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What do your wives, girlfriends, or family think?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Groucho, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. haring
    Joined: Aug 20, 2001
    Posts: 2,335

    haring
    Member

    My girlfriend doesn't know I'm online looking at photos of Nads.

    And my wife doesn't care.


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  2. Goozgaz
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
    Posts: 2,555

    Goozgaz
    Member

    My wife kicks ass.

    I can bring home any bucket of shhit as long as I get it running. This means that she authorizes my spending $$ on cars.

    As far as the HAMB goes... I'm in front of a computer most of the day anyway so HAMBing is done at work. At night the wife likes to watch those CSI shows so that's when she does her thing and I do mine... luckily there's always a CSI show on TV.

    I also spend a lot of time on www.losboulevardos.com site. She hates that becuase they're a bad influance on me :D
     
  3. Kirk Hanning
    Joined: Feb 27, 2005
    Posts: 1,605

    Kirk Hanning
    Member

    My fiance always asks:

    "why don't you look at porn on the internet like every other guy I know"

    Little does she know this is porn x 2
     
  4. zealot9802
    Joined: Aug 20, 2005
    Posts: 894

    zealot9802
    Member
    from SoCal SFV

    Ha. Only the drunk grabby ones. :D
     
  5. Durod
    Joined: Aug 20, 2005
    Posts: 809

    Durod
    Member
    from DFW, Tx

    she has a real big 'at least it isn't porn, you better not be looking at porn' mentalities.

    im like baby this IS my porn...
     
  6. TERPU
    Joined: Jan 2, 2004
    Posts: 2,419

    TERPU
    Member

    Mine just say's go see you HAMB family. Hell you guys are better than most of my real relatives anyways.
     
  7. budd
    Joined: Oct 31, 2006
    Posts: 3,478

    budd
    Member

    my ex wife let me rebuild carbs in the living room on the coffee table, i even clamped a vice to it to hold the carbs, my first ex girlfriend after her said i was not allowed to own a motorcycle but thought i looked sexy in my 68 camaro, the ex girlfriend after her called my 45 gmc a "piece of shit truck", the girlfriend i have now i dont think she knows what to think just yet, time will tell.
     
  8. evil clown
    Joined: Jan 15, 2006
    Posts: 283

    evil clown
    Member
    from Verona, WI

    My wife of 30+ years obviously knows I'm a gearhead. She jokingly calls the HAMB my "Auto Porn" site. The other day I asked her not to use that term around our non-car friends, they might not understand!! :rolleyes:
     
  9. Ebert
    Joined: Feb 13, 2006
    Posts: 1,920

    Ebert
    Member
    from Keller, TX

    Man, I feel for some of you guys. Grow some nads!!! My wife is kool, appreciates my car thing, leaves me alone and if she bitched...would be shown the door. Life is way too short to listen to some nag.
     
  10. notebooms
    Joined: Dec 14, 2005
    Posts: 2,077

    notebooms
    Alliance Member

    just like a couple of you fellas, i too get the slight eye roll and slow shake of the head from the wife.

    she is impressed, however, with the "virtual brotherhood" part though, like when hamber's have saved our ass when weve been broken down on the road in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere....

    that said, i do spend too much time on this thing...

    -scott noteboom
     
  11. sledish
    Joined: Jul 30, 2006
    Posts: 804

    sledish
    Member

    I'm gonna go have sex with my wife now, logging off ! Good night HAMB see you tomorrow!
     
  12. VonXulu
    Joined: Jul 24, 2005
    Posts: 371

    VonXulu
    Member
    from Ventura Ca

    My wife is just happy it ain't porno!
     
  13. 53burb
    Joined: Jun 25, 2004
    Posts: 2,822

    53burb
    Member

    What are all of you talking about..... this is worse than PORN and I love it! KNUX!
     
