Where can I get Troll Hair material?

Can anyone help tell me where I can get troll hair material? I am on the east coast and have had no luck finding anything so far. Any help is greatly apprecated. THANKS

 

You need to do a search for "East Coast Troll Trap".

JH

 

I can't wait to see all the wise answers..........

 

You should be able to get some of that long fuzz at most faberic shops

 

just bleach, dye and shave your crotch...

 

snipe hair is very similar, dye it whatever color you want! they are easy to hunt on the full moon.

 

Ask Dirty T........

CC

 

Off of a troll?

 

Ha Ha...that's what I was thinking!

(Anyone wanna hold Frank down while I break out the scissors???)

 

Just get a cat and wait, sooner or later it'll cough some up on your best carpet.

 

Wal-Mart fabric department

 

Troll hair.
Hmmmmm.
Seems like an easy target, I just cant come up with anything stupid to say.
Hmmmm. Leprechauns, midgets, Hmmmm.
I got nothing.
Damn.
Sorry.

 

I think she's sleeping. If I can creep in there real quiet like....

 

That's too funny !!!............Gee....poor guy, it's just too hard to be serious with a question like that...........

 

NO..... He's not talking about me!!!

 

HAMBwidow! my wife wants to know if there is a support group. I don't know what for, I wasn't paying attention I was on the HAMB learning where to get TROLL HAIR!

 

this is funny http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/e/e4/Don_King.jpg

 

Pimp Store?

 

Ask Mimi from The Drew Carrie show? I believe she is a Hamber too. (I just had to play this game)

 

Drive down a secluded forrest road in the country and stop on each old bridge you come to. Sooner or later, at one of the bridges, an old humped back in-bred looking thing will crawl out from under one. Before he has a chance to say anything show him a picture of Hillery Clinton naked. When he p***es out from fear, break out the razor and have at him.

 

What exactly do you mean???? I too am inclined to give a smart ***ed answer, as this question invites it, but if you are serious, what are you calling "troll hair"

 

Fishing shops that sell Fly Tying materials should have something like that.
Jdee

 

I find it frightening that you carry around naked pictures of Hillary!!!

 

I don't own one myself and at the risk of sounding political I have to say I've seen one. Its like a train wreck you just can't look away.

Now on a more serious note any bigger hobby store or has been been mentioned Wally world in the fabrick(sp? a little help here) dept should have what your looking for or a reasonable subs***ute.

Now my question is what in the world are you going to do with it?

 

do a search on ebay for 'fur' in textiles... you can buy it by the yard

 

I think he wants Mo-hair.

 

HCT


Hair Club for Trolls

Stu

 

Ask B***

(mad fab IV reference)

 

These guys can take you to the 1970's in their "Wayback Machine". There's plenty of trolls back there as I recall.




Or you can ask Santa for some.

 

I get mine from the dumpster behind the Brazilian Bikini Wax Parlor over in Trollville.

Don't tell Nads, he likes his trolls fuzzy. Just like the 70s bro!