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What the HELL does your HAMB name mean?!?!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, Aug 14, 2003.

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  1. Originally Posted by BLACKIE HARVELLE
    in case any of you were wondering i get blackie harvelle as my porn name as my friends would call it like this you should all try this and then post what you come up with it will be a hoot be honest though its funnier that way.1st you use the 1st pet you can remember,use its name mine was a little black dog named (blackie)2nd youuse the 1st street you can remember living on.mine was (harvelle) so became the name blackie harvelle.:cool:


    If I did this my name would be BEAVER FIRST
    Hmm... I'd be George Wood.
     
  2. sgary
    Joined: Dec 6, 2004
    Posts: 109

    sgary
    Member

    I used to be big and intimidating and had a succcesful repo and collection buisiness. My friends would call me scary Gary,
    uncle sgary to their kids.I still have trouble believing I'm so old and wheezy,I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paperbag now.
     
  3. Buckle
    Joined: Feb 17, 2005
    Posts: 380

    Buckle
    Member

    Texas, Your screen name and avitar are awesome! I smile every time I see a post by Texas Hardcore.
     
  4. NashRodMan
    Joined: Jul 8, 2004
    Posts: 1,989

    NashRodMan
    Member


    That is the funniest thing I've ever read on the HAMB!!! LOL!!!!!!! LMAO

    NashRodMan (I own a 37 Nash that I'm in the middle of roddin')
     
  5. coupla48s
    Joined: Jun 15, 2004
    Posts: 34

    coupla48s
    Member

    Cuz I have a '48 chopped and dropped Chevy truck daily driver and a '48 Anglia big-block go-faster......

    Kevin in (near) Seattle
     
  6. McKee
    Joined: Jul 22, 2005
    Posts: 1,193

    McKee

    write the fifteen part numerically
     
  7. LUX BLUE
    Joined: May 23, 2005
    Posts: 4,407

    LUX BLUE
    Alliance Vendor
    from AUSTIN,TX

    My full name, as it appears on my drivers lisence is ARLO LUX BLUE.
    I was born Arlo Blue Starkey Joiner-Neuman.
    write that on a few official documents and you will find yourself down at the local courthouse changing it as soon as you are able.
    Lux came from My old Boss Ken Hensen.
    I was working on his coupe with the cramps turned up about as loud as anyone could stand,and he stood at the door yelling my name for a while.
    it was quitting time, so a few of the other guys were standing there, and when he picked up the casset tape cover,there was Lux Interior in a leather jacket,fishnets and heels.
    He yelled "HEY LUX" after showing the other fellas said album cover...
    and of course,I looked up.
    It stuck so bad even my mom calls me Lux now.
     
  8. muffman58
    Joined: Oct 24, 2003
    Posts: 999

    muffman58
    Member

    Run an exhaust shop & born in great 1958! Thus muffman58. The DMV won`t let me get a vanity plate that says MUFFMAN because they say its lewd! I even submitted a appeal letter to them explaning that I run a muffler shop but they still say NO! I asked them who was on this appeal board and guess what, 3 women! The bitches minds are in the gutter.
     
  9. vintakes
    Joined: Sep 24, 2003
    Posts: 125

    vintakes
    Member

    i'm vintakes i buy sell vintage speed equip mostly intakes thus VINT age int AKES yeh there's some wierd names on the H,A.M.B.
     
  10. SleestakJones
    Joined: Dec 8, 2002
    Posts: 113

    SleestakJones

    ..er....um....well it all started back in 96' with a nice brick of meth purchased at rip griffins truck stop in Barstow Ca. I had been up for a few days already, dropped my load off in Carson, and "Buck Naked" the 95 freightliner xl classic was 3 lanes from the rail coming over the grapevine en route to Gilroy, Watsonville & Castroville. never liked picking up produce much.....
    shall I continue?
     
  11. FERG
    Joined: Aug 24, 2005
    Posts: 34

    FERG
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    Short for Ferguson.......I'm not very creative
     
  12. leon renaud
    Joined: Nov 12, 2005
    Posts: 1,937

    leon renaud
    Member
    from N.E. Ct.


