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Who are the HAMBers you want to meet?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Nads, May 24, 2005.

  1. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,867

    Nads
    Member
    from Hypocrisy

    Here's my list, in no particular order, and somewhat incomplete.
    The boss hisself, Ryan, because he's given us a place that's no more nor less than a rainbow gathering for us misfits.
    DrJ, because he's weird.
    Cole, because he's brilliant.
    Junkyard Dog, because he's got tons of cool shit.
    C9, because his stories rule.
    AV8, because he knows hot rods.
    FrenZ, because he knows kustoms.
    Manyolcars, because we don't see eye to eye.
    RF, because he's a pop star.
    FRITZ, because anyone who wears his undies on the outside has got to rule.
    Moriarty, because the spirit of Ed Big Daddy Roth lives within him.
    Barnett, because he lays lines like no ones businesss.
    Carps, because he's Australian, ditto for Brootal and Psychobilly Boi, even though I hate psychobilly.
    Sailor, because I really dig the cat a lot.
    Fat Hack, because he's down to earth.
    Plowboy, because he's a visionary.
    Evel, because I think he can help me in the music biz.
    Bleed, because he makes better doughnuts than Dunkin' Donuts.
    Hotrodladycruiser, Gracie and ActionGirl, because I love women.
    There's many, many more, but these are the ones that came off of the top of my head.

    Y'all are like friends to me, albeit ones I've never met. If it was a perfect world we'd all be sitting in some dive tipping back a few and telling tall stories.

    Maybe when we're all dead this will become some kind of mystic reality, until then, rock on and may the Detroit Pistons win the NBA title again.
     
  2. yeah, all those guys.. and NADS... cuz he's *crazy*



     
  3. Levis Classic
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  4. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    Nads
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    from Hypocrisy

    I've met him and he's an alright dude, so's Mud, I miss both of 'em.


    Ngo Long Dong wants us all dead.

    I'm glad that Dr. Knobchieze finally hit the bucket.....assdouche.
     
  5. Gasserfreak
    Joined: Aug 31, 2004
    Posts: 1,346

    Gasserfreak
    Member
    from Yuma, AZ

    In no certain order;
    Bruce Landcaster because it seems he knows everything about flatheads.
    And so I can photocopy his library:D
    Ryan because he gave us this cool place to hang out.
    Unclescooby because I've known the guy for awhile and never actually met'em.
    JimA when he comes to do a story on my next car:D
    Shit I met half of my HAMB heros at the roundup this year.
    Now that I think of it a little harder since I've been on here I can only think of very few people I don't want to meet. So anytime any of ya'll are in a shithole called Kill-een, drop me a line, beer and burgers on me.

    Drew
     
  6. Von Scott
    Joined: Sep 24, 2004
    Posts: 337

    Von Scott
    Member
    from fresno,ca

    I want to meet anyone going to Paso on Sat. By the way Miami needs to win so Kobi will shut up, grow up and/or get lost so I can start liking the Lakers again.
     
  7. Fecals the Party Clown(TM)!
    The Rude Boyz!
    Knowbodys (from Knowhere)!
     
  8. JimA
    Joined: Apr 1, 2001
    Posts: 4,795

    JimA
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    I'll be at the Round Up with my car- so let me hear about your new car!

    I've been very lucky to meet so many HAMBers I'd have a hard time thinking of who I'd still like to meet.
     
  9. Old Chinese curse, Nads: "May you get what wish for."
     
  10. buzzard
    Joined: Apr 20, 2001
    Posts: 4,335

    buzzard
    Alliance Member

    dash mike dash.
     
  11. shoebox72
    Joined: Jan 24, 2003
    Posts: 1,489

    shoebox72
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    I don't think there is anyone I wouldn't want to meet.

    I agree with the list Nads made & I'll add a few more.

    Tuck
    Packrat32
    Lownslow
    Nads
    Ryan
    DirtyT
    Fuel pump
    Fab32
    Barnett
    Metalshapes
    Glassguy
     
  12. Gasserfreak
    Joined: Aug 31, 2004
    Posts: 1,346

    Gasserfreak
    Member
    from Yuma, AZ

    Unless I get "My other dream car" that I'm trying to seal the deal on right now, it'll be the 34 3window that used to be my dads hot rod from"back in the day, even though its in about a million pieces in oceanside, and I'm still in TX.

    Drew
     
  13. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,560

    40StudeDude
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    EVERY ONE OF THEM!!!

    It reads like a little girl's club popularity contest...

    R-
     
  14. What Roger said! hahahahhahaaa
     
  15. Anderson
    Joined: Jan 27, 2003
    Posts: 7,512

    Anderson
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    Fat Hack
    Rikster
    Grimlock
    I dunno who else off the top of my head...

    How about a list of people you want to un-meet? Rashy is an asshole! :D
     
  16. 46stude
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
    Posts: 1,718

    46stude
    Member

    SamIyam is who I'd like to meet.

    I do not want to meet HRLC- it'd be too embarrassing if I accidently drooled on her...... :D
     
  17. I've met 50 or so HAMBers so far, and they are all good people. There will be more and I look forward to it.
    I've probably met alot more and didnt even know it.

