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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Big Tony, Nov 1, 2008.

  1. Big Tony
    Joined: Mar 29, 2006
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    This morning BigKen picked me up in the 33 Pu ... For ya'll that don't know me I'm 6'4 and 400 lb and Ken is 6"3 and probably close to 275.... man we needed a pic... and yes the doors did shut:D
     
  2. Terry
    Joined: Jul 3, 2002
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    I can just picture ya'll canned up in there Tony! I too wish you'd got a picture!
     
  3. You boys better be careful . . . must have looked like 5 lbs of beans in a 1 lb bag! I think a picture would have been just too funny.
     
  4. stude_trucks
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    I guess your name suits you properly. Sounds like not too much room left over for the ladies. I guess they could go in the back.
     
  5. noboD
    Joined: Jan 29, 2004
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    Being 275 myself I have to ask, were you both in the back? Who was driving?
     
  6. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
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    A Hotrodladycrusr samwich with Big Tony on the left, Big Ken on right.....wish I was in the truck with you two today.:D

    [​IMG]
     
  7. NINE INCH
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    Denise, You're such a Sweetie Pie!
     
  8. With names like Big Tony and Big Ken somehow I pictured you guys for a couple of 98 POUNDERS !!! LOL >>>>.
     
  9. jerry
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
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    Oh my FG!

    I can just imagine that, that truck is tight with just Ken in it! Have to wonder how much was out the windows!

    See you guys in Austin?


    jerry
     
  10. model-a-fan
    Joined: Oct 4, 2008
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    from Kentucky

    Big Ken's beard is the shit! Billy Gibbons would be proud! (Santa may be a little jealous as well)
     
  11. Harms Way
    Joined: Nov 27, 2005
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    Did you have any "spring action" when you opened the doors ?
     
  12. Pir8Darryl
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    Yea, I'm picturing those "joke" cans of peanut brittle with the spring snakes inside. :D

    I'm a big boy too [6'2 and 315], and I'v got a friend who has a collection of italian exotics... Sometimes I honestly think he lets me drive/ride in them just to laugh at me getting in and out,:p
     
  13. Truckedup
    Joined: Jul 25, 2006
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    Ok,I'm 170 ,6 foot,and there ain't much room in any 30's PU for my person.I give up,how does nearly 1/2 ton of men fit in there? :D
     
  14. hotrodladycrusr
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    What are you talking about??? Ken IS Santa!!! He told me so and even let me sit on his lap and tell him want I wanted.:D

    [​IMG]
     
  15. 3wLarry
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    I hurt my brain tryin to visualize...:eek:
     
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  16. jdubbya
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    It was always a good laugh when I had my model A. Me and my dad would hit some cruise night together... the looks on peoples faces when we got out... priceless. My dad is 6-3 300 plus, and I am 6-3 400, just a couple of wee fellas.:D
     
  17. model-a-fan
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    from Kentucky

  18. raceron1120
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    you guys made my day! At 6', 265 lbs you've confirmed I'm not only a mental lightweight but am physically challenged as well! :D :D :D Looks like you all have a lot of good times, hoping to meet one of these years!
     

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  19. Big Tony
    Joined: Mar 29, 2006
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    Well at least I know at 400 lb I can still get in the fetal position...problem is I'm still stuck in it...

    Denise...next time we see ya we will try to all get in that pu... Plus it ain't me that gotta fix when the door and windows pop at from internal pressure hehehehe
     
  20. Obviously, you guys like each other. I haven't had anybody close to your size in my 32. Good story!:)
     
  21. NotNuRodz
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    haha i loved how this thread turned into every one bragging about there weight. Just for the record im 6'2 and 160 (dont worry im cherishing it while im young)
     
  22. edgeabilly
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    Guys, this is some funny shit!:D
     
  23. 55 dude
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    wow! bet that was "tighter than a nuns hoo-hoo!":rolleyes::D
     
  24. NotNuRodz
    Joined: May 18, 2008
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    haha that is the funniest thing i have ever read!
     
  25. The37Kid
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
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    Please, somebody draw a Roth style cartoon of these two in the pickup.
     
  26. 270283
    Joined: Jun 11, 2006
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    270283

    Wouldn't that be a picture of a pickup on these two?
     
  27. bigken
    Joined: Jul 7, 2005
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    You guys thing it's FUNNY - try holding YOUR breath for 5 minutes because your afraid your gonna bust the 'bear-claws' if you EXHALE. Don't even ASK about where my damn SHIFTER was..................
     
  28. bigken
    Joined: Jul 7, 2005
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    ...and had she set there for ANOTHER 15 minutes, I'd have gotten what "I" wanted............ :D:D:D:D:D

     
  29. KING CHASSIS
    Joined: Aug 28, 2005
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    Hello Ken, I would like to see one of the artists here on the HAMB draw a picture of this. That would rock.
     
  30. KING CHASSIS
    Joined: Aug 28, 2005
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    For the record I ment you and Tony in the truck, not Denise on your lap as Santa.
     

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