Urban legend # 1

Yeah right !,.....
Than just how do you explain the Easter Bunny?!?!?! Huh ???,.... Next thing, your going to tell us the tooth fairy doesn't exist !

 

and that "Tooth Fairy" dude?........Well, Don, I hate to tell ya now, but he was just the perv next door dressed in this wife's "teddy"......didn't you ever notice how hairy we was for a fairy????
And the B.O.?????
Come on, man.......it's about time someone told you....

 

Well,....... in that case,... I guess I won't plant the Pumpkin patch for the Great Pumpkin this year,............

You,.. you..... buzz kill !!!!!

 

I wonder if the old lady was related to the woman that had placed the add for a original AC Cobra for $100.00 ?,... I was told this one back in the 70's.

Her husband left her for a younger woman,.. He called her and told her to sell his car and send him the money ????? This must happen a lot because I have been told the same story over the last 40 years,... but it's usually always a different car !,.... You would think these guys would learn not to do this !

 

Me too......

But our version of this tantalizing tale has her LOSING & not keeping up her end of the deal.

BTW..... it all took place in Pittsburgh, PA Ha!!!!!!!

 

She be in her 70s now?.....Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

 

I spent several years during that time trying to get a race with her

Al in TN

 

Heard that story too here in Indiana. Supposedly was never beaten.
Matt

 

And another thing...if I won, how come Im going to be doing all the work and giving all the pleasure? It just dont make sense.

 

This has been do***ented before. Except it was a "He" trying to pay for a *** change procedure and it wasn't a Corvette but a Chevette. Apparently tasted like rotten chicken.

 

I got lucky once back in the mid 80’s when I drove a hot 65 GTO and got to nail the local hotty in the red vette for awhile


That chick got old real fast

 

The Gumball Rally 1976

 

I heard she lost to a Jeff Dalmers years ago.......never raced again.



Hmmmmmm.....

 

Here ya' go guys !,.... have at it !......

 

I heard it first from the high school football coach's son. M***achusetts, 1965 or so.
We weren't quite old enuff to drive, so he probably heard it from a varsity player, maybe even from a competing team. It was no wonder her StingRay was unbeatably fast since it had 2 four barrel carbs AND fuel injection.

 

Heard it from a friend who...heard it from a friend who, heard it from another she was messin' around.. REO SPEEDWAGON

 

That Corvette would have really confused Ike Turner.

 

While we're on the subject of "hot rodding's" urban legends ...... what about the one (I heard in late 50's or so) about the Girl, the Spanish Fly & the floor shift..... oh my!!!!

 

She selling bath salts out of the trunk now?

 

HOLY ****! SHE SAID SHE'D NEVER TELL!! *****...

And if she is still racin, wouldn't she be in a hopped up, uh, cougar?



Sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

"Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?"

said the stately old gentleman in the hopped up Bentley, after dusting some chick in a vette...

Legends famous, they made a commercial out of it, just never showed the race part.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmannAYiwh0

 

As I heard it, she got tired of always winning and never being pleasured, so she sold the Vette to some guy going through a mid-life crisis. He partied too much and had a heart attack and died in the car. By the time they found him, decomposition had set in and the car was a biohazard. It still sits in the city impound yard for sake for $500.00. Or so the legend goes...

 

That would be just about right. A little O.T. but I heard she used to cruise the Mekong Delta in a hemi powered drag boat challenging the patrol boats to race.
Like everyone else, we "just missed her" time after time.

 

I heard about the girl, with the spanish fly and a shifter. I think she went to my school. But I'm still looking for some of that spanish fly stuff.

 

Wow, such imaginations from our youth!

And I'm tellin' y'all it REALLY was true but she lived in northern Michigan and drove a pulpwood truck.

Kinda reminded us kids of "Large Marge"....she was easy & cheap! What more could hormones-gone-wild teenaged boys ask for??

 

From what my brother told me she was working in the Hamilton area in the late 70's early 80's . . .

Hey, it had a Corvette motor, so she never got eaten then!

 

a number of years back i saw a girl in a late model camaro with a sticker that said "if you can catch me you can have me". i didn't think she was worth catching by the look of her!

-danny

 

1st heard this one in Detroit in 64'. That ***** sure got around.

 

Dat ***** was in Chicago in the mid 70's!!!! I'm sure she was driving a 66 427 vette that she bought from an old lady for $300 out of an ad in the Chicago tribune that read "FOR SALE OLD CHEVY"

 

and it was a

barn find!!!!