when i'm in the garage leave me alone

You forgot makes you dinner and fetches your pipe and slippers when you come home from work. I drink your beer too, I'm sorry.

 

yes!!! that's what women are for i think. to bother us just when we're about to make something, become happy, invent something, etc.

I think they hold us back sometimes, but then again, i've heard of some lucky guys who say they're women are supportive.

 

Would you come in the garage with this lurking under the hood? I don't think so. My wife stays away, far, far, away!



pigpen

 

YOU"RE awesome Savage.

great idea.

 

Hey dipshit, ever heard the saying BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS AN EVEN GREATER WOMAN?

Who do you think keeps the house running while you live in your little World? Enstien couldn't even tie his shoes, if it weren't for his wife holding him together.......well I'm sure you can figure it out! Women over the centuries have picked up where their husbands have fallen AND gone on to victory. So pull your head out of your butt and realize that it takes 2 to tango!

xxx
Brandy

 

I wasn't totally serious. So you don't have to call me dipshit.

Why would you rip me and not savage? anyways i'm sorry if i came out too serious. that's why i ended with SOME women are cool. just like SOME guys are assholes.

 

Yeah that's it, pick up the neighbors LITTLE girl and pick yourself up 10-20 while you're at it! MORON!
Do you seriously think we sit around and think up things to piss you off about? Come on, maybe if you pulled your head outta your butt and stopped thinking of yourself for 3.6 minutes, the wife wouldn't be in your business!
Someone here said seduction is an all day thing......not a when you feel like it and the garage is too cold, races aren't on and oh yeah, I'm done scratchin my balls thing. I like to think I ride the fine line here, but somethings need not be said. Now I'll get off my soapbox.
xxx
Brandy

 

I'm lucky. My wife learned about tool-a-holics from her Dad so my addiction was no big deal in fact she's an enabler since if she's along she usually opts for the better stuff. When we were doing her 51 Chev PU I would sit and tell her which bolts to take out and when to get to the side as the oil pan was ready to drop. When we did the brakes she pulled the masater and I sent her to her brothers machine shop to bead blast parts and hone the cylinder.It got kinda weird as she was at his shop smoking cigars and drinking beer and I'm home doing dishes, talk about role reversals! But it was great and we both are still together celebrating 23 years next month.

 

the "interuptions" bug the shit outta me to no end... and she wonders why i smoke...

 

Ain't got no cell phone. Used to have an intercom, but always forgot to turn it on. Still, I finally got one free morning in the shop yesterday and my wife trudges out with the phone-"there's a lion-tailed macaque with a 3" cut in his arm and they need you to go sew it up". Whatcha gonna do? Still ,that call will buy some nice goodies if I ever get a chance to put them on the car!

 

you guys are lucky to have a garage and a wife to yell at you in!
i keep one car at work (nice working for your dad) and one at a buddy's shop.
so since they're not at home the wifey usually says no-no. i don't like being at work all hours of the night anyway, just to come right back in the morning.

i've got big plans for a garage, but i'm broke!

 

Hey why you gotta get after me. Just because norton said so.. What wrong with picking up the neighbor chick. I do it all the time. I'm only 25.. As long as they are 18. Its fair game.......
I would not consider myself a Moron either.
I think I do very well for myself....

I still think she can cook dinner and bring beer.. Oh yea and laundry too

 

Ha ha ha, If you're looking for 18 year old junior high girls, you'd better give up on California. Watching too much Blue Collar Comedy, be my guess…

If you have to SAY that you're not a moron, ya might be one. Or not. Reread your posts and make up your own mind…

chili

 

roflmao! hahahahaha, listenin to Tom Lyekis again?

 

ok i wanna lighten this up with a hysterical long written joke.. you just have to change the golfing shit to garage stuff.. who can i email this to so they can post it i cant figure out how??

 

WELL!!!! CMAN THIS IS WICKED FUNNY SOMEONE POST IT FOR ME ITS TO LONG TO RETYPE

 

I couldn't have replied any better Chili! 18 year old JUNIOR HIGH girls??? Sometimes HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS aren't 18 and you're hopin for one in junior high?
You MAY not be a moron, but after a comment like that, you really have to reconsider.
xxx
Brandy

 

What, no one wants to comment on how ugly the pigpen is? I'm crushed.
I get my own beer, cook my own chow, and don't mess around with young girls. Being ugly has it's rewards though.

pigpen

 

I'll never say a cross word to a man who quotes Charles Schulz.
xxx
Brandy

 

GF yells out "You got the bill of sale for the Suzuki 350, where did that come from?"



Mumble something about it being for somebody else...

I don't think she bought it.

 

You go after the 18 year old school girls around here you'll have to bring her 2 kids along...

 

QUOTE:
"I MADE A DEAL WITH MY WIFE, SHE'S ALLOWED IN THE GARAGE
AND I'M ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE.
I WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY"

The way it is with the Mrs and me is slightly different:

... SHE'S ALLOWED IN "MY" GARAGE
AND I'M ALLOWED IN "HER" HOUSE....
I WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY!

Powerband

 

Man you guys get too worked up about this stuff. I am just kidding about all of this. I don't pick up anybody on the way home. I cook for myself and eat out. Do my own laundry. Hire are cleaning lady to do the house work. I don't ever have enough time to work on my cars that often.. I just sit on hamb and talk about working on cars.. I live in a house on 27 acres in California. I guess that isn't bad for not living in the desert here.. I am young enough to date 18 year old chick too.
I better get back out in the garage..

 

I stopped bangin 18 yr olds when I turned 21.... figured if she couldn't have a shot with me she couldn't lay down with me

 

You are truly a class act.

pigpen