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Totally OT, but funny: World's Worst Tattoos

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Mike Zenor, May 31, 2006.

  1. MR. FORD
    Joined: Aug 29, 2005
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    MR. FORD
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    from Austin, TX

    Yeah, a few 'dew's and...........HOLY SHIT that was funny!!!!

    :D
     
  2. bcarlson
    Joined: Jul 21, 2005
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    ... and I didn't think you could get a tattoo when you're drunk. :rolleyes:

    Ben
     
  3. Mojo
    Joined: Jul 23, 2002
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    That's actually from a Misfit's shirt, I think for Die Die My Darling, a friend had that shirt way back in high school. I knew a guy who had a big tattoo on his arm of a skelton tearing out, really badly done. Looked like a drawing someone in high school would make.

    Mr. Cool Ice seems like the serial killer type... yikes...
     
  4. screwtheman
    Joined: Mar 24, 2005
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    Would you like ketchup or A1 with your Chuck Taylor, sir?
    Check it out
     
  5. Mmmmm....stir fry Vans.....
    :D :D :D
     
  6. roaddevil
    Joined: Mar 23, 2001
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    The best one I have seen as of late, I was at hellcity ( its a big ink fest here in Ohio) the guy who won the most "extreme tattoo" had Michael Jackson with Cally McCalcan (sp) bent over in front of him with the home alone scream face tattooed on him. It was interesting
     
  7. I knew a guy when I was in the 3rd Battalion, Royal Australian regiment (Airborne) the guy was as dumb as a rock but loved being a Para. He got a pissed mate to tattoo 'Airborne' in an arc over his stomach in big black letters. The dumb shit spelt it:

    AIRBONE

    Doc.
     
  8. StratoStreaker
    Joined: Jun 12, 2001
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    Aww man, I thought I was the only one with a Clay Aikin tattoo
     
  9. Wtf???????????????????????????????
     
  10. 2-TONED
    Joined: Jan 31, 2005
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    thats what happened to him in the first place. he was the first guy every year to get a snowball (ice ball) in the face (Minnesota life)
    hes had the shit kicked out of him his whole life! - the slugs his Mom brought home kicked his ass & he probably got punched every hour in school until he dropped out. hahahahaaaa hes a 'DORK!'
     
  11. mikekillstheday
    Joined: Mar 7, 2006
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    Yeah actually they can that tattoo is on EVERYONE. nowadays its cool NOT to have one.
     
  12. THECHICK
    Joined: Jun 26, 2005
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    Dude - that is wicked funny.....
    I cant decide which is worse. Clay Aiken (WTF) , Star Wars or the ICE MAN... Bwaaa haaa haaa haaa :) :) :) :) :)

    and Im sure alcohol wasnt a factor on ANY of them. DAMN
     
  13. Brandy
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    from Texas

     
  14. rodknocker
    Joined: Jan 31, 2006
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    rodknocker

    hey this guy actually got a tatoo of a baby smoking a cigarette tatooed on his forearm,and i think he's on the hamb under the name rodknocker,dumbass
     

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  15. seymour
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    lol.... I fucked up too.... I didn't realize tattooing another man's name on my arm was considered gay. Fuck.
     
  16. InjectorTim
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    Mr. Cool Ice reminds me of some scumbags I went to highschool with who made up nicknames for themselves like "The Terminator" and "Splintr" (<not a typo) and all got bargain basement tribal tattoos containing thier respective nicknames. At least thier 15 year old girlfriends though they were cool :rolleyes:.
     
  17. InjectorTim
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    Dig Up Her Bones, not that I listen to new Misfits:eek:
     
  18. I think I'll get an international copyright on the phrase "Mr. Cool ICE" and sue that guy to have them removed for violating my copyrights. :D
     
  19. snortonnorton
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
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    from Florida

    LOL

    mr cool ice freaking cracks me up, is that for real?

    oh my lord.. mr cool ice is freaking dork-0-max
     
  20. hatch
    Joined: Nov 20, 2001
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    I guess nobody has seen my Body Coddington tattoo.....he rocks!!!!
     
  21. Chris P
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    What a bad ass you are... :D
     
  22. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    Ahhhhhhhhhh you get a cookie!! I'm glad you caught that, it kept running thru my head over and over and over......:D
     

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