you think you`ve got it bad .....come to politically correct great britain.....every thursday morning we get a fresh out of college ****brain walking ahead of the trash collecting lorry checking each bin to make sure you have the `correct ` sort of rubbish in it.......if you haven`t your bin is left for you to go through it until you have....then it stays there for 2 weeks until the next collection........we pay for that service too..... monkey
I have an entire theory on that one...we are breeding a society of idiots nowadays. My son's elementary school doesn't have swingsets anymore. They were scared someone would walk in front of them and get hit...so they took them out. Back when I was in school that was how you learned not to walk in front of the swings...you got kicked in the face once and you never did it again. Or you saw it happen and said, "dang I wont do that." How many kids learn because someone says dont do that??? But thats what we expect from them now. We wont let them learn...we just "teach" them with rules like "you cant buy spraypaint"
You only get the garbage picked up once every two weeks??? dang. Americans make a lot of garbage, no pun there.
Thank the litigeous society and everyone looking for a fast buck through lawsuits. As far as the piercings, that is a personal issue, we shouldn't judge as we don't like it when greenies piss on our parade when we drive by with open headers and bad*** engines slurping dinosaurs.
Yeah, but it ****s *** when you have a legit cold and you're coughin and sneezin and feel like you've been hit by a semi, like I do right now. Course even with the law my county here in MO was at one time the #1 methlab capital of the entire U.S. So I deal with it. I just sneeze and cough on the ***holes that look at me funny for tryin to get cough medicine. Screw em, they gonna look down at me, they deserve to have a cold like me.
Parents aren't parenting any more.....and huffing kills. I have no problem showing my ID to buy paint or glue, if it keeps one dumb kid from ****ing himself up. But as an adult, I should have the right to kill myself....with glue, paint, or not wearing a motorcycle helmet or my seatbelt.
Snort Listerine... Really, it works on colds. HATCH- I think they call it thinning the herd. Kids are gonna get it and do what they want with it, anyway. If the dumbest ones want to do themselves in, asking a guy for an ID to buy paint won't stop 'em. I think that's just a sad fact. Who remembers "Liquid Rush"...? Do they still make that ****...? I have quite a few cross-eyed friends from junior high from that... JOE
We need to let natural selection take its course. We keep protecting the idiots and they keep F%$#*@^ up the country. Let them thin the population for us.
Everyone does stupid stuff as a kid...but hopefully we grow out of it....just give kids a chance to grow up is all I ask.....then they can snuff themselves any way they want.
Ha! I thought I was the only one whose Mom sent him with a note! I started ditching the note once I realized how "uncool" it was to need a note to buy cigs. In the old days, the stupid kids didn't get to grow up to be stupid adults. We're doing ourselves a disservice.
As funny as this thread is (and isn't!) I think it's headed for lockdown. So, before that happens: It's not the kids. It's the ****ing parents. I have two 9 year old girls and I can't believe the **** their friends are allowed to watch and get away with. TV has taken over the parenting role as parents "just don't have the time" If THEIR kid does something "bad" they sue someone/something else. From the parks and beaches to schools and stores, if something happens...someone's gonna pay!!! I built models and painted my bikes as a kid and remember the first time I was turned away at the cash register. I wasn't really that pissed, I just went home and asked my Mom to take me back up there to get what I needed. Now I like the fact that they check ID on spray paint, but judging my my neighberhood, it looks like it's not an entirely flawless system.
Okay HATCH, you're right. We'll let 'em grow up. ...but, I hope he grows up to be the Mayor in your town... JOE
I read that some schools are banning the game of tag on the playgrounds now. They are afraid that the kids could get hurt running around. "OK kids lets go to the playground and stand."
