Folks Of Interest Where are the Original first 500 HAMBers?

OtowndraglinkrumblerAnti-billy's little delivery before the RPU actually kicked a lot of ass...

The Mosquito wasn't really that bad but the flaming was so funny it just had a life of it's own...

He was actually a pretty good sport but he would loose it from time to time which made it even funnier...

 

#170 on this version of the HAMB and a member of the earlier board under a different name. This place has been a source of lots of good information and excellent friends over the years.

 

Guess who did the grunt work on El Mosquito?

 

Thanks to Rusk! In Christians own words.

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=125460&page=12


Scroll down to post #222, the infamous shit chopper story!

 

how do you find your # I have a march 01 START DATE but am to stupid to find the # you guys are talking about.

 

#310 -- sure met a lot of good people here. I do miss Germ, and WTF was that guy's name that was putting the visor on his '64 Galaxy?

 

Christians Post of fame...

I was a 2 year "Lurker" when this came out!


Quote:
Originally Posted by Christian 01-24-2002 06:46 PM
You know that feeling 'cause you tinker with cars you think you can fix anything? Well sometimes you better not try, here's why:
I live in an old house from the twenties with originally just one toilet, outside, where you take a crap right into the sceptic tank, somewhere down the line whoever lived here got sick of his ass freezing to the toilet seat in winter and they installed a bathroom on the second floor. Unfortunately they cut a few corners and instead of running a big pipe up to the second floor to dispose of turds they installed a 'brouilleur": one of those big blenders behind the toilet bowl so they can run the chopped turds down the little sink-drain pipes. Dunno if you have those things over there, they're kinda comparable to those blenders you Americans have in your kitchen sinks. Anyway, our "brouilleur" has been acting up for months, it just kept on going, normally it shuts itself off 30 seconds after you flushed, first it became a minute, then it just wouldn't shut off at all. So what we do is take a crap, flush, wait 30 seconds then pull the plug. Been going on like that for weeks, so today I finally get my courage together to do the dreaded job of checking out the shit-caked brouilleur box. It's a white blastic box that sits right behind the toilet bowl and out the top comes a small pipe that dissapears into the wall. It only took a couple of minutes to unhook it, and without getting too much shit on my hands. I take the lid of to be greeted by the most horendous sight ever, tubes and mechanisms with a nice old layer of shit in all shades of brown over 'em. Take the thing downstairs and outside and pour it's contents over the fence (no neighbours) then take it into the garage and put it in the sink. I can't see anything, first of all 'cause I can only look at it why holding my breath (me, a smoker, 10 seconds), secondly 'cause you can't see anything other then shit in the shape of machinery. Logic tells me the mechanism probably shuts off and on with the level of water/piss/sheit in the box. So I decide to plug it in and run water from the tap in it to see what happens. It fills up, and up, and up when all of a sudden the thing starts mixing, and, remember the pipe coming OUT THE TOP, and THE LID BEING OFF????? There was a fountain of shit coming out of that thing all the way to the ceiling!!!! Of course most of it caught me on it's way back down, it was horrendous, I was shitman, the white T-shirt didn't help either, in my hair, fuck, everywhere... The missus is still laughing, and I've just spent two hours in bath, changing the water 3 times.....

 

My sides hurt, just the visuals alone bring tears to my eyes, Christian is a great guy.

 

danm im not as stupid as I thought looks like im 109 just shy of the top 100. Oh well

 

i`ve read that loads of times but it still makes me luagh out loud...there was also the picture he posted of himself in front of his van in those speedo swim trunks...he got flamed big time for that

 

Yep, never get tired of reading that post

 

You mean this one? I remember when this was in his file of "car show pics" ha ha ha

 

That's not as bad as what's in your phones photo file

 

Hey, I remember you. I bought the '59 Elky from you in '02. You were selling it for some yuppie

 

Denise, I have a folder on my computer called "gay HAMB pics". Unfortunately I do not get to use it as often as I used to. ha ha ha

The phone pics come daily though!

 

Billshit, liar!

 

I had all but forgotten about Christain's post. HAAAAAaaaaa haaa!!!

 

Hey! It's the Bratwurst Bandit!!! How you been Mike? I've been playing boat, traded the A for a sport coupe, sold the sport coupe, bought a historied A rpu (it was Larry Shinoda's when he was a young 'un) That ended up going to the car club he used to run with so they could restore it to it's heyday, haven't heard from them in a while, should be done I'd think. I'm looking for an A roadster body that won't cost me my right leg, have a 32 frame, have a wicked 383 roller motor for it and a T-5, maybe with the shit economy someone will need some $$$ and I can grab a good deal.

See you fags @ Hot Rod Reunion

 

#446 I'm still around, but I don't get as much internet time as I used to and I spend more time lurking than posting these days. It was Tuck that turned my onto the HAMB...it's all his fault...

A friend of mine signed up just a few months ago. His number is 78679 I can't believe how this site has grown over the years.

 

I'm number 286. I haven't posted anything for awhile,but still check the board daily. Jim

 

LUKEPROJECTSELLER(tm)...

Wheres RickyFALCONRACER????...

I'm in So-Ca now...
history was changed when Rosa Park called shotgun

 

So-Ca.......Southern Canada?

 

Hey Jack...welcome back!

 

Jesus Jack... you don't call, you don't write... I thought you were dead.

My boy Nate says "hi"...

Sam

 

I sure that I'm one of the 1st 500, I didn't understand what this was when I signed up. It may have been my 1st time fooling with the internet. I never understood what the user name was. I picked something I thought I would be able to remember. I have always went by Tim.

Tim

 

Yep your 247

 

Welcome back Jack, good to see you posting again.

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So, who's posted the lowest number so far?

 

Shag is number four, after Ryan's three.

 

southern comfort...

or for you swallowing swans,
southern cumfort.......

nads can you post a picture of the swastika pedal for old time sakes..

That was funny shit..

Germ

 

wheres HELLO KITTY or MISS KITTY and DEUCE32?...........