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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by ronk16, Aug 3, 2011.

  1. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
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    flatheadpete
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    from Burton, MI

    Or a horrible flood...or 3....that destroyed damn near everything you own.....
     
  2. john~N~dallas
    Joined: Dec 30, 2009
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    that sucks that you have 4 cars to fix.... but then again YOU HAVE 4 CARS!!!!



    j/k it really does suck
     
  3. Hdonlybob
    Joined: Feb 1, 2005
    Posts: 4,141

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    Well look at it this way...things can (should) only get better !!
    Good luck,
    Cheers...........
     
  4. Always remember what Chief Dan George says..."Endeavour to persevere"...
     
  5. thepolecat
    Joined: Mar 24, 2009
    Posts: 687

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    1. S.F.C.C.

    maybe you were not meant to go to work. Something bad may happen there.
     
  6. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
    Posts: 10,948

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    Ehh, I'm way more concerned about this damn rash on my ding ding at this point! :D
     
  7. Wally
    Joined: Jul 5, 2009
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    from Iowa

    Quote
    "maybe you were not meant to go to work. Something bad may happen there. "



    LMAO!!! Yeah...Like work!!! LOL!
     
  8. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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    Hahaha Wally! Good one!
     
  9. falconwagon62
    Joined: Mar 17, 2006
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  10. As long as shank's mare doesnt give out on you, you will be alright.
     
  11. rld14
    Joined: Mar 30, 2011
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    Good point. Ya can always get more stuff but you can't get another ding ding.
     
  12. Shaggy
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    Shaggy
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    from Sultan, WA

    This is the whole reason i drive chevy's
     
  13. hozem396
    Joined: May 4, 2011
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    from ohio

    Welcome to the car hobby. Murphy rules here.
     
  14. texasred
    Joined: Dec 3, 2008
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    from Houston

    Must be something about your Ronk ass that pissed somebody off...
     
  15. ronk16
    Joined: Mar 27, 2010
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    My dind ding is just fine thank you, t-bird is up and great(needs inspection),buick got a new starter, tranny lines and fuel lines, good to go and who cares about the jeep... really who does ?
     
  16. mgtstumpy
    Joined: Jul 20, 2006
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    Last week I replaced the axles seals on my Ford Explorer SUV. Next thing all four (4) tyres as well as the shock absorbers needed replacing. Then I needed bushes for the rear springs and had to get the springs reset and an extra leaf added due to weight of LPG (Propane) cylinder behind the axles. Next thing the battery died at the same time the alternator did. Then I had to regas the gas struts as the hood and tailgate wouldn't stay open. To add insult to injury the gearbox in the washing machine packed it in. What did I do, break a mirror, walk under a ladder, cross paths with a black cat.
     
  17. traffic61
    Joined: Jun 15, 2009
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    from Owasso, OK

    Might want to check how much toilet paper is on the roll before you get down to business...
     
  18. 49ratfink
    Joined: Feb 8, 2004
    Posts: 22,189

    49ratfink
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    from California

    you have obviously become Bad Luck Schlep Rock from the Flintstones.

    "Wowzee wowzee woo woo."


    [​IMG]
     
  19. Let me quess breeder, she told you she was a virgin :rolleyes:
     
  20. fuzzface
    Joined: Dec 7, 2006
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    I thought the rash was from Breeder eating cheetos. :)

    Isn't it a pain in the but when you have multiple vehicles and they go down at the same time. At least it sounds like you got some going again.
     
  21. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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    I was a lil suspect when the wife told me that, already havin our 2 kids and all, but I was loaded!lesson learned! Never trust ur wife!
     
  22. Engine man
    Joined: Jan 30, 2011
    Posts: 3,480

    Engine man
    Member
    from Wisconsin

    No matter how bad things seem
    They could always be worse
    And tomorrow they probably will be
     

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