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This just may be the dumbest thing I've ever heard said

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Big Dad, Jul 25, 2008.

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  1. Big Dad
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    My new neighbor (I would guess him at about 30?) has a young(er) girlfriend and they stop over on weekends to see whats going on ..
    I hear a knock on the door, open it up and its her ( his girlfriend)
    she hand me a vintage old am radio I'd guess it to be mid 50's
    Zenith , pink .
    Cord was cut off and I SAID ..hmm , wonder if it still works ??

    She says, would you want to listen to that old music ? ?

    I said, huh ? She repeats, don't that just play OLD music ??

    I held my laughs in and said thanks till she left then ..I :D

    wow
     
  2. GassersGarage
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    Sounds like an answer Jay Leno would have gotten when he interviews kids on the street. LOL
     
  3. The37Kid
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    Let me guess, she is old enough to vote and has a bumper sticker.
     
  4. plmczy
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    Is she blonde? All I can say is WOW!! later shawn
     
  5. wow! thats one to remember big dad , lol:D
     
  6. dirt t
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    Was she BLONDE ?
     
  7. Dirty2
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    Has to be !
     
  8. ArtGeco
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    It was a really nice gesture regardless.

    I find that some of the dimmest folks have the biggest hearts.
     
  9. hey big dad look at it this way she thinks enough about you to bring you a present and she just might know where more cool stuff is ..
     
  10. Mazooma1
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    geez, thats worse than the old Grant's tomb gag...
    and yet, she gets to have a driver's license...YIKES!
     
  11. senior fried
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    So, are you enjoying the old music !:D
     
  12. Squablow
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    Heard that one before. When I was in grade school I already had my '53 Ford, one of my classmates was looking at it and we pointed out the original radio, he asked "does it still play the old time music?"

    Pretty funny shit.
     
  13. Big Dad
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    Yes, they are both nice people ..she said she found it
    I suppose she has never seen a radio with a dial ? Maybe she thought it was some type of recorder ??

    Yep, blonde , medium warm ..Sorry, no pics
     
  14. That's funny as hell!
     
  15. breeder
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    ahh shucks...thank you!:D
    old music....ohh man....i shoulda married her! "umm yeah darlin, thats 10 inches"
    :)
     
  16. Hot Rods Ta Hell
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    Jeez Dad, she's younger than 30, knocks on your door w/o the ball and chain needing you to fix her radio and you didn't ask her in!!!???

    I think she likes you. Is she hot? Photos?
    Remember, HAMB rules; Barn finds w/o photos don't count!
     
  17. Mr48chev
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    Ah, they walk amongst us. Jean and I got a good laugh out of that one.
     
  18. Robert gilbert
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    Nice ive had a few girl freinds like that but they couldnt find there way back to my house .
     
  19. Big Dad
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    Boyfriend is right across the street from me .. watering his trees
    besides, I'm old enough to be her daddy(almost):p
     
  20. Bodacious
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    A victim of modern public education? I'll bet she knows all about multiculturalism though..... Sad. Still funny but sad.
     
  21. Is here name Jessica Simpson?

    Is it chicken or is it tuna???

    Anyone remember that one.
     
  22. PASTDUEBILL
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    Its that one special thing they have that keeps me from huntin them and hanging them on the wall. Thats the problem, you have to listen to them between those special times.
     
  23. TudorJeff
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    you should have told her it was an "MP1" player.. she would have believed you :)
     
  24. 49ratfink
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    That's my kind'a gal!
     
  25. 23 bucket-t
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    You have just entered the Twilight Zone.
     
  26. Von Rigg Fink
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    and i bet her boy friend is a happy guy..bet he gets what ever he wants out of her..
    ahhh memories.
     
  27. John Denich
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    I know a person that brought a radio home from Italy because she wanted to hear Italian radio all the time!!!!! TRUE STORY!!!!!!

    John
     
  28. Jalopy Jim
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    But the most important is??
    Did you get the old Radio to work???
    And if so did the oldies channel come in????
     
  29. Casey
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    So ..........did ya do her :confused:
     
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