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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 53Heavy, Feb 28, 2007.

  1. Had a new 65 Chevelle, called it "Satisfaction". Some years later saw a 65 Chevelle race care with that name on the side!
     
  2. Evel
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
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    LIVË WIRË


    Bobbleed named it after we were listing to alot of Motley Crue during the
    build..

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  3. bigdreamsnobux
    Joined: Oct 6, 2005
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  4. teddyp
    Joined: May 28, 2006
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    The Names Of My Cars Is On My Atar
     
  5. "Mud" and "the Vallejo Death Hoopty"
     
  6. rixrex
    Joined: Jun 25, 2006
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    Yeah..don't name it you may have to shoot it and eat it...my wife calls the Edsel "Edwina"
     
  7. 6t5frlane
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    from New York

    "Millie " For mid life crisis
     
  8. bigaadams
    Joined: Jun 8, 2004
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    from Georgia

  9. my pontiac is named "the wife" by my friends and family, it ****s every last penny out of me. But in this case its worth it.
     
  10. Kev Nemo
    Joined: Aug 7, 2004
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    My '62 Impala was originally called 'Jeepers Creepers"; I even painted it on the trunk. After the paint job of tintless pure white that burns your retinas in the sun, I renamed it 'Snow Blind' in honor of all the Sabbath we listened to while working on her. Buzzard calls her "Bevin", which means "Fair Lady" in Gaelic because of the color and the big *** "B" (for Los Boulevardos) in a spade on the back-that's too poetic and **** for me!:D
     
  11. Joe King
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    Chick-a-BOOOOOMMMMmmmmm
     

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  12. 53Heavy
    Joined: Jun 19, 2006
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    These are greatness, keep'em comin. I'm not to sure about the girls names as my wife already thinks to much money and spending way to much time with "her".
     
  13. Slide
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    When I bought my 52 Sedan, I was in the midst of breaking off an engagement. (The car had a little to do with it anyways :rolleyes:). So one day I referred to the car as "Irlene" to kinda get a rise out of my former girlfriend. Then the name stuck. Like glue. My folks, and now my wife and kids call the car "Irlene" to this day. My wife would tell people that I was out "messing around with Irlene", and they'd sure give some funny looks! :D

    (I had a crush on Irlene Mandrell when I was a wee lad. :eek: )
     
  14. flathead okie
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  15. dickster27
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    Had a kool little black primered sedan in '61 called " Chicken Shift". It had a tall *** shifter arm that was only 4 " from the headliner. Also had porta-walls on it. See, things never really change, they just stay low for a while.
    the ****ster
     
  16. 53Heavy
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    That's too funny
     
  17. joeks
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    summer daze b/c i got it in the summer but when its being a pain in the *** its reffered to as voodoo child which is more often that not
     
  18. Chevychopper
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    My 48 ford pickup is called "Mobetta". It turned out Mo betta than i could have imagined.
     
  19. cadillac dave
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    my roadster has been always referred to as" ko-techs". we have all heard of "hi-tech", " no-tech"....but i probasbly have the only " ko-techs" it goes so fast it will make your eyes bleed.....cadillac dave
     
  20. 53Heavy
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    That's some funny S***t!
     
  21. Belchfire8
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    Called my '46 Chevy "Elmer" for while, don't know why, just looked like an Elmer......
     
  22. JDHolmes
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    My sig has mine...Herman because it looks like Herman the Munster, black bulky and rock solid.

    Ethel for the wagon...well, because it just looks like an Ethel.

    I usually call all of them by pet names too..."*****," the ever popular "son-of a *****", mother f....., and a few names that I don't remember due to rage.
     
  23. I call my '32 Ford pickup project "The Goat Pen" -- because before I got it, the cab had been used as a goat pen on a farm. The farmer had screwed sheet metal panels covering all the window openings, then tore up a big flap in the middle of the firewall as a door opening for the goats to go in and out, and for ventilation (besides what all the bullet-holes provided) he punched a big ugly hole in the roof with a pick axe.
     
  24. This picture kinda says it all---
     

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  25. 40Standard
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    from Indy

    *****-if it doesn't start up after sitting
     
  26. rigid_bobber
    Joined: Jan 30, 2007
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    I have owned-
    BOB (Beast of Burden)
    2 Ton Tomato (eventually just Mr.3T)
    Turd (one of my bikes)
    Nurd (my **** bike)
    Bay City Bomber
    The Shark
    The Canoe (it had a longer, not so politically correct name)
    The '56 hasn't earned a neam yet
    My dad will only refer to cars in his stories by their names... you have to stop him and ask if you don't know what car he is talking about.
    Joe
     
  27. publicenemy1925
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
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    I had the ugliest dam 77 suburban and her name was Peggy Sue. I drove that ugly mother for ten years. She always started and ran 279,000 miles when i sold her. My kids cried like babies when she went.
     
  28. I always thought naming cars/trucks just for the sake of naming them was stupid. Then I bought Cyrus. My dad's old International was named Cyrus. For Cyrus McCormick, one of the founders of IHC. My new International has just been Cyrus since I got him.
     
  29. HOTRODSURFER
    Joined: Sep 11, 2006
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    we call my truck "pops truck" cause my granfather bought it brand new
     
  30. I call my car UGLY.....as everyone that looks at it, says..."thats a UGLY car....what is it?.....never seen a car like that before"...so i even got a p-plate saying UGLY
    John in AZ
     

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