Tie a rope to it get a snowmobile and jerk that sob out of there... If it comes apart throw the pieces back in the gorge!!!
I've dragged back worse - and sold it for cash money to guys who used it instead of sitting on their ass playing keyboard warrior to tell people it's junk without even seeing it in person. A full repro subrail set is around $500, even if just the front half is good a guy with a pickup can use them, they only make full length sets. Back panel is clearly shot all to hell, but some people like that sort of thing. Bring it back, put it together, and put quad lights on it so everyone will be pissed about it.
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