Where's the "What's Traditional" guide?

Yes, indeed.
We sure do need a written set of rules on how to be correct non-conformists.
If you don't meet those "traditional" rules to the letter, you can never truly belong to our non-conformist ranks.

Kind of silly, kind of pathetic, kind of comical.

A whole lot of the Harley crowd is like that.
You have to wear the correct non-conformist lookalike uniforms or you will be an outcast from the "non-conformist society".

There are many very specific specifications to meet in order to be a correct non-conformist. Here and everywhere....

To hell with it. Do your own thing and let the goobers fuss and posture all they want. Who cares whether or not they approve of your attempts to conform to their whims?

I don't care about wearing a "Traditional" uniform.
I do this for me, not for you, not for the neighbors, not for others approval, not for meeting a list of "correct characteristics".

I won't wear anyones "Uniform Of Traditional Correctness"

 

What's Traditional?

-Iron crosses
-Spider webs
-Upright b***es
-The only music ever listened to by every single hot rodder from the beginning of time - rockabilly
-Whorish pinup girls spread eagle all over people's cars they don't know
-Rusty piles of **** with poorly executed fabrication
-Neck tattoos
-Building whatever you want regardless of its resemblance to, or inspiration by, cars from day-one to the mid 1960s
-Not learning about hot rodding's history and showing up at traditional car shows with lots of at***ude
-Hu****ous cartoonish pompadours
-A red rag in your back pocket
-The SNUGGLERS

 

We broke with Tradition, and didn't kill this Thread right away....