What the HELL does your HAMB name mean?!?!

Doesn't FTF mean "Fuck the Factory"?

 

Because deep down inside I know I missed my calling and my shallow existence forces me to mimic pornstars while on the internet. On the Bowling League site I'm Peter North and the PTA BBS knows me as Ron Jeremy. My dog is named Johnny Wad and I have a fish named Seka.
Besides, Dirk Banged Rollergirl.

 

that's classic!!!

BTTT I've enjoyed this thread....hat's off to KIRK! ...even though he begs us to stop.....


don't, stop..........don't stop what's the difference?

 

fur biscuit...cause i am short and round and have fur on my head.

and cause i can't use shithead as a handle.

 

The neatest vintage speed part i had at the time.

 

Come to the Viper's pit at the March Meet, the California Hot Rod Reunion or the infamous So Cal HAMB BBQ and ask me why I'm CHILI Phil.

Good for your innards.

 

I am the unofficial leader of our pack The Rusty Nuts, and I tend to be crusty. Good enough?

 

I used to be in a band and the name was ratstar. Yeah it doesnt have anything to do with "rat" rods. I actually dont even like the term "rat" rods.

 

I named my dog Baron Von Xulu cuz he is half Black Lab and half Weimeraner. German and Black He's a crazy tenatious mofo. Anyhow I used it as my e-mail address too and when I needed a name for the Hamb..... well it just kinda stuck.

 

umm i dont have a pulse........... oh yeah i also have it tattooed on my knucks

the 327 was a motor i used to have in my old coupe
so there is mine

 

Uh, well, I play slap bass in a rockabilly band....

 

I used to be into four wheel drives and liked to play too hard.

I was playing in a "buggy hill" that I had no business being on......did about a half dozen end-over-ends on the way to the bottom.

One of the witnesses in the crowd called me "flipper" and it stuck. It's been there for 10 years or so.

 

Me too.
My 35 is actually a 36 disguised as a 35.

 

When I first logged on, and started posting on the HAMB, and did the obligatory intro, I had chopped a 69 VW Bug... but it had a Magnum 4 inch dropped axle, Posie's Super Slide, Hairpins, '37-'41 spindles, Ford straight spokes, 17x3 front and 16x5 rear, and Coker WWW's. I posted a photo somewhere on the HAMB, it's probably in the archives somewhere if you want to dig for it...I'm doing a '26 T Tudor Sedan now, and don't want to change the name, and become a "FNG" again, so, I'll just keep the non-correct-for-the-HAMB year, and "choptop" as a name.

 

Came home from the hospital in one, as a newborn. Folks drove nothing but until I left home (then they started buyin' Buicks!?). I've owned 15 or so Pontiacs myself.

 

I built a chopped 1950 Caddie and painted it rustoleum satin black. Also have a '50 shoebox. Who knows, maybe someday ill change to "metalflakefive-o."

 

CH3NO2


The chemical name of Nitromethane.

C'mon, you mean you didn't already know that?

 

In the winter I repair gas space heaters

 

I'm from Chicago. A Loooooooong while back the DA Bulls DA Bears thing made popular on SNL was going around.

I have raised Parrots as a hobby for almost 20 years. I am currently owned by an African Gray named Spock.

DaBirdGuy got stuck on me at the Bowling alley and I have used it as a login everywhere I go since because Its NEVER taken...

 

I drive a 60 falcon ..and its black.

 

My first real role model was my uncle, he was a mechanic on B29s in WWII. My truck is a '29 chivvy.

 

I promite myself, Rods And Relics Garage and the name rodrelic is all I coiuld come up with at the time. I like life simple. You want to see it simple, stop by my garage sometime, no complexities there.

 

Belchfire8...Back in the fifties-early sixties my dad used to read the Sunday funnies to us at home. There was a comic strip, I can't for the life of me remember the name, that was similar to the "Born Loser" comic strip today. The guy in the comic strip was always being screwed over by somebody; when he went to the new car dealership the car that the slick salesman was always trying to sell him was always called the "Belchfire 8". I always thought the name was a great name for a car!

 

I've been trying to get my dad to sell me his Roadster for 22 years, this summer I bought a super clean 66 AMC Ambassador 2dr-ht that was from Arizona and all of a sudden my Dad wants to trade the freaking AMC for the Roadster! So that Ambassador brought me some luck, hence my handle.

 

Knuckle Dragger is another term for primate or troglodyte. I have always been told I resemble a primate, from my size to my temper.

Jonney

 

Well......... Years ago, I started this dumb little car club and well........ The rest is history. www.Themcarclub.com

 

I am a tall, gangly, paranoid spaz. One of my friends started calling me Captain Stickfigure after a particularly awkward exchange, and the name stuck.

 

I bought my 40 chevy 12 years ago. A heart operation and 3 jobs later I'm still working on it, hence the STOVE-BOLT. The GAS part is I like to cook, GAS STOVE. After I posted I thought I should of put A/GAS-STOVE BOLT.

My real name isn't Mick either.
Mick

 

When I was about 18 I was at Santa Anita park(horse racing) and a horse named gamblinaj went off at 50-1 well I put 25 across on the horse(hunch bet name and stuff) and he won. And seeing how my name is AJ and like to gamble alot and on anything, I like to use at my screen name.....Oh and by the way the next time the horse ran he ran seconed I had a few bucks on him again....Third time he ran it cost me a few bucks..Now some kid is using him to glue a thanksgiving construction paper turkey together at school

 

Well the car is a rusty 39 Dodge powered by a Super Red Ram. I didn't think "super" fit all that well in the name, so I dropped it.

Matt