Don't wanna start any ****, but would this be what happened to Mr. Bones? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go Roger
Hey that's my Daddy, I was kinda wondering what happened to him. I've had a lot of time to think this last year and some very profound they were. First off I'd like to apologize to TMan and Bob K, I know I owe you guys but not having any income severly limits my ability to pay you back. Not that I would do it even if I could. Ha Ha Ha. FltBlk, I don't owe you a damn thing, what the hell did you ever do for me? At least a lot of these folks have taken me places and I never would have been able to see. Like the inside of this ****ing closet for example. Roadstar eh! I do seem to remember that a little bit, he didn't take me anyplace except some place where it was hotter than the shades of hell. And then It's starting to come back to me now, just a little. A blue and white car with no top, corn growing all around me, flatter than twiggy's chest. A house not at the start of nowhere but you could see it from there. Toilet on the front porch. The smell of fertilizer someone said, personnaly it smelled more like plain ol **** to me but then what the hell do I know? There is a hell of lot of activity over the last few weeks outside of my little prison. That must be why my captor is getting more careless about letting me out. Normally he is on this puter 26 hours per day but recently he has been making a lot more noise and there seem to be more peopld around. I think maybe something big is about to happen. Does any of this give anyone some idea of where might be? Figure this out and come rescue me please. I see lots of folks have missed me and sure do miss you guy's too. OOPS here comes somebody. Bones P.S. Denise I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been instructed to post this picture as Proof of Life. Apparently my captor is going to trade me for a Moroccan Pool Boy at the Detroit autorama.
We'd better find him in a hurry, looks like a Goodguys member is giving him a peroxide/rubbing alcohol enema! Look at his eyes... He's positively terrified!
how do you get an enema without an *** hole? the rubbing alcohol is for drinking so the goodguys guy feels ok about those billet wheels and the crybaby doll. last i remember you showing up you were ripping on some FNG who tried to take your iden***y...
Lesseee, corn cobs, rubbing alcohol, long nights making noise in the garage... people coming around, secrets... long hours on the computer, toilets on the porch... I think it's that underground **** ring at Plowboy's house.... again.
Hey Bonsey: Good to see that you are on the verge of retaining your freedom. Now GET A JOB and pay me back the moola you owe me and Trent. See ya in Detroit. BB
I love you too sweatheart...only a couple more weeks and we'll be together. I almost have enough cookies baked to pay the ransom....hang on just alittle longer! xoxo**oo Something tells me you AND the Finkosel will be meeting Mr Bones soon.
I think mr bones needs to make a trip to Montana and visit the Strange Days garage. Maybe he can give us pointers on the belly tank, seein as he has been to the salt and all.
OMG... We're too late...I believe the TRADE has ALREADY TAKEN PLACE!!!!!! We'll NEVER see FATHACK again!
Uh Oh. Is this a ransom deal for Mr Bones or just one of his kin? http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/craz...213162273QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item330213162273
Last time I saw the little guy we were looking through a trader paper for a car for him. Wanting to head west again.
Achmed the dead terrorist??? I never saw the resemblance before, but now I can. Ouch!!!<O</O<O</O BUT WAIT! If hes drawin a salary for stunt work perhaps he can pay back Bob & Trent (& FltBlk?). Maybe? It could happen.
Mr. Bones, r u out there? I thought I would see you at the Autorama but I didn't! I hope you are free! Maybe at the Round up?!?!
Mr Bones, any more clues to your captor's location? I see you didn't have a chance to escape for the Autorama.
I heard that Plowboy raised the ransom to finance his trip to the Roundup and that Denise couldnt come up with the extra $$$ to free Mr. Bones. Hopefully there will be enough of us in Austin to free Mr. Bones.
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