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UPDATE: The New HAMB.....

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Jan 21, 2005.

  1. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
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    Ryan
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    Ok, the new HAMB is built and tested. It runs well, looks great, and has a ton of new features. Put lighltly, we are amped and wanna thank everyone that did auctions and other fund raisers to allow this to happen - cuz it wouldn't have it you wouldn't have done what ya done... more on that later.

    So... when will we launch? We will launch most likely on Wednesday of next week - very early in the morning. The problem is that the HAMB is so large and host so many damn pictures that it is going to take about 12 hours to move just the attachments directory over to the new database. It's pretty tedious stuff, cuz all hell always breaks lose in the middle of the download - something always crashes the server, steals your women, rapes your horses, etc... Bad **** man.

    Anyway, I am excited. And I hope you guys are too... This year is going to be a VERY big year for this place as I have big plans. For the first time in 5 years, I'm motivated to improve this place as a tool and that's just what we are gonna do.

    Hold on.
     

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  2. Flexicoker
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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    Ryan, you are THE man!
     
  3. thesupersized
    Joined: Aug 22, 2004
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    thesupersized
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    awesome ryan...looks fancy [​IMG]
     
  4. jerry
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
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    Too Cool!

    Thanks for the update. Now we can all stay up Wed. nite to see the new H.A.M.B. come in!


    jerry
     
  5. Evel
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
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    are we going to be able to cuss??? I can't go with out cussing...
    I don't like to be censored... [​IMG]

    can't wait to see the ne board..Thanks Ryan for the late nights...

    evel
     
  6. skipperman
    Joined: Dec 24, 2002
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    The Fearless Leader raises the bar yet again.... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Thanks Ryan for ALL that you do .......

    Jersey Skip
     
  7. KnuckleDragger
    Joined: Aug 21, 2004
    Posts: 536

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    It does look all fancy, I might just have to wash my hands before coming in now.

    Jonney
     
  8. Been writing software for 20 years, I understand. Take your time, do it right, make us wait. Doing it over is always worse.

    Mike
     
  9. briggs&strattonChev
    Joined: Feb 20, 2003
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    that teaser looks pretty slick, cool
     
  10. jonnycola
    Joined: Oct 12, 2003
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    It's really cool to have a moderator that is so dedicated to his board. I really dig the color scheme on the new one.... for what it's worth, I appreciate all the work. This place has taught me more than school or anything else has.

    Is that mushy enough?

    As long as I can say fuckass, and the clock works, I'm a happy hamber.
     
  11. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
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    Your teaser is making my wee wee hard. Seriously, being an 18 year veteran of design field I really dig your work on the Jalopy Journal entry point and it's amazing to see that it might affect the message board too. Thanks dood!
     
  12. FORDY 6
    Joined: Oct 8, 2002
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    It all sounds good, bring it on...
     
  13. BigDdy31
    Joined: Jul 31, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I'm motivated to improve this place as a tool...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Aw dude, you're not a tool, we LIKE ya! [​IMG]

    I'm looking forward to the new board. Wanna leak any info on what the platform is going to be for those of us who are gearheads AND techheads?

     
  14. I'm buckled in and ready for the ride.......should be sweet! ........T minus 4 1/2 days and counting .......roger that HAMB Control!! [​IMG]
     
  15. We're gonna be the coolest kids on the block.

    Too bad about your horses. [​IMG]
    I bet it has something to do with the Cheaters.

    JOE[​IMG]
     
  16. Django
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    from Chicago

    Hey, the teasers look bitchin!
     
  17. chad
    Joined: Jun 22, 2004
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    chad
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    Thanks Ryan
     
  18. joeycarpunk
    Joined: Jun 21, 2004
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    joeycarpunk
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    from MN,USA

    Can't wait, I'm feeling a little chubby myself. [​IMG]
     
  19. JohnnyB327
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    yeah cussing and not beimg able to see it is no fun but oh well. That teaser pic looks awesome!!
     
  20. plmczy
    Joined: Aug 3, 2001
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    Daym, that is gonna be cool. Gonna be like a kid on christmas morning [​IMG]. Thanks Ryan and all those of you that do the auctions and the people who win them. later shawn
     
  21. Boones
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
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    1. Northwest HAMBers

    My wife keeps telling me how much of a pain it is to switch servers )she is a network engineer). She works for a school district with 370 servers and they are upgrading their systems . Everynight she is patching into the network from home and doing downloads/ upgrades etc while the children and teachers sleep...

    So I guess that means no sleep for you on Wed as you sit and watch it transfer over....
     
  22. Goozgaz
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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    Can't wait to see the boat float.
     
  23. jangleguy
    Joined: Dec 26, 2004
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    jangleguy
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    It amazes me that you do all of this, Ryan. Thank you so much...
     
  24. Ford Freak
    Joined: Jan 5, 2005
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  25. Great! ...so, why not save the images on the Tech board and dump the rest? I say, start anew.
     
  26. should I **** myself now [​IMG]or just hold it till Wed????
     
  27. AHotRod
    Joined: Jul 27, 2001
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    I'm excited.....let's go ! ...I like moving......
     
  28. BLAKE
    Joined: Aug 10, 2002
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    BLAKE
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    I fear change... hold me.
     
  29. hollywud
    Joined: Aug 27, 2004
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    hollywud
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    Excited to dee My fist HAMB change..I'm stoked...Lets do it. [​IMG]
     
  30. Skate Fink
    Joined: Jul 31, 2001
    Posts: 3,472

    Skate Fink
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    ......I'll be digging out some cool stuff for a fund raiser!
     

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