    I couldnt help but notice I didnt make the list!

    Maybe next time!!!!
     
  18. Scraper
    Joined: Oct 1, 2003
    Posts: 91

    Scraper
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    I guess first I have to get my car somewhere everyone will be (yes I'm mad guilty of only hitting crappy local shows and complaining about seeing the same ol' cars. Duh.). Honestly, Since I'm not on here alot I can't say much besides I need to meet Desertrat rodder again so I can get my Galaxie gauges ('nother duh). I can say he was damn cool.
    Shit, I guess really everybody so I can hope some talent rubs off on me!
    Oh, and So.Cal. Wrench (Sorry 'bout the 'glide!)

    Bret..Flakiest flake of flakes and I ain't speaking of paint!
     
  19. Hey I still have your stuff!!! You paid for it its yours...

    Pick it up at Pomona on the 5th! I'll be there.
     
  20. Scraper
    Joined: Oct 1, 2003
    Posts: 91

    Scraper
    Member

    You're on the list now, Ray. Funny coincidence you'd write that as I was writting! Ha,Ha.
     
  21. pigpen
    Joined: Aug 30, 2004
    Posts: 1,624

    pigpen
    Member
    from TX USA

    I would like to meet Chili Phil because I haven't seen him in about 45 years. I hope he's not still using that old pomade hair stuff. That boy had the greasiest comb you ever saw! :D

    pigpen
     
  22. Holy shit, you are gay. I knew it, I just fucking knew it.

    W O L S N W O L
    26-14-11-12-5 9-1-14
     
  23. I've had the pleasure of meeting Fat Hack, everyone should. HRLC and DIRTYT... it's like you've know them forever in the first minute...

    With Fat Hack I might have known him forever... I probably pushed him really fast on the merry-go-round in elementary school and made him throw up.:D

    But add Fatlucky and Bass to my list
     
  24. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    Damn, I've met so many already, but there are some that I'd really love to shake hands with and talk to in person someday, my incomplete list:

    Rocky, because he's screwy and likes old Pontiacs!

    Racefab, because we could sit across from each other and debate cam profiles!

    Rashy, because I want to feel his Man Boobs!

    Hank Cash, because he has an eerie knack for knowing what I want in a gal!

    Ryan, so I could thank him in person for all the good times and friendships he's helped me enjoy.

    60s Style, because he's a guy I'd love to build a car with someday!

    Earl Scheib, because tall guys are sexy!

    Nads, because we'd laugh ourselves sick!

    Draglinkscc, because 4t64rd says he's really cute and does the ice cube trick well!

    Gettingreasy, because he sees potential in oddball shit...just like me!

    RF, so we could team up, drag Lenny out of retirement and do a RULER magazine!

    Phil Stevens, because Australia rules!

    Upchuck, because it can't be any colder or wetter in Canada than it is HERE!

    Johnny Ace, so we could draw pictures on the walls when the waitress isn't looking.

    Edmurder, because that guy just comes off as so damn Blue Collar COOL!

    Germ, because we ALL wanna hang with HIM!

    Ray, so we could sneak out after curfew and look in the girls' window.

    Ratboy, just for giggles, man...no real reason!

    50dodge4x4, because he'll go to great lengths to save old tin for a weirdo far away!

    Assgasket, because he's got a whip username!

    SamIyam, because we'd really be an odd couple...but we'd work!

    Squiggy, so I could be Lenny and we could sell ice cream & oogle Laverne & Shirley!

    Action Girl, because she's an artist who digs old cars and a good friend far away!

    Lugnut, because he seemed like a pretty cool kid!

    Kiljoy, because he took the Mother of all Beatings when he joined...and then sadly went away.

    Fatassbuick, cuz he moved to Florida to get even COOLER!

    Nick32Vic, so I could hang with one dynamite young dude who will carry us into the future!

    Brandy, because she stuffs her bra!

    Butt Reynolds, cuz I hear he LIKES it rough and raw...just like me!

    Shoebox72, cuz he's a righteous dude...but did they really make shoeboxes in 72???

    Kustom52, so we could build really cool V6 powered stuff for REAL, not just online!

    BadOlVonTinglingWillys, because with a name like that...you KNOW he's gotta rock!

    Mel, cuz we're all in love with Mel!

    41ratsledrodder, because he threw an octopus love doll on my hood once!

    Rev616, because he has a 64 Olds with a 394...I guess that's enough!

    The Fidgeter, so we could stay up all night building models and watching TV Land.

    ...and I could go on and on! I'd love to meet all of you, really...and if any of my reasoning sounded kinda gay, it's only cuz I love you all, Man!!!

    :D :p :cool:
     
  25. speedaddict
    Joined: Sep 28, 2002
    Posts: 2,420

    speedaddict
    Member
    from Austin, Tx

    Nobody from here. You guys are all a bunch of weirdo POS car freaks. :eek:
     

  26. LOL, I've had the chance to meet a lot of you over the past 6 years....I would have to say lownslow. Always been a cool guy to me, especially when he makes me miss CA
     
  27. Glad to see I'm on your list Nad's coz you're on mine, simply coz, I like your style and I figure we'd have a fun time.

