What do you steal from the kitchen???

She don't mind the disposable stuff like scotch brite pads, but I took one of her funnels last week.

I guess she could still use it now that it's got a nice coat of AMC blue metallic on it.

What really pisses her off is drying clean parts or curing painted parts in the oven.

 

peanut butter. i rub that shit all over my balls and chase my dog around.

 

My wife took my ice scraper from my truck so I grabbed the spatula from the kitchen. Worked better than the scraper

 

Turkey baster (two different ones), narrow spatchela, vegtable cleaning brush (hard brissles to clean grease), pot holders, large glass bowl to soak parts (cleans up in the dishwasher, she'll never know).

 

Me too.

 

my side hurts from laughin hahahahaaaa! oooooh man.........

 

I don't care how bad I might think I need something at the moment from the house - it would never be worth the ever lasting grief!

 

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From the garage TO the kitchen went my mac tools shrinking hammer. When my wife first saw it she said it was the best meat tenderizer she'd seen.

 

Killer topic I'm still roflmao.

 

Yep, I'd end up killin' half you guys if we lived together.

 

BWAHHHH hah ha haha
Ah Fuck i cant stop laughing!!!!
that is some disturbing mental image goin on.


eghh..wrong.

 

spoons, brillo, foil, bleach, torchlighter

 

I heard on the radio a few years back about a lady that used to put peanut butter on her parts for the dog to lick off. One day she told her man about it and suggested he try it on his balls. So the dog cleans her up and dude slobs up his nuts with PB. The dog starts going at it, and gets excited or something and rips the dude's nuts OFF.

So be careful.

 

I have never cut down an old butcher knife to make a body knife for splitting spot welds . Also i have never used up all the foil covering parts before painting an engine bay or used the mop bucket to clean parts it.

 

Save some grief and visit a thrift store, get your basters, scoops, knives, cutting boards and bowls for next to nothing.
While you're there get a stainless pot lid for a shrinking disc, some black jeans that don't show the grease, and long sleeve cotton Ts for welding.

My leather welding jacket is some high-fashion item from the 1980s.
While I was there found a pair of chromed marine wiper motors for 2 bucks.

 

Do they have peanut butter at the trift store? "Hey buddy that's the second gallon of PB you've bought this week...!?" (I write as tears are running down my face..)

Dare I ask what happens when you catch the dog.. or visa versa.

Dude... but them has got to be some fugly puppies! LOL!!!

 

French Fried Taters and some dem Biscuits and mustard

 

Electric carving knife - really does a nice job on upholstery foam.

 

Afew years ago I stole my moms old art deco pot lid and made a air cleaner for my Harley, mom reconized it and raised hell, the only hell she ever raised. Spike

 

I stole this from the kitchen and my wife was glad !!!! LOL

 

I took a 2" aluminum cake pan out of the kitchen to use as a recess for my aluminum fire wall on my Model A coupe.

 

Any thing I need for my hotrods and then lie like hell when ask if I have seen it, The trick is to make what ever you steal unrecognizable so she wont find out. Thats my story and it works(most of the time)

 

Stainless lid once for an aircleaner top, cupcake tin to pour my leftover aluminum in when I'm casting something up, dishsoap for the tire changer, all of her baking soda for rust removal, ( pissed her off so much, she went out and bought me my own 50 lbs. bag of the stuff!)

 

Cling film, ziploc bags & containers, bourbon.

 

Easy-Off oven cleaner for cleaning old engine parts and a rolling pin to form aluminum parts.

 

Anyway she is too busy burning stuff in the kitchen