    I remember this cartoon from when I was a kid .the caracters were Hanz and Fritz this was from before anything remotely racial was banned. IT was called the Katzenjammer KIds.I dont know if this is the right spelling but it is the way the name sounded.Another cartoon that got killed as racist was tumbleweeds because of names like limpin lizard and bucalic buffalo for native americans ,Bucolic buffalo was realy big and not very brite.He had lines like"No Likum little man fro him away"don't know if this was national or if it was just the local paper that dumped them
     
  13. cuznbrucie
    Joined: May 1, 2005
    Posts: 2,567

    cuznbrucie
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    1962-64 Might have been the Bronze Age! I'll be 63 on Friday 11/25

    Brucie
    http://home.comcast.net/~cuznbrucie/WHEELERS.htm





     
  14. I got big fat elvis lambchops. Everyone thinks its about cars.
     
  15. Joe T Creep
    Joined: Jan 1, 2003
    Posts: 1,145

    Joe T Creep
    Member Emeritus

    Well, my last initial is a T and a friend needed to fax me something at my work. He couldnt remember my last name, but he knew it started with a T. He also knew that there was someone else at my work with the name Joe whos last initial was T. He knew I was in the club and when I got the fax adressed to Joe T Creep everyone knew which Joe it was for. Stuck from there. Kinda a nick name too...
     
  16. This thing still goin. Forgot about it. Mine about says it all .. gawd damn cars !
     
  17. DEEPNHOCK
    Joined: Jan 3, 2005
    Posts: 316

    DEEPNHOCK
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    I feel for you, man........
    Jeff:cool:


     
  18. JDB
    Joined: Jun 21, 2003
    Posts: 81

    JDB
    Member
    from WI,USA

    It just keeps going and going and going...
     
  19. skovbamsen
    Joined: Jul 2, 2004
    Posts: 11

    skovbamsen

    well.. translatet in to english spells " forrestbear " i am 6foot3" and 330pund
     
  20. MiketheRat
    Joined: Nov 24, 2005
    Posts: 33

    MiketheRat
    Member

    my name is mike and i love rats!
     
  21. xadamx
    Joined: Apr 18, 2003
    Posts: 1,170

    xadamx
    Member

    The X's on either side of my name stem from the 1980's straightedge punk/hardcore movement when people would put x's on their hands to proclaim their denial of drugs and alcohol.

    Adam
     
  22. hazegry
    Joined: Jul 14, 2005
    Posts: 58

    hazegry
    Member
    from VA

    hazegray and underway currently AD in the Navy. served 4 years on the USS NASSAU and we were always underway I am fighting with my detailer now about my next sea duty assignment.
     
  23. theHIGHLANDER
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 10,400

    theHIGHLANDER
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    My heritage is my screen. Our clan is one of the original 6 that began clanship. They still have an island off the highland region of Scotland. The signature is for the lesser schooled of such things.

    I also ran a Camaro bracket car under the name at the dearly departed Detroit Dragway. So, yeah, that's me.
     
  24. bustingear
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 2,337

    bustingear
    Member

    BUSTINGEAR or
    Busting ear - good for rants on this forum
    Bustin gear - because I tore the rear end out of a poncho during a stock car race and got bashed around a little bit. (Welding spyder gears does not always work.)
     
  25. May Pop
    Joined: Jun 16, 2005
    Posts: 125

    May Pop
    Member

    MAY POP Thems may pop tires. Any day they may pop.
     
  26. JayD
    Joined: Aug 29, 2005
    Posts: 544

    JayD
    Member

    Not meaning to pick, but I believe it was Katzenjammer Kids.
     
  27. willysrod
    Joined: Oct 4, 2004
    Posts: 80

    willysrod
    Member
    from upstate NY

    Self Explanitory,,,,,,for my 41 Willys Hot Rod, (41 Sedan) one of the last real steel willys not tubbed, or pro-streeted
     
  28. THECHICK
    Joined: Jun 26, 2005
    Posts: 365

    THECHICK
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    I am a woman in a man dominated hobby- 'nuff said. :D
     
  29. toledobill
    Joined: Apr 9, 2003
    Posts: 369

    toledobill
    Member

    Seein' as how my name is "Dick" and I'm from Big Fat, Wyoming, I just thought it was natural for me to pick "ToledoBill". Seemed like a good idea at the time.
     
  30. novatattoo
    Joined: Oct 6, 2005
    Posts: 2,030

    novatattoo
    Member
    from Canton,OH

    <--------Novatattoo cause I have one. Bill
     
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