What would be a good name for the HAMB helper booklet?

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the HAMB helper booklet

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HAMB bookLET HAMBLET

 

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Terrifying image that would make a good cartoon stripfor the book: My car is broken down 12 miles outside of Resumespeed, ND. I call HAMB--a pickup truck full of Hambers pulls up, and gets out a set of torches...an hour later, they shake hands and leave. My car is neatly chopped and spray primered, but still immobile...

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THAT is funny as hell!!!

 

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One more from Mongo. The HAMB-HAMB or the Hokey Ass Message Board -Help A Member Book.

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CLEVER! my favorites are "H.E.L.L. need help, go to HELL!" and "the S.H.I.T. list" is AWESOME!!! great stuff...

 

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or just call it the HAMB helper...have the cover look like a box of hamburger helper...broken down jalopy with the hood up, and a little caption saying "just add HAMB"


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kinda like this?

 

I am all over the "HELL" idea. Needs to be flat black with red wheels...

 

I'm a married man...so I'm already always on the shit list around here!!! But I like it anyways