Im sure im not the first to ask, but whats up with the time being hours off, no big deal, but kindof an annoyance trying to figure out when things were posted...
Sure, no problem... Now, let's see if it's working. If a chicken leaves Kentucky in a rat rod at 7:14 and travels 207 miles before the left rear tire blows, and rooster leaves Canada with a bad rod knock and a gold tooth and hits a bridge abutment at 97mph at 11:49, and they, both, arrive at the same pink motel in Chicago, via tow truck, who came first? This is for 25% of your grade, people. Make it count. FINE PRINT: The names have been changed to protect the innocent and no chickens or rat rods were injured in the making of this post. JOE
I think it's called The Pink Palace, but the name is The Rainbow, I think... It's somewhere near Midway airport. Chicago guys, help me out, here... I did a Google search and couldn't come up with a picture of the place, but, it's there... Car stereos in the headboard and everything. You, even, pay by the hour. That's very convenient... There's a really hot Russian babe running the place, but she has a few more herpes sores on her face than I like. JOE
Child... Didn't your mama ever tell you never to take up with a ****ty old road-*****? I know you don't believe me, now, and the pain must be sumethin' just aweful... but, you'll be much better off without me... I crack me up... JOE
Far away across the field the tolling of the iron bell calls the faithful to their knees to hear the softly spoken magic spell
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