  14. SquashThatFly
    Joined: Nov 24, 2005
    Posts: 723

    SquashThatFly
    Member

    HAHAHAHA i was on here last night as my girlfriend was getting dressed to go out to dinner. I could hear her in the other room bitching becasue she didnt likethe way she looked in her clothes. She then proceeded to get pissed off at me becasue i was reading the HAMB and didnt turn around to tell her she looked great............she said three words to me the whole night. It was a peacful night i must say
     
  15. skyrodder
    Joined: May 7, 2005
    Posts: 1,925

    skyrodder
    Member

    my wife is cool with it.. casue she knows where i am ....
     
  16. Crunchy Sock
    Joined: Jan 28, 2007
    Posts: 46

    Crunchy Sock
    Member
    from So Cal

    My girlfriend has no idea what this is. I tell her I'm on the HAMB and she replies, "I told you pork is bad for you. You said you were gonna cut down on meat." hahaha too bad, bring on the cars and bacon!:D
     
  17. My wife doesn't say much about the car stuff or the HAMB. After 15 years, I think she has given up. Besides, if I'm on here or in the shop, she gets the remote.... and it's better than the places I used to hang out!!
     
  18. Rich Rogers
    Joined: Apr 8, 2006
    Posts: 2,018

    Rich Rogers
    Member

    My wife and 2 daughters don't really give a rat's ass about old cars so when it comes to the HAMB, who the hell cares what they think??
     
  19. terrarodder
    Joined: Sep 9, 2005
    Posts: 1,101

    terrarodder
    Member
    from EASTERN PA

    I use to say to my wife, how can you spend so much time on that computer. She bought a new one an gave me her old one an set it up in my own room, now she walks by and says, how can you spend so much time on that computre laughs an walks away. Acouple weeks ago, crashed my comp. so she bougth me a new one. Great lady, and by she likes cars too.
     
  20. Maybe if i didn't spend so much time on the HAMB and at the shop, i'd meet a girlfriend or have a wife???:eek:
     
  21. 296 V8
    Joined: Sep 17, 2003
    Posts: 4,666

    296 V8
    BANNED
    from Nor~Cal

    My wife hates every thing I like and or do. My car will never see the road.
     
  22. The Monkey
    Joined: Sep 10, 2007
    Posts: 107

    The Monkey
    Member

    My wife can't really say too much, because as far as shes concerned her father can do no wrong, and he's the one that introduced me to the HAMB.
     
  23. my girl thinks i talk to much in general. but really hates it when i start talking cars. my family tells me that i need to stop talking cars all the time, but they support me. they tell me they are glad that im hooked on cars and not CRACK:eek:
     
  24. Strange Agent
    Joined: Sep 29, 2008
    Posts: 2,879

    Strange Agent
    Member

    Well, I'm only 16, so no wife. At the moment no girlfriends, but most of the girls are always whining about old cars. They're always barking "Why don't you get a Mustang, or a truck? That would be sexy..." blah blah blah. Yuppies.

    My family is all into hot rods, except for my mom, because she thinks cars are more of a tool to get around.
     
  25. AstroZombie
    Joined: Jul 17, 2006
    Posts: 1,788

    AstroZombie
    Member

    in my new found single status i have been in the garage more than i have been in my house! i think getting a divorce wat the best home improvement i could have made! ;)
     
  26. chappys4life
    Joined: Sep 10, 2008
    Posts: 460

    chappys4life
    Member
    from Austin, TX

    my girlfriend said it was hot when I said I work on my own stuff......after 2 months she is not soo sure. If I found one that worked on em and was cute thats the one I would not let slip away.
     
  27. Still Runnin
    Joined: Jan 16, 2008
    Posts: 1,287

    Still Runnin
    Member
    from VA & FL

    When I'm asked what I'm doing .... I say Working. LOL
     
  28. temper_mental
    Joined: Oct 22, 2006
    Posts: 2,717

    temper_mental
    Member
    from Texas

    I had one like that I got ride of her .My 2 cents
     
  29. 39 sledge
    Joined: Aug 6, 2007
    Posts: 346

    39 sledge
    Member
    from p.a.

    my wife calls it the other woman:D
     
  30. Mrs Pro loves it when I'm on here !! She says "THE MORE TIME YOU SPEND ON THE H.A.M.B. THE LESS TIME YOU'LL SPEND WANTING TO **##**" You know !! >>>>.
     

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