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Ha, I can't even afford to pay attention Blue!

 

I've repeatedly proven I can't live with em, I've only been with the most recent one for 25 years, I'm still thinking it over.

 

My G/F doesn't like it when I laugh at her BS. Told her I was too old to fight ( or give a shit ).
She once told me that her mother taught her that "she was sitting on a gold mine" when it came to men.
I quickly ( a proud moment for me, I might add ) reminded her that pussy isn't rare, there's billions of them around.
For once, she didn't say anything.