Why am I No. 1?

Not what you're thinking...I already know that. No, why is my name always shown first under users online? It's definitely not my ranking, obviously.

 

Its obvious that you ROCK.
TIm
MBL

 

everyones on top on their own screen

 

That's the system recognizing you and saving you the trouble of finding yourself in the list. It happens that way for all of us. When I look at the list Cword is first and the rest are alphabetically arranged. RF you're in the R's where you belong.

mike

 

Not that we all don't think your special sweetheart BUT, each persons screenname shows up as number 1 on the list for themselves then in order, number then alphabetical.


Sorry to burst your bubble

CWord types faster then me

 

TOP SECRET rating system.

Viewers are ranked in order of height and popularity.

 

It's because it's your turn to buy the next round.

I'll take an MGD please...

 

Ah, hell, and there I was all feeling warm and fuzzy about being number one! Well, my mom still thinks I'm special...

 

.....two words.HOMELAND SECURITY!

 

I must rock too!

Seriously, I thought it was alphabetical and my name starts with "A". I thought I was first for everyone. Thanks for bursting my bubble. I want to be alone for a little while...

 

You'll always be number two in my book, Rob.

 

You guys crack me up

 

I always show in alphabetical order, on my scren, on this new set up.

 

Maybe it's like we're all kids on the short buss...We're are all made to beleive we're special...not"special"!

 

Hey, RF...you're tops on MY list, too!

 

RF...glad to see you at the truck magazine, I have a question for you...do you guys plan to feature any '67-'72 chevies???

That was obviously my weak attempt at humor, you know how Hot Rod, Car Craft, etc. magazine readers always ***** they show nothing but camaros, Street Rod type magazine readers always ***** that they feature nothing but '32 fords...
okay sorry, bad joke, but I do seriously have a '67 in the garage and enjoy seeing tech on them

 

and how do I get back on the scale

 

For a while I thought I was the only person who didn't have the little negative (feedback) icon below my name.

 

HAHAHAHAHA!! THATS FUNNY!

 

This is officially my favorite post ever.

 

Someone has to be no.1 can you think of anyone more deserving?

Frank

 

You're number one............(insert hand gesture of choice)

 

"Why am I Mr. Sparkle?"

 

Thanks Fish-Bulb

I loved that episode.

 

Oh, like you don't know!!

 

Supergreg is number 1 too. See how special you are?
http://www.monobrow.com/monomovies/

 

May I have your autograph ,if you get time.

 

How come you're no longer a rock star?

 

I was a Pop Star. Then I became a Senior with the new digs. But now I'm just a Member (insert sarcasm here). When I got home last night, my mom re***ured me that I was still Number 1? My old lady thinks I'm a Number 2, though.