What UNUSUAL Sign do you put on your car?

don't remember where i saw it but, one i like is good for automotive type shops or others.
Labor Rate $100/hr.
If you watch $200/hr.
If you help $300/hr.

 

Saw one a few years back at Syracuse nats that said somethin' like "It took me 8 years to build this car but some idiot can tear it apart in 5 minutes."

 

In the window of my '49 Cad sedanette, which in slammed and not so stock:
"IF YOU GOTTA' ASK....YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!"

 

We have a bus here at the U of A for wheelchaired kids. No seats. Sign in the front overhead reads
"NO STANDING"

 

The last couple of rod trots I took the 48 to I just put "farm truck" on the windshield tag.

I had to look at the address for the first poster in the thread as I was sure that the guy selling the 40 mentioned in the post had probably run into my Dad at some show or swap meet and had to listen to his stories for half an hour. Dad, was the king of : used to have one, know where one is, friend had one.

 

Back in the 80's a buddy of mine had a m/c shop. He had a big sign over the parts counter that said "This property protected by shotgun toting owner 4 nights per week. You guess which nights."

 

Scratched out 'TOUCH' on the don't touch and replaced it with 'EAT YELLOW SNOW'.
Also made the hand outline into a turkey.

 

My buddy has a shit box early 80's Chevy work van with a bumper sticker that sez Don't Laugh.. Your Kid Might Be In Here...

This big nuts sticker is pretty good too.

 

This one's on my dash.

 

This was on a friends car in a Toys-R-Us parking lot.

 

I have a bumper sticker on my O/T mondeo wagon:
'My other car is a piece of shit too.'

 

My old '74 Superior Caddy hearse had one of those yellow diamond-shaped ones that said "Baby on Board". I caught a lot of flack for that, but most people laughed.

 

I can see that sign causing alot of pain to parents who have lost babies to SIDS or anything else really. The saddest funerals I've ever attended were those of babies in those little tiny white caskets.

 

I've been to one of those funerals, too. Further proof that life is too short to be stodgy. Gotta lighten up.

 

I have a sticker on my 61 Dodge done in yellow with black stripes like caution tape .. says ///WEIRD LOAD///

 

Had one that said Deer Hunter, when asked I told em it was the car not me. Hit it in south Ga on the way back to FL. from the Nat's.

 

AussieSteve said it best....

 

CLASSIC.

My wife would appreciate this.
She drew up one at a car show after this lil brat climbed up the side of her vert.

"I BEAT CHILDREN"

 

haha These are a treat to read!! haha

 

Here, here! I've transported them to the morgue while they are still warm. It is sad but life goes on for the rest of us.

 

Ah, the imfamous "Pussie Steve" entrance tag

 

i have a window decal that says "nothing in this vehicle is worth your life" and it has a skull and cross bones next to it

 

Written on a big patch of oil suit on the tailgate of my 81 el camino daily, when i was going through 2 quarts a week

"i support global warming"

Or a couple weeks later

"i wish my girlfriend was this dirty"

 

"theres nothing in here, worth your life!"

dam 'ol school beat me to it..i have that same sticker

 

my 59 el camino has 2 signs WRITTENon it, in sharpie. one says"paint and body by mother nature" on tailgate rite above rust holes. the other is written on top of tail fin."yes you can touch it". i want a sign to use in my car that says HANG UP AND DRIVE!

 

reply to: the 'original post. -- that is awesome. i like that first sign!

nothin worse that gettin cornered by the general public & hearin their BS ! ! !

 

Political crap gets threads canceled faster than anything except maybe religion. Leave it at home, please, I was enjoying this thread.

 

...this one always brings a smile!!!

 

My other ride is your daughter!

 

I saw one a while back that looked like the Clay Smith Cams logo...underneath it read "Only peckerheads touch trucks".

It's not a sign, but this old dealer plate my dad brought home from a junkyard many many years ago gets a lot of laughs!



I spotted this at the Turkey Run this past year.



A couple others.









My wife wants me to have this one printed on a shirt for her....I'm thinkin about it.