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Who around here is good with the laws of physics?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 1950ChevySuburban, Nov 6, 2009.

  1. 4tl8ford
    Joined: Sep 1, 2004
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    4tl8ford
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    from Erie, Pa

    Doo-Doo Occurs
     
  2. It's just like the 50-50-10 RULE !! If you have a 50-50 choice on anything there's only a 10 percent that your 50-50 choice will be correct !! So in theory your just pretty much screwed and physics don't have **** to do with it !!! >>>>.
     
  3. palosfv3
    Joined: Jun 26, 2006
    Posts: 1,541

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    Had the laws of physics explained in high school by Mr. Wunchetonis. What a physics teacher . If you slept in his cl*** he would wait to you were sound asleep and then would throw a book at the head of the snoozing student ( forgot to mention Catholic High School and he had good aim) Once contact was made and the student was alert he would scream "Speed times m*** equals force " . He always kept a larger book on the desk to explain what happens when you increase the size of the m***. Everybody always did well in his cl*** .
     
  4. hotrod40coupe
    Joined: Apr 8, 2007
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  5. super plus
    Joined: Dec 14, 2006
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    When the heat of the meat meets the m*** of the *** the angle of daggel remains constant
     
  6. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
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    I always thought it was, "the angle of the dangle, divided by the heat of the meat, equals the m*** of the ***". Maybe that's just the Canadian formula. Butch/56sedandelivery.
     

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