My son broke his leg playing soccer for the school 5 weeks ago.....immediately after he did it, the teacher in charge of the match was allowed to advise what he should do but not physically touch.....my son got some of his team mates to help him to the first aid department....once there he was allowed to phone us to come and get him to take him to hospital.....i hate pretty much everything this country is about at the moment...the government are even turning anti modified cars which will spell the beginning of the end monkey
I don't really agree with needing ID to be able to purchase spray paint and cough medicine, but you can't argue with the stores for doing it. If I was being sued left and right by dumb ***ed parents who would rather let their kids huff paint than actually spend time with them, I'd limit the sale too. Every time one of these retailers gets sued, WE all have to pay for it...whether it be in insurance premiums, or the cost of goods going up to cover a multi-million dollar law suit. I say let kids learn these things the hard way. If you tell them huffing paint or cooking cough medicine is bad for them, leave it at that. If they're hell bent on learning the hard way, this is what we call Natural Selection! They always have a way of thinning themselves out. This is obvious by the fact that the Jerry Springer show is never at a loss for subject matter! I do blame the parents 100% on every issue relating to children though. If they kept a better watch over their kids, the rest of America wouldn't be forced to do it. FORCED is the key word, because when a lazy parent lets one of their kids get hurt, they sue someone....and WE all have to pay the price. On the subject of the way playgrounds have changed....meaning no more swing sets, playing tag, dodge ball, monkey bars, etc. This is a two-fold issue that recently was brought up in my town. On one hand, parents have been suing for their children getting hurt doing stupid **** on playgrounds. When I was a kid, if you got hurt doing something stupid, you just didn't do it again. But, the other reason for banning most of the games we played when we were kids, such as the above mentioned, is: parents who have overweight kids are also suing, saying those games are unfair to fat kids. I'm not joking about this. These are the same parents who probably let their kids come home from school and sit down with an entire package of Oreos and play XBox till midnight. There were 2 parents in my city who sued about 5 years ago. One sued because his kid was always the first one knocked out in dodgeball. He was also about 30 pounds heavier than any other kid in school. They sued because they said it was the schools responsibility to make sure the child wasn't treated unfairly when playing games. They said he was scarred emotionally for life. They won. The second were parents of another morbidly obese fat kid who was never picked to play baseball at lunch time. They said in court that it was the kids dream to grow up to play baseball professionally. These are both cases of elementary school kids, mind you. He would go out every day, walk the 20 yards to the baseball diamond on the playground, and never get picked. So now, they have banned playing baseball on school property during school hours. They won some money on that one too....for the kid of course. They keep banning activities like this because these parents are too ****ing lazy to make the kids do any sort of physical activity at home, and they end up getting fat. Now they're too fat to do anything physical at school, so they punish everyone by banning activities that have been a part of school playgrounds for 100 years. Sorry, had to rant about this. I have a neighbor I argue with all the time about this. He's a bleeding heart liberal who sides with these parents. He seems to want to ban everything. He also has 3 kids, who are never outside even in the summer...they're fat as hell, and the whole family is lazy.
that is the funniest thing I have seen in ****ing years..the fat kid is even still ****ing a lollypop!! as a post script to Surfmonkey and his kid busting his leg....I work at a school where a 15 yearold kid sparks up a cigarette in cl*** ans blows smoke in the teachers face whlie shouting abuse at him...Teacher rasies his hand....Teacher gets fired. Kid gets taken to hospital for a check up....If it had been me Ird have made getting fired worth while!!! PS. at my sons sports day they only allow 3 kids to run in each race...that way there's only 1st, 2nd and 3rd..no one actually looses and gets nothing. we are breeding people with no respect and no idea how to succeed. BUT remember it will be your fault when they don't have a car like yours. That right Your fault for working like a ******* to get sumat when they don't. The distress you cause by having sumat they want will be the reason they try to steal it and the reason why they can't walk any more after you caught them trying!!
I actually heard a few schools doing something like that around here....the contests with only 3 kids.....that way no snot nosed crybaby fat kid walks away with no trophy. Nice.....keep creating pussies America. When parents started encouraging boys to play with Beanie Babies instead of playing sports or playing G.I. Joe, I knew we were in trouble. Those kids are going to grow up to form BOY BANDS!!!!
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