    Most of the others on your list seem to be on mine too.
    DRD57, Oh I did that already, but it's good to see olf freinds again, should happen more often than it does.
    Yup, however we're not all misfits, some of us are just missunderstood.
    DrJ, came close, so close i still have his tyre marks on my toes. And some nice video images of his smiling face as he tried to run me down.
    Cole, because I like his stuff and the stuff he does for others
    [/quote]Junkyard Dog, because he's got tons of cool shit.[/quote]
    Sounds like a good enough reason to add him to my list.
    C9, because we already met and need to catch up and chew the fat without being rushed. And his stories rock.
    AV8, for the same reason as C9 and DRD57 and coz we need to spend more time to benchrace and cure the issues that plague our hobby, and he knows more than just hot rods.
    Um, don't think I've had the pleasure of annoying him, sounds like a good enough reason to add him to my list.
    I don't see eye to eye with most people and with a name like that, he's just got to be on my list.
    See, FrenZ
    Hmm, I've often been seen wearing mine on my head, so I guess maybe we have enough in common that it cvould be an interesting meeting.
    Moriarty, because he sent me some kool pictures and he digs weird stuff. Seeing some of his stuff on the Mad Fabricators DVD elevated him up my list. Looks like a normal guy, digs weird stuff, I think we have a lot in common.
    Barnett, because he encouraged me to keep striping by saying my stuff was OK even when I knew it was crap and he lays lines like no ones businesss.
    Man, just let me know what flight you're on and I'll pick you up at the airport.
    Once you meet Sue, his better half, you'll be asking "Boris who?"
    But you don't mind a drink, and Billy is also very good at that.
    All good reasons to have these people on my list too.
    Hotrodladycruiser,To appologise coz I feel responsible for my pal Mike's neighbour's cat trying to kill her. Besides I have a Big Olds shirt
    Gracie, because she was the first to welcome me to the original HAMB, with a line I'd never heard before, but remeber well and often now use myself.
    That makes me feel much more comfortable at having Nads on my list
    There's many, many more, but these are the ones that came off of the top of my head.
    Sam Strube, coz I hafta race my little wooden car against his, to see if I got it right. Besides he sent the boy scout kit to me in the first place.
    HotRod Bob, coz we comminicate regularly and have lots in common, yet we've never met.
    C'word and Dave coz it's been too long between drinks, even tho I don't drink.

    [/quote]Y'all are like friends to me, albeit ones I've never met. If it was a perfect world we'd all be sitting in some dive tipping back a few and telling tall stories.[/quote]
    Sounds like you already have a good mental image iof a vist to my place.

    Not part of my immediate plan, been to way too many funerals in the past few weeks. However that does rais the issue of people I have met, who I wished I'd met with enough time to get to know them better. Top of that list is an old codger we met at the first Goodguys Hot Rod Nat's at Pomona. We arrived early and this old bloke was at the gate with his red deuce. recognised our weird accents when the people there told us we were a day early. Took us under his wing, crammed us in his old Rodney and then proceeded to chauffer us around and introduced us to all and sundry so that when we arrived officially the following day we already had lots freinds.

    That's one of the reasons I always trell people it's not just about the cars, they are simply the glue that binds us together, it's about the people. As a hot rodder I know I can travel just about anywhere in the world and I'll find ;family' to look after me and make sure I have a great time. The list of names already in my address book is testament to that and waaaay longer than any list of people I'd like to meet in the future.
     
  28. Buick59
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,995

    Buick59
    Member
    from in a house

    I'd like to meet Jim A, so I could kick him in the Nads. And I'd like to meet Nads, so I could kick him in the nuts.
     
  29. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
    Posts: 5,286

    Brandy
    Member
    from Texas

    It comes in handy for those late nights when you wanna make out with that hot guy, but you need to wipe your lipstick off!;)

    Rocky tops my list because he's my Pontiac hero.
    Pistnbroke because I'd get something done with his help.
    Axle because he's my younger Rocky.
    Fathack because I owe him for this bra joke!:D
    DirtyT, he needs a flea dip.
    Nads because he makes me laugh and laugh!
    Ryan for putting up with us!
    HRLC for putting up with the GMB.
    Marq because he thinks I'm sweet.
    MeesterP because he puts up with my whining.
    The boys from Tejas because they seem SO blue collared.
    Mighty Herc because he stops the dumb boys in their tracks!!
    A32limey because he has a twisted sense of humor!
    Holdfast because he thinks I'm smart.
    Munster because he's tiny and I could take his keys to his Poncho!!
    Bumpstick for always willingly playing AAA for me when I go to the Los Angeles area!
    Roaddevil13 because he and I need to square up for that Poncho I bought.....2nd, 19th and 21st beer's on you!:D
    There's loads more but I can't think of them RIGHT now......but I still love them all!
    xxx
    Brandy
     

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