trailerd cars suck!!!!!!

...ill drive it to the "show" next time...so i can have a manbeast pose on the radiator.that would be RAD.

hey ****ren.thats funny ****.

 

Install that "special" radiator ornament before your manbeast poses....

 

hot rods are ONE thing, But MEN DROOL when WE bring the ***S and *** that DOESN't LOOK like RICKY LAKE with PRISON TATTOOS......

Whats the POINT if your TOWING a TRAILER..
I could BE walking and my CHICK still will get MORE looks then your RAT ROD...

your GUYS PRIORITIES are out of HAND,,
maybe we can PINSTRIPE something or CALL JESSIE JAMES a ***......

ANYONE do any GOOD COCAINE or SMOKE good weed or **** HIGH CL*** PROS***UTES in VEGAS? or was it all RAT RODS and POLITICS???

next year I'm TOWING my WOODSHOP PROJECT and WRECKTUMING(tm) my CHICK in the hotel......

BOBBLEED is a ***

 

HaHa I'm a *** with heart. I just burned my finger welding.

It hurts bad.

I think I am gonna lower my trailer and paint it flat black with pin stripes. Then I'll build a stripper cage on it for the *****s.

 

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Whats the POINT in BRINGING a car to a car show thats Not DRIVABLE?
leave your SHOP PROJECT at HOME,

I wanna see HOT RODS

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A better question would be; "Germ, do you ever have anything constructive to say?" Or maybe; "What do you have Germ?".

That truck IS a hotrod in every definition of the word. However, I don't hypothesize a drug aficionado such as yourself would have the faculties to perceive that. So it's not brought about yet... who cares, it's still something that I and others would want to see.. completed or not.... THERES YOUR POINT GERM!



I hope you find yourself a commendable rehab program expeditiously... for our sake and yours as well.

 

I towed my science PROJECT into SCIENCE cl*** ONE time,,,,
Only thing was MY teacher didn't let me SLIDE based on MY ROCKABILLY POINTS,,,,
there was NO pat on the *** .... FOR MISSING the due date, and I didn';t get DEFENSIVE when the BLACK girls made fun of me......


I got an "F"..... and that wasn't for "FLAMES"....of FIFTIES(tm)

It's like in BASEBALL,, the GUY who HITS the FOUL ball doen't get his MEAT TUBE CLEARED by the BLONDE CHEERLEADER.....

I have alot **** going....
do you want tom see my credits?

next time I will bring the TRAILER and we can **** each other HALFWAY, except mine will be FINISHED,,,

I bet my SCIENCE teacher is excited now for me...

RUDY called, he told me he sold his TRUCK on ebay to JAPAN?
did your TRAILER make it overseas???

Hope you saw MOONEYES while you were there,,
They have FAT *******S autograph for sale...

REHAB is FOR WIMPS,,
I would miss my chicks ***S and so would my HAMB FRIENDS

GERM

 

Sorry for trailering my junk around...

I guess you could call it a trailer queen since it sat on that trailer for 5 months before it was sold 2 weeks ago.

I know for sure that my next car will be trailered to long distance shows, meets, etc. Mainly cause I'm the kinda guy who can't afford for my pile to break down without having my trusty ***MINS TURBO DIESEL to drag it back home. Just a "peace of mind" I guess, plus the truck has A/C, Heat, Radio/CD/MP3 Player and the black smoke clouds & extreme clatter extruded through the 4" Straight Pipe Exhaust pisses people off...Pure Pleasure.

 

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do you want tom see my credits?

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Yes Germ.. I would like to see your credits.

 

Ive never trailered a running car in my life- I DO beleive that there are reasons to do it tho.
I am prob gonna tow the 31 roadster to HAMB drags-cause it will be in the midnite oil stage still Im sure- and as to whether its right or not-don't care.
as to US PROJECT COLLECTORS .......as we are called by people with one running car -that probably ran when we got it from an old retired guys estate -and is probably completely stock other than wheels and little else and worked on by our friends,when it needs MAINTAINING......WE ARE THE COOLEST OF THE COOL!also dont care ......jus happy to have a bunch more "inventory" than THAT TYPE OF GUY......he he....

 

Last summer at the Broken Dream Kruise in Detroit, I spotted a tough old Harley in the bed of a beat-up truck, and wandered over to check it out.

This wasn't some fake patina yuppie rat bike...it was the real deal...an old scoot that's seen more miles than Heidi Fleis' posse! The kind of rugged mount that's been on the road for decades, with broken **** welded back on five years before the current rider was even BORN!

