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What Is a Car Person?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Tony Bones, Jun 2, 2005.

  1. Deuce Rails
    Joined: Feb 1, 2002
    Posts: 2,016

    Deuce Rails
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    You got away lucky, hatch. I broke a nail and got a blister!
     
  2. They used to be called "Crunchers."

    Someone who puts their foot in the toilet and pees down their leg is a "Squeemie."

    Most car people are "Felchers."
     
  3. Let me nominate my pal, W???????. as a car person. Legally blind and cannot drive a car.
    His stable:
    1. '29 Roadster..283 powered barn find he bought three years ago
    2. '55 Chevy 2-door hardtop..350. He has owned it since early '80s when he could see.
    3. 1959 Austin Healy Bugeye. Owned it since the early '70s
    4. 1980 Mercedes 450SL...Bought 2 years ago
    5. '70s Truimph Bonneville..bought 2 WEEKS ago.

    Painstakingly reads his car magazines with a reading machine (camera/maginification/monitor setup) every month, as he does the New Orleans newspaper looking for cars he has to have.

    He can't drive them..he just tinkers and cranks them up and revs the engines.

    Is he a car person? DUH...
     
  4. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,419

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    I saw that and says to myself; "Self, if Action Girl has a known name for some silly perversion like that, there's probably a "must be 18 to enter" web site for it. Guess what? "
     
  5. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 25,554

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    1 word -poor.
     
  6. Spitfire1776
    Joined: Jan 7, 2004
    Posts: 1,069

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    from York, PA

    Hahaha, it must be like Napolean Dynamite of porn.
     
  7. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,868

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    from Hypocrisy

    I'm schizophrenic, therefore I'm car persons.
     
  8. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,082

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    thats great! i have always wanted my boobs to match my boyfriends custom or hot rod.
    only then will i be a real car guy!
     
  9. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,868

    Nads
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    from Hypocrisy

    Doesn't Nestle make a chocolatey product called Quink?
    It's endorsed by Quinky The Bunny.....I think.
     
  10. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
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    "you are not a special person,
    you are special personel"
     
  11. KATFISH
    Joined: Aug 9, 2004
    Posts: 662

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  12. They make Nesquik Nad's....

    Dave
     

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