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WTF is up with... "Corvette Guy"?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by tfeverfred, Jun 5, 2008.

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  1. fur biscuit
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    Mopar guys are 3 fries short of a happy meal.

    two words: Galen Glover. If you are a Mopar goober, especially of "those" years you know about the GG Stamp.
     
  2. LUX BLUE
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    sit'slikasaid.....

    I want one. a buddy has a 96 Billstien edition that flat out hauls ***, and gets about 3 times the mileage of my Cutl***.

    If You wreck one of those, You turned off all the "idiotproofing" ****ons and pointed it at a wall.
     
  3. corncobcoupe
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    NAAAAA - the new buzz word now instead of Replica or Clone is "Tribute"

    Like the latest buzz word will bring a few extra thousand at the auctions.

    Cob
     
  4. Mazooma1
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    I hate it when a guy with a red sedan/diesel hot rod gives me an "at***ute".
    Yeah, like he's the only guy in the world who has one...:rolleyes:

    [​IMG]
     
  5. 3wLarry
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    ...thread turn to poo...
     
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  6. Keep
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    hehehehe my Wife is "vette guy" She has owned and raced them for years, her current toy is a bone stock 87 vette, that for some reason is the baddest thing around.

    I just smile and nod :D
     
  7. corncobcoupe
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    Now, I hope you realize I'm having fun with you.

    Yea - I own a Vette besides a Hot Rod but you'll never see me with a at***iude as at***udes are perceived as "Some of the time".

    When your a ****y SOB like me "all the time" then it doesn't qualify as a "at***ude".

    "Everybody wants to rule the world"

    Cob
     
  8. 55 dude
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    gotta say i good thing about a vette: "they sure make a good parts car!"
     
  9. Rathbone
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    I like all kinds of cars. It would be easier for me if I were one of those guys who was only interested in 1 kind of car, but I have a muscle car, a Corvette, I used to have a Mercury, and now I'm hunting out a Hot Rod. I spread myself pretty thin sometimes.

    But say what you want about Vette owners, you can't knock the car. It's a great car. Mine is a bright yellow '93, and it's invisible on the road because it's too new and too common. But if you want a car that is just flat out fun to drive then the 4th generation Vette it the one to own. I have the 6-speed manual trans and 315 stock horsepower. Plus it's always been reliable and never needed a wrench to be turned.

    BTW, if you read the Corvette forum you will run into posts from guys wondering why everytime they don't take off like a bullet from every intersection some joker p***es them by and acts like he's just won the Indy 500.
     
  10. corncobcoupe
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    Larry - that's funny as **** from a guy who started the 32 owners post.


    BTW - can I get your autograph of my ROD and Custom of your OLD car on the cover ?

    Cob
     
  11. banjorear
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    Yozzah that's a good one!

    Let take a moment to ponder how many SBC's in hot rods would be valve coverless if it wasn't for all of the generous "Vette Guys" giving up their Corvette valve covers! (wink, wink nudge, nudge)
     
  12. fergenboysinc
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    Thanks! And yes....They are all "real" car and all.:D
    [​IMG]
     
  13. lowlife_slim
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    i experienced Viper Guy at the carwash the other day. its this hand wash that you drive up into a line, then the dudes come hop in it and move it up car by car till you go all the way through.

    Viper Guy rolls up, top down, music blaring. never turned it down the whole time... and it was Techno. frosty tipped hair, muscle shirt on with huge tribal tattoo, on his cell the holw time (with music blaring).

    he refused to let the carwash guys move his car up, requesting to do it himself. the irony of it all was that every wheel on that car was curb rashed so bad that you could use them as a table saw blade.

    he was a flaming douche.
     
  14. I think I'll bring in some music and some refreshment for this thread. We are going to be here awhile>>>>.
     

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  15. Billybobdad
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    Bottom line... an ahole is an ahole no matter what they drive or what they wear.
    Put this negative thread out of it's misery.
     
  16. fergenboysinc
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  17. PatrickG
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    better to be corvette guy than "lifted to fit bigger rims guy"

    [​IMG]
     
  18. LUX BLUE
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    vette guy.
     
  19. banjorear
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    And in this corner....
     
  20. LUX BLUE
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    want a vette guy. after I finish The tudor.
     
  21. corncobcoupe
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    You guys crack me up.

    I could give a **** what you guys drive or don't drive.

    You all like Hot Rods and Customs so you ALL are alright with me.

    Cob
     
  22. LUX BLUE
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    not me. I'm selling everything to buy an Amish Racing Buggy. Gas prices are killing me. :D
     
  23. Groucho
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    JEEZ, my threads DIE a lot fewer pages than this. That ****S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  24. Billybobdad
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    Not!

    You proved my point with that statement:rolleyes:
     
  25. KY Boy
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    No its not traditional but...I like it. Anyone know a the****** that can help with this?
     
  26. 35Chevy.com
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    Glad I could help you out :D:D
     
  27. Amen ! Amen ! Amen ! ..... Here too ... !!
     
  28. LUX BLUE
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    LUX BLUE
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    ****! You mean buying this windbreaker before I got the vette was a bad Idea?
    The Baldness, however...it's been there a while. I have already proven that a fast car is unneccecary to net a hot chick.

    So, when You go shopping for an "Avalon" windbreaker, we can foot race. Well, You already have the Avalon...So I will give You a car lenght.
     
  29. LUX BLUE
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    LUX BLUE
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    vette guy who will punch You in the head.
     
  30. Bodacious
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    These guys said it all and I can't add much. I've had all kinds of cars and hopefully will have more. Well into middle age, I decided to get a Vette. It's just another hot rod to me, just one I hadn't had yet. And yes, it's pretty well modified, not that that makes it better than stock Vettes, just different. *******, what a bunch of petty ******* and moaning by a bunch of folks who are supposed to be car guys. An ***hole's name can be on any brand's car ***le.
     
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