Anyhow, a guy sees me checking out the scoot, and tells me how the bike was ridden to within a few miles of the show before a freak mechanical failure cropped up and he elected to cop a ride to the show with a buddy in his truck rather than turn around and thumb it home to avoid ******* off anyone who might see him "trailer" his steed into the gig!

I'm GLAD he loaded the Hog up and hauled it there...it was a cool scoot dripping with history and carrying the scars of age and battle...and I'm glad I got to see it! It woulda been cool to see it roll into the lot under it's own power...but it woulda ****ed for the guy, and for the people there who dig real tough rides like that if he had gone home or kept the bike out of there because of what some smart-*** might say or think about him "trailering" it in!

I don't own a trailer, and likely never will...but my cars ain't show cars, either! If I were to drive my car to Mokan this Summer, and it ****s a valve or something ten miles short of the track...would I be "allowed" to have a fellow HAMBer tow it the rest of the way to the gig so I could hang out with friends and have a good time while these same people helped to get the motor fixed for the ride home in all likelyhood? Or would you declare my rustbucket a showcar trailer ***** and ridicule me for trailering a non-functional piece of **** to the event?

I understand the point about cars that COULN'T be driven at all being hauled to shows for display purposes, but some of them are exciting works of art in rubber and steel that shock and awe, even if they can't haul the kids to soccer practice! Cars like the Purple People Eater and such...can't drive 'em too far, but they draw a crowd wherever they go!

Just trying to illustrate the other side of the coin for ya!

 

LOOK at the ***S and HAVE FUN...
this was a HUMOR POST,,,

take it how you want it,,,,

 

loudpedal.. you mormon homo... relax, this is an old lady finger fest... you know, sit around the tea table and ***** about your favorite ******* Joe Bob got caught wearing.

I *CONCUR (note my superior intelligence)... the thread is STUPID, but, thanks to blunt truth by a select few, its now entertainment

 

HA HA funny ****........ all you ****ers!...once again taken way out of context .........time and place for everything.......goes for trailers too.......

saw a car get trailered to and from bakersfield to famoso last year...all three days, driven on and off the trailer to the cool corner ....its like 15 miles????? is that acceptable?

 

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I have alot **** going....
do you want tom see my credits?

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Yes Germ.. I would like to see your credits.

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now for this one... read my previous post in this thread... add GERM and see what happens... again, i don't know YOUR skills but if i had to create a TEAM for the next 'BILLETPROOF BUILDOFF' these two would be IT ... if you look at my liitle red blurb under my posts you'll see the phrase 'RULE 62' loosely translates to , 'DON'T TAKE YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY" oh, and by the way, welcome to the HAMB, stranger...
nic

 

I heard the Dream Truck was trailored once or twice. What a ****box!

 

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HA HA funny ****........ all you ****ers!...once again taken way out of context .........time and place for everything.......goes for trailers too.......

saw a car get trailered to and from bakersfield to famoso last year...all three days, driven on and off the trailer to the cool corner ....its like 15 miles????? is that acceptable?

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alright, iam going to break it down to you. this is the end all be all of the TRAILERED question...

WHO CARES?

seriously, it is of my unprofessional opinion, most of the bashing is being taken out of context. hence my Granny Finger Fest comment... i bet face to face, 90% of you, including loudpedal would laugh it off.

 

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I heard the Dream Truck was trailored once or twice. What a ****box!

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yea... look what happened to it, too.
nic

 

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Hmmm, lemme see...does a guy that's crippled qualify to trailer a car?

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I know several people that use wheelchairs that built their cars to handle them. One was at Pomona Roadster Show, a limo with a wheelchair ramp
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Hmmm, does someone that's afraid of grenading a very old ****** on a long distance trip qualify to trailer?

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I guess when the ****** on my 54 lets go I'll have to tow it home
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Hmmm, how 'bout the guy that just finished a Deuce roadster that has zero miles on it and has a wife and two kids...does he qualify?

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Got to break it in sometime....
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Hmmm, how 'bout some old fart that wants to take his motorhome so he doesn't have to pay exhorbitant motel bills and listen to the raucous party in the next room all Friday nite...and Saturday nite...does he qualify?

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My wife follows with the roadster while I drive the motorhome
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Hmmm, how 'bout the guy that's taking a cross-country tour and hitting all the rod runs along the way, but his t-bucket doesn't have a top, nor a heater, nor an A/C...does he qualify?

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We did the Power Tour in 2001 california to detroit and back in a 23, no top, in the rain, etc. Had a ball
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Hmmmmmmmm, how 'bout you...do you qualify? Yep, there's a million reasons to trailer a car...the only car you've got to worry about it YOURS!!! If you don't like trailering, don't.

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I've trailered years ago but got tired of taking a car and not driving it. Trailers are for race cars

 

towtrucks are so much cooler then trailers

 

anybody have LAKE PIPES on their TRAILERS,,??
PROBABLY A LUCKY 13- COOP fan.......

SICKBOYS with DRUGSTORE COMBS..........

I wonder if INDIANA JONES, trailered his MILLINIUM FALCON to watch JABBA THE HUT eat FROGS and DROOL on HIMSELF???

C3PO built a RAT ROD TRUCK once,,,,
and the JAPANESE PINSTRIPERS went CRAZY and YELLED YIPPIE KIAHHHHHH MOTHEREA ****IT,,,,,, with RED BANDANNAS hanging out of their ***ES.........
NOW FLATHEAD MAGNETOS cost a FRANKLIN MINT,,,,,,

ROLLS and PLEATS is CALLING ME,,,,,,
to do a feature on my COLLECTION,,,,,

GARAGE MAGAZINE has the BUSINESS CARD....

TARDEL knows HOW TO WELD, without PIGEON ****TING his FRAMES...............

DOES your TRAILER BLING BLING(tm)

FLOSS IT BRO......
maybe you can BE NICE and I'll make you an appointment with the KING OF HAIR,,,, DAVID WHOEVER BARBER...

he SHARPENS his CUTTERS with DOO-WOP TUNES..
and DRINKS TUPINTINE,,,

DID JIMMY SHINE take of the AMISH WOODEN WHEELS(tm) off the TRUCK or is he STILL trying to SUMMON electricity with the REPETATIVE spin from the CREEK behind SO-CAL SPEEDS BACK>?????

I LOST MY BIG SANDY SANDWHICH tape..........

I need another one, cause my CARBS are not ABOVE my COWL>>>..

ANY 8 BALL TRAILER HITCHES for SALE????
what about HANGING DICE or HAND GRENADE SHIFTERS.......

GERM

 

you forgot to put your girls ****s at the end of the message. Also loose the shirt, stop teasing us.

 

Wow, I took my 32 to MN for BTT50's on a trailer...that makes me gay...


I drove it to Sherman for KKOA and the track for Goodguys...not real far...maybe a little cool?


Then I drove my 32 to Austin for the Round Up (only 4 hours or so)...a little cooler.

So 60% gay, 40% KOOL...oh ****...maybe I fell asleep in Texas and woke up as a woman in Vegas and became a "hood ornament." Oh god, I am the "Wereshowgirl of Vegas!"

No wonder all the guys kept grabbing at me at the shop Tue. night...

Quick...call the Ratrodrocker and give him a silver bullitt to shoot me with...I can't live with my shame.

Wow, this is gay....

 

**** .. I can't afford a trailer. I gotts nomobux

 

LOLOL, Damn this place is like the media. If there is no real news to talk about, then its on to whatever can be dreamed up

 

Ok just one more, About three years ago, I broke a spindle off my trailer and I had to trailer my trailer...LOL

 

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Ok just one more, About three years ago, I broke a spindle off my trailer and I had to trailer my trailer...LOL

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Now THAT'S bad!!! LOLOL
You should be disowned for that one

 

I used to have a great picture of a deuce coupe towing a dually pickup on a trailer. Lost it with my last hard drive crash tho...

 

Loudpedal,
You are correct....a 'misguided' post. I swear I saw your truck driving around Sunday and then loaded onto a trailer on monday. Maybe it was the sleep deprived state I was in.

So I am apologizing right here in front of everyone for razzing you about trailering it.
Hell, I didn't drive anything this year so I don't really have any room to say anything.

 

Ok . . . does that about do it for the quarterly trailer bashing?

Have we thrashed the Gold Chainers in a while?
Seems about time for that....

 

Well for my two bits worth, Trailers are for "RACE CARS and HORSES", however to me its "DIFFERENT STROKES for DIFFERENT FOLKS", What ever gets your juices flowing!! I have went both ways. I prefer to drive my cars, however I will do what ever it takes to get to an event, my ultimate goal is to get there and have a great time and enjoy the **** out of things. Enough said, but one things that REALLY PISSES ME OFF big time is when they park their trailer and MH/Dually at the event and take up ten or more spaces. Unload your Hot Rod and move that damn rig out of there so others mave have a spot a the event, all good events are usually very crowded and a place to park is at a preium anyway. Dont be a part of the problem, be a solution. There!!! <font color="red"> </font> Davey