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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Okiedoker, Sep 30, 2014.

  1. powrshftr
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    I think Ric's psychological clutch has started to slip.....

    Seek help young man! :D

    Scott


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  2. powrshftr
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    Tough talk from a guy who drives a car named "Vickie". :D

    If you can get the Ol Girl to not turn left into the tree this year (I think Kip must have built too many oval track cars in the past,and never changed his suspension setup/tire stagger ), then maybe you can have a shot at the Shaker after we get done sawing off the Baloney Smoker...?:D

    Was that too much...?Cause it feels like it might have been too much...

    Naaaaaaah! It was juuuuuust right! :D lol!

    Scott


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  3. powrshftr
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    Why did you guys have to take it someplace like this....?
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  4. powrshftr
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    Cause you know you're just acting like this....

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    Scott


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  5. powrshftr
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    And all you're going to end up with is something painful and humiliating like this:

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    Scott


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  6. .., Baloney Stroker
     
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  7. powrshftr
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    Lol


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  8. Looks like Kip & Company grabbed a Canadian Tiger by the tail.
     
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  9. 'Too much' is almost enough when it comes to horsepower...

    And trash talk too.
     
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  10. HA HA HAAAAaaaa..,uuuuh wait a minute.., i uh.., I got a Chevy.., DANG SCOTT!.., why you gotta do a brother like that?.., sniff..,
     
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  11. powrshftr
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    It's ok Ric....It was only momentary "Brand Racism" in the name of not letting anybody talk shit about my little grocery getter...lol

    You know I've got all kinds of love for the Tri-Fives,the '09's,the 350hp Chevy II's,damn near anything with a Rat motor in it,and yes.....even the Okie Doker.Damn paint on that car looks like it's a mile deep and still wet.Freakin amazing is what that paint job is.:)

    It's gonna make some real sweet eye candy for my rear view mirror.:D

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  12. II FUNNY
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    Nothing to worry about...I work the tech booth at the Meltdown...that mustang better be perfect...a Chevy power plant would get ya in for sure;)
     
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  13. powrshftr
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    When we pulled into tech last year it was hilarious.....The car is gettin' the once-over,and from behind me I hear: "Don't let this guy in.Hes a troublemaker!"

    We had never actually met before,but I didn't even have to turn around to know it was you!lol!
    Damn I can't wait to get back down there,hang out with you guys,and make some passes!:)

    And maybe you will even find it in your heart to not bounce my lil ol Ford outta tech for having loose muffler bearings or worn grapple grommets in the flugelbinders...;) lol!

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  14. For a second there you had me a little nervous, LOL.

    Good to hear that your clutch isn't slipping...
     
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  15. powrshftr
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    Just when you thought I was getting all soft,I just lulled him into a false sense of security,then ripped a hole in him big enough to toss a cat through,huh...?;)

    Scott


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  16. powrshftr
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    Kip,
    You single handedly ruined tons of childhood memories for me with that post!lol!

    Grape Ape was one of my favorites,but I will never watch it again.Ever.lol!

    Scott


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  17. Just as long as it isn't the cat that DogPatch was supposed to be watching...LOL
     
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  18. powrshftr
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    I don't think we're ever gonna see that cat again AJ.....Lol!

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  19. Nah, don't worry too much Scott. He's still advertising some drag race that already took place with his signature, LOL :D
     
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  20. Kip: Your reaction times are getting better!
     
  21. II FUNNY
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    Ther is no place to change it on the app.
     
  22. II FUNNY
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    Is that better?
     
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  23. saltflats
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    Look out Scott is showing his pecs.
    I can guarantee one thing if your guys cars are half as fast as your smack talk Schumacher and Force racing is guna be lookin you up.
     
  24. Raped Grape!?.., who shagged Barney?
     
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  25. beebee78
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    from illinois

    image.jpg Kips new mascot, about how he looked after Quain tuned that thing up!! Lol
     
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  26. Saxxon
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    Looking for a race car name for the Scout
    Do I dare throw it out to the luntic fringe for suggestions ??
     
  27. 9sectruck
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    Ging Gang Ghoulie?? ( Scouts song)Oh OK I'll go back to lurking.......... lol
    This thread is more entertaining than watching TV.
     
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  28. powrshftr
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    -Hairy Hauler
    -Northern Express
    -Polar Express
    -A Truckload O Nasty!



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  29. powrshftr
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    -Stompin' Scout
    -Code Red
    -Haulin' Ass (with a cartoon donkey driving a cartoon scout painted on the side)
    -International Destruction
    -International Express
    -International Assassin
    -Haulin Asphalt
    -Haulin Oats (70's top 40 tribute)
    -Rippin' n Tearin'
    -Guess Who? (Burton's from the 'Peg,right...?)
    -Danger Davie's Buckshot Express
    -The Bootlegger (I'm sure you have those in the 'Peg)
    -The Sheriff
    -The Outlaw
    -The Bomb
    -The Big Chief




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