    Reverend Jake
     
  11. CURIOUS RASH
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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    He'll get his

    [/ QUOTE ]

    He already has. Did you get to meet his wife?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    C'mon guys. Let the rest of us in on the joke. [​IMG]

    What "Happened At The Car Wash"TM ?

    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">Here's the deal....

    JimC brought the car down on a trailer and Buzzard brought an empty trailer up.

    So they needed a place to swap trailers.

    They chose a COMPLETELY deserted car wash, this thing is always deserted.

    So, here they are, at the car wash, blocking ONE lane and the old ******* who owns it comes out and starts busting their balls about blocking his car wash.

    There are four unoccupied lanes wide open.

    Buzzard gives the guy some money for his troubles. Seems Texans are like that. [​IMG]

    Buzzard and Outlaw are busting their humps to get the car tied to the trailer, no dilly-dallying here.

    The old dude just keeps hovering and saying **** about blocking his car wash.

    Starts up with how he coulda made $20.- $30. dollars off someone with a semi, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

    We were in front of the largest bay, just beyond the HUGE "NO SEMI'S" sign.

    So Buzzard pulls up in front of the place next door to finish strapping the car down and the jerk finally leaves.

    I wanted to knock him down and take that money back. My Momma raised me a little better than that.

    Always room for exceptions though.

    Kicker is the dude was wearing an "Antique Autos" hat. </font>
     
  12. Rusty
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    That does sound like somoene that works at a antique parts store. Little did he know that the car on the trailer was probably getting him more business or lookers.
     
  13. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
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    What we failed to mention, it was Sunday morning on a cloudy and very cool day.

    NOT your typical busy car wash day!
     
  14. CURIOUS RASH
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    <font color="green">Oh yeah, I forgot that part.

    It rained that afternoon. </font>
     
  15. flt-blk
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    And you were able to keep Outlaw from speaking his mind to
    the old guy? Probably would have been more fun if you
    talked back a little.

     
  16. JimC
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    from W.C.,Mo.

    Outlaw was taking his navigator duties rether seriously and was rather subdued in temperment
    [​IMG]
     
  17. CURIOUS RASH
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    <font color="green">He was probably taking into consideration the treatment such a handsome young man would receive in the Rogers County Jail! </font>
     
  18. JimC
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    from W.C.,Mo.

    He has not to worry.
    Tim Harris would probably let him go. [​IMG]
     
  19. CURIOUS RASH
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    <font color="green">Wrong Countyy Jimbo!

    I decided to move to one with a DA who wants to do his job!

    I can see him in there now..."Poke him! See what he does!"

    "I don't think I can Bubba, he's kinda sad and cute, all balled up like that and crying for his Mama."

    "Well, maybe he's one of them druggies you hear about on the news? Poke him I said, POKE HIM!"

    Well, you get the idea! </font>
     
  20. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
    Posts: 2,243

    JimC
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    from W.C.,Mo.

    [​IMG]Guess I had better lurn my geography! Huh?
     

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