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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by barry2952, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. SlowandLow63
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    sar·casm (sär'kāz'əm)

    n.

    1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
    2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the **** of contempt or ridicule.
     
  2. barry2952
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    That's exactly why I never touch the stuff on-line. I say what I mean, and I mean what I say.
     
  3. what can i tell ya , can i blame it on a mississippi edumacation:D
    i spent my hooked on phonics dough on booze..
     
  4. Rocky
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    "Grow a sack to my face"??? Ehhhhhhh...and this guy is from Nebraska too. I think I'll cinch my seat belt up a little tighter on my way to work tomorrow morning in case he's on the road.
     
  5. And for his next trick, he will win this years Darwin award.
    (If were all lucky)
     
  6. Chopped50Ford
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    I want whatever that guy is smoking...

    Amazing!
     
  7. Chuckles Garage
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    I just pee'd my pants.
     
  8. Da Tinman
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    It would much more efficient if he would just block off the exhaust ports altogether!! Hmm maybe I should patent my improvement to his design!!! I'll be rich!!!!:D
     
  9. BISHOP
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    How in the hell did this **** get a vette. How. Not that I want one, but damn, How did he get a job.
     
  10. Didn't you know that several of those were actually built and tested?

    They ran very well, were quite powerful, and got about 23,000 miles per gallon.

    It's a well known fact that the government and the oil companies bought them all up and are keeping them hidden in a secret bunker with the famous 200 mpg carburetor, and water-fueled engine for obvious reasons that have been explained to us many many times.
     
  11. barry2952
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  13. bigolds
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    What the f*ck is this abortion?????????!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I digress......The idiot that has developed this new induction system must have more money than brains.
     
  14. bigolds
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    I just read the rest of the thread.....I can hardly get up off of the floor to type this response!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. 416Ford
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    When I got out of the Corvette restoration business I always believed that most of the owners were as stupid as a box of rocks(most not all). To much money and no brains. I also love the cars that are rare because of the color. Make me proud to be a Ford fan.
     
  16. coopdevill65
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    typical corvette guy!!
     
  17. Spitfire1776
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  18. Doctor Destructo
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    And THAT my friends is EXACTLY why we prescribe haldol, seroquel, clozaril, and zyprexa to the MENTALLY ILL.
     
  19. So glad that we have folks who can use their brains here. Suprised that the moderators didn't cut those threads off earlier.

    All that said, I laughed my *** off! I can only imagine how many car boards this is on by now. :D
     
  20. GTS225
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    ***************************************************
    Well, it's on two others that I frequent, with about the same reaction we're seeing here.

    I might suggest to the "inventor" of "DEI" that he apply the same procedure to his personal food intake.

    Roger
     
  21. I was thinking the same thing...........kind of an EGR....

    [​IMG]

    Bryan
     
  22. barry2952
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    I've posted it on 4 boards. I believe they had 100,000 hits in the first 24 hours.
     
  23. barry2952
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  24. lrseclipse
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    HAHAHAHA ROFL! thank you for making my day!!! :)
     
  25. 61 chevy
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    if it ever started, it would choke it self to death,:confused: :( to cool it off he could stop ever mile and pack ice on top of